I don't think he's that good in bed. Pump and dump.
No way, mormons are freaks in the sheets. It's all that pent up sexual repression. There is a serious problem with happy endings in massage parlors in UT right now because all the Mormon dudes need to get their dick jerked by someone fresh.
I don't think he's that good in bed. Pump and dump.
No way, mormons are freaks in the sheets. It's all that pent up sexual repression. There is a serious problem with happy endings in massage parlors in UT right now because all the Mormon dudes need to get their dick jerked by someone fresh.
REALLY?
I bet Mitt rubs $100 bills all over himself before he makes freaky love to his wife.
Okay, while I'm not attracted to Mitt Romney in the least, I am extremely, weirdly attracted to Jason Sudeikis doing him on SNL. He's sooo sexy when he's doing Mitt. I do not get it. I need therapy.
no no no. i agree that i'd rather do scott brown. OR if i was in a life-or-death-sex-with-a-GOP-politician type scenario, i'd go with aaron schock. who cares if he's probably gay?