Mitt Romney is a DILF.

[scotty]

He's good-lookin' for his age. If I were single and an intern I would try to tap that.

[lucky513]

even with the orange face?

[HiC]

ew, scotty, NO!

[scotty]

I would. I'm not saying I'm proud, but I would be his little red Corvette.

[alzi]

ew. he was good looking when he was young, i'll give him that. but not anymore.

[laptopvixen]

ew, dude


I wouldn't even hatefuck that plastic mother fucker.

[scotty]

His son Tagg is really cute.

[caitlinbree]

Yeah. I've got a thing for older dudes, and even I wouldn't fuck Mittens.

[scotty]

I would slow-dance with his Tom Selleck white puff o' chest hair under a giant American flag.

[alzi]

Sept 21, 2012 20:12:44 GMT -5 scotty said:

His son Tagg is really cute.

But his name is Tagg....

[HiC]

orange skin Tagg

[scotty]

Sept 21, 2012 20:15:43 GMT -5 alzi said:

Sept 21, 2012 20:12:44 GMT -5 scotty said:

His son Tagg is really cute.

But his name is Tagg....

Better or worse than Tripp?

[meemz]

Oh my god. I am laughing so hard right now. You made me spit out my wine! You guys crack me up.

[scotty]

Sept 21, 2012 20:16:24 GMT -5 toledo said:

and then you'd have to go home and scrub your conscience clean with a brillo pad.

I've banged plenty Republicans!

[underwaterrhymes]

No.

If I were going to do a Republican, it would have to be Scott Brown.

[lucky513]

he really likes meat in his mouth

[scotty]

Sept 21, 2012 20:18:51 GMT -5 lucky513 said:

he really likes meat in his mouth

Mmm. Mmm-hmm.

[nahoku]

Sept 21, 2012 20:14:55 GMT -5 scotty said:

I would slow-dance with his Tom Selleck white puff o' chest hair under a giant American flag.

Oh, Scotty, you make me laugh.

[scotty]

Sept 21, 2012 20:18:19 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

No.

If I were going to do a Republican, it would have to be Scott Brown.

Oh, yes. He's a bag of yum. I'd play a game of mouth-to-muff with him.

[scotty]

See? He's preserving himself very well.

[alzi]

Sept 21, 2012 20:17:26 GMT -5 scotty said:

Sept 21, 2012 20:15:43 GMT -5 alzi said:

But his name is Tagg....

Better or worse than Tripp?

equal. Also, it makes sense to me that he has this in common with the Palins.

[scotty]

Sept 21, 2012 20:28:52 GMT -5 toledo said:

Sept 21, 2012 20:22:58 GMT -5 scotty said:

See? He's preserving himself very well.

he's probably doing some Michael Jackson cryogenic chamber voodoo shit. Rich people are weird.

You know he is. She is, too.

[Deleted]

I am disturbed.

DISTURBED!

[bab]

I think Dubya is better looking and I am not even kidding. Mittens SCREAMS used car salesman.
::shudder::

[scotty]

*runs to check out W*

[toital]

Sept 21, 2012 20:12:10 GMT -5 scotty said:

I would. I'm not saying I'm proud, but I would be his little red Corvette.

I love that song!

[Jermys]

I don't dig guys who are smug. It makes me want to ball-punch them.

[horseoutside]

Noooo, he's such a douche.

[pantsparty]

I don't think he's that good in bed. Pump and dump.

[litebright]

I suppose this is a bad time to say that he reminds me a lot of my dad? I think my dad's a handsome guy.

So yeah, I think of Romney as fairly good-looking. But not attractive, if you KWIM. Because ew. Both because of his politics and the fact that he reminds me of my dad.