Camelblossom

[Llama in Mules]

I think you and your husband need this...
www.amazon.com/VIBE-Doggie-Style-Belt/dp/B000BIRLVC/ref=pd_sim_hpc_6

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I've heard of these. I think they're for lazy people. LOL

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I feel like that's a good idea. When I am tired at the end of the day, I feel like MH has a better shot if I don't have to actually do any work.

[Glitter Tits]

I'm not sure if I'd trust an $8 piece of sexual equipment. It seems like it's asking for a rash. Do you think that it's BPA free?

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I would google organic doggy style strap but I don't want to get fired.

[Llama in Mules]

May 18, 2012 14:41:45 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

I feel like that's a good idea. When I am tired at the end of the day, I feel like MH has a better shot if I don't have to actually do any work.

I know, I'm lazy... I like to just lay there.

[EloiseWeenie]

May 18, 2012 14:54:11 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

May 18, 2012 14:41:45 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

I feel like that's a good idea. When I am tired at the end of the day, I feel like MH has a better shot if I don't have to actually do any work.

I know, I'm lazy... I like to just lay there.

And that's why I like missionary 99.9% of the time

[Llama in Mules]

May 18, 2012 14:46:58 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

I would google organic doggy style strap but I don't want to get fired.

I did it for you... look, you can do it doggy style and loofah at the same time. It's so efficient!
www.amazon.com/Bundle-Loofah-Cadabra-Organic-Vanilla/dp/B005ZUH6QG

[camelblossom]

The reviewers are all excited that you can ram a chick without leaving bruises. It sort of makes me think that this product doesn't exactly appeal to those having consensual sex. Because I say who cares if you get a bruise or two on your hips?

That being said, I could whip up a much prettier version of this with supplies I probably have on hand. What should we name my etsy shop?

[Llama in Mules]

The Humpty Handle

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May 18, 2012 14:56:07 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

May 18, 2012 14:46:58 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

I would google organic doggy style strap but I don't want to get fired.

I did it for you... look, you can do it doggy style and loofah at the same time. It's so efficient!
www.amazon.com/Bundle-Loofah-Cadabra-Organic-Vanilla/dp/B005ZUH6QG

OMG that is awesome. Who thinks of stuff like this?

[Llama in Mules]

This is hilarious!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avcb9iR9O5o

[Llama in Mules]

Who knew it was so versitile.

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I am lazy, too. I tell MH that if I can just lay there, we would have a lot more sex. But, he won't go for it. He wants me to be all into it and shit.

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May 18, 2012 15:02:45 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

This is hilarious!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avcb9iR9O5o

Is that a cat or child in the background?