So wait,

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While some boards have book clubs, you heifers have porn club??

[camelblossom]

Next week is camel toe porn!

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We have a theme of the week.

[humpty]

I have to get my sex drive back somehow.

[kmw325i]

It's all my fault, HS.

[cantalopes]

May 18, 2012 13:51:36 GMT -5 kmw325i said:

It's all my fault, HS.

OMG! Who lets their baby play in trash cans!

[kmw325i]

My mom and sister, apparently. I've also got a picture of him playing with an empty liquor bottle somewhere.

[Glitter Tits]

S/O Porn Club, here is the vibrator that NQB recommended. I don't understand how a wiener and this thing is supposed to fit.
we-vibe.com/we-vibe-ii

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I was concerned at first and had to get really drunk to use it but it works! We both love it.

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Man they just came out with the We Vibe III which has a wireless remote but it's $100.

www.amazon.com/Standard-Innovation-Vibe-III-Ruby/dp/B006TM09EU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1337368729&sr=8-1

[Llama in Mules]

Apparently I don't have the imagination I thought I did... I can't picture how that works.

[Llama in Mules]

May 18, 2012 14:20:08 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

Man they just came out with the We Vibe III which has a wireless remote but it's $100.

www.amazon.com/Standard-Innovation-Vibe-III-Ruby/dp/B006TM09EU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1337368729&sr=8-1

I just saw it. Should I get it?

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May 18, 2012 14:21:20 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

Apparently I don't have the imagination I thought I did... I can't picture how that works.

One side goes inside, the other rests against you. Insert peen.

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May 18, 2012 14:25:24 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

May 18, 2012 14:20:08 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

Man they just came out with the We Vibe III which has a wireless remote but it's $100.

www.amazon.com/Standard-Innovation-Vibe-III-Ruby/dp/B006TM09EU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1337368729&sr=8-1

I just saw it. Should I get it?

Yes!

[Llama in Mules]

OK, I am the proud owner of a We Vibe III in purple. If we don't like it you owe me $100!

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May 18, 2012 14:28:33 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

OK, I am the proud owner of a We Vibe III in purple. If we don't like it you owe me $100!

Let me know how you like it! I may pull mine out tonight now that we're talking about it.

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I want to know what you need a wireless remote for? Are you that lazy that you cannot reach down there and adjust the setting?

[Glitter Tits]

It's not about laziness. It totally ruins the mood if you have to reach down there and turn the vibration up. It seems much sexier to do it while your arm is raised above your head, casually lying on the pillow. Crotch readjustment is just not sexy.

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May 18, 2012 14:46:45 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

It's not about laziness. It totally ruins the mood if you have to reach down there and turn the vibration up. It seems much sexier to do it while your arm is raised above your head, casually lying on the pillow. Crotch readjustment is just not sexy.

Yeah, the switch is also in an awkward location and DH has to do it for me.

[Llama in Mules]

This is going to be interesting.

[humpty]

Yeah, I would want a remote.

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Damn, what did women do before wireless technology.

[Deleted]

Well I know what my next purchase is.

[me]

Great now I'm looking at porn and vibrators on my public bus commute home. This makes me a creepy ol guy now doesn't it. *sigh* hangs head in shame*

[Deleted]

When you said "creepy old guy" I totally thought some creepy dude was lurking here. Then I realized who it was and breathed a sigh of relief "phew, it's rockdragon!"

[Glitter Tits]

May 18, 2012 17:44:35 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

When you said "creepy old guy" I totally thought some creepy dude was lurking here. Then I realized who it was and breathed a sigh of relief "phew, it's rockdragon!"

Me, too!

[mrscurlygurl]

Why can't message boards have "like" buttons?!?

[meatywienert]

I think I could get into that thing. I have a love affair with my rabbit already. My DH might like to try something he could be more involved with.

[me]

Hahaha I don't know how to quote on here yet but Mack I'm not a creepy old guy just felt like it. And I didn't mean to make you think that. I guess I should have done an intro post here too. But I did manage to get the same avatar pic so that counts for somethin right and at least you know me.