Yes, ask me too

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And make it good, dammit!

[ProfessorArtNerd]

How'd you come up with the Internet names of your kids?

Do you suggest that I dust my seeing machine off and try it again? I haven't sewn since college.

What's your dream car? City? Vacation?

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Thank god! I was about to start singing about eating worms, yo!

They got their names from Toy Story 2.



When I'd change pete's diaper, I'd tell him he really was a stinky pete, just as Woody said to Stinky Pete in the movie. Well, pinky couldn't be a pete so she became stinky pinky. Then we lost the stinky and here they are.

When I was in the hospital holding pudding, I declared that he felt like a ziplock bag of butterscotch pudding and it stuck.

I always suggest sewing. You thinking clothing or home decor and if clothing, adult or child? I'll give you a book recommendation.

As for cars, I still love the white chocolate colored caddy those twins busted up in the second Matrix. I'm not much of a car person so my pick probably sucks. I really want an Acadia though. But I suppose that's not a dream car.

I love NYC so damned hard. I could pick a thousand places to visit but I can't imagine I could live, sleep, eat, and breath it the way I do for the city.

Do I have to pick one for vacation? At this point I'd take any place but I'm gonna go for Avignon, France just because it looks the prettiest.

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Sept 21, 2012 21:07:30 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Without walking and counting, can you guess how many steps is it from your side of the bed to the toilet? Once you've made a guess, go and find out for sure and let me know how close you were.

Guess, 15

Actual, 7

My house is tiny

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Sept 21, 2012 21:08:39 GMT -5 mooselovah said:

Best thing you have ever eaten.

Turkey pasta with pesto from this old low fat cookbook my mama used to have.

I'm surprised it isn't a sweet pick but I guess nothing stands out.

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What is the most complex thing you have ever sewn?

If the power went out and never came back on what would you miss the most?

[tulip]

How did you handle the church daycare that said you weren't your child's mother? I'm imagining you shanking the bitch. Please tell me it's so!!

[girlfriday11]

Do you know who I am?

[imoan]

What's your favorite thing about me, and... GO!

For real:

What's your favorite musical?

If you could live in any era, what would it be?

Fassbender or Hardy? (you can only pick one)

What Beatles song will you teach Petey next?

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Pinky's Easter dress from three years ago. It took me the entire weekend, including the silk ribbon embroidery I did on the front panel. And dammit, tinypic doesn't want to turn them for me. Here's a pic of one until I can get photobucket to hurry it up.




Hands down, I would miss the damned internet. Paying bills online, buying fabric and patterns online, browsing fabric and patterns online, OMG!!

[imoan]

That dress is amazery!

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Wowza! That is a pretty dress (kid is pretty cute too!), sounds like a lot of work.

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Sept 21, 2012 21:20:18 GMT -5 tulip said:

How did you handle the church daycare that said you weren't your child's mother? I'm imagining you shanking the bitch. Please tell me it's so!!

Honestly, I couldn't believe that shit and I still had to pick up pete from a different room. So I snatched her up and booked it to the other classroom where I couldn't find petey. Those assholes had let him just fucking wander. Because apparently, who gives a shit if the little brown boy wanders the fucking parking lot but we best protect the little white baby.

I wrote a scathing email to the church and never went back.

[PinkSquirrel]

That dress is amazing.

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Sept 21, 2012 21:21:46 GMT -5 imoan said:

What's your favorite thing about me, and... GO!

The triplets in your uterus.


For real:

What's your favorite musical?

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

If you could live in any era, what would it be?

New Jersey (shaddup)

Fassbender or Hardy? (you can only pick one)

Hardy all the muthafucking way. Two months ago, I would have been on the fence about this but Fassy doesn't make me tingle whenever I see him. Hardy does. Hardy looks good in everything. Maybe not stills but in motion, fuck yes.

What Beatles song will you teach Petey next?

Let it be

[pantsparty]

That dress is amazing!

Tator tots or French fries?

[litebright]

What is your favorite thing you've made?

And just because I'm slightly tipsy and feeling bold:

Who was the last person you had a sex-dream about who was not your DH?

[lucky513]

You have some serious talent


Who is one poster can be from any board that you can't stand and why?

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Sept 21, 2012 21:29:41 GMT -5 @gracie6414 said:

What happened in the marynjoe thread? It was DD'd when I was loading page 3

She confirmed that it was not STD or cheating related but not much else. We debated important issues like feeding the birds, how much a bag of bird feed should cost, who is an asshole, and who is the better person round here.

It was decidedly unscandalous.

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Sept 21, 2012 21:21:14 GMT -5 girlfriday11 said:

Do you know who I am?

I don't think so.

[tulip]

Sept 21, 2012 21:31:46 GMT -5 @habbsies said:

Sept 21, 2012 21:20:18 GMT -5 tulip said:

How did you handle the church daycare that said you weren't your child's mother? I'm imagining you shanking the bitch. Please tell me it's so!!

Honestly, I couldn't believe that shit and I still had to pick up pete from a different room. So I snatched her up and booked it to the other classroom where I couldn't find petey. Those assholes had let him just fucking wander. Because apparently, who gives a shit if the little brown boy wanders the fucking parking lot but we best protect the little white baby.

I wrote a scathing email to the church and never went back.

no words.

[girlfriday11]

Sept 21, 2012 21:37:39 GMT -5 @habbsies said:

Sept 21, 2012 21:21:14 GMT -5 girlfriday11 said:

Do you know who I am?

I don't think so.

This makes me sad, ::tear::

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Okay, here are more pictures because I am a grade A attention whore. Also, big sob that she's too tall for this now. It's amazing it made it 3 years though.





It's a Vogue pattern made from a floral cotton. I even made her matching little socks. Well, I bought the socks, sewed the ribbon to it, and did a little silk embroidery on the ankles. I'm particularly proud of the silk ribbon embroidery and the piping.

[pantsparty]

The gloves. The hat. The white patent leather shoes. Squeeeee!

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Sept 21, 2012 21:34:21 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

That dress is amazing!

Tator tots or French fries?

It truly depends. From my own kitchen, I'd say frozen tater toys from the commissary sprinkled liberally with seasoned salt.

But I've never had tater tots from a restaurant that didn't resemble wet ass so I'll go with french fries in public.

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Sept 21, 2012 21:34:55 GMT -5 litebright said:

What is your favorite thing you've made?

And just because I'm slightly tipsy and feeling bold:

Who was the last person you had a sex-dream about who was not your DH?

It's a toss up between a navy blue silk dress made from a vintage pattern. Alas, I don't have pictures but it's very Joan Holloway. Maybe I'll wear it sunday and take pics.

And this skirt right here. It's pinky wool crepe with white lace godets. And it no longer fits my fat ass. I'm trying to take out all the lace and make a slightly larger copy because I love it so.




Tom Hardy.

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WTF when I just clicked on this it took me to something called "A Golarion Roleplay" but I could still see the posts here.

[birdistheword]

I don't think I know the daycare story? Why did they not think she was your kid?

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Sept 21, 2012 21:54:27 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

I don't think I know the daycare story? Why did they not think she was your kid?

It was a church nursery. The people who were in there when I dropped her off were not the people who were in there when I came to pick her up and I guess they couldn't fathom what business a black woman had with a white as hell baby.

[birdistheword]

Wow. That's horrible.