Any one ever seen a particularly horrific looking dick? (Like my resident crazy dude near my office) or beautiful a dick? What makes a dick ugly? What about good looking? IMHO, I think a nice, not veiny dick looks okay. Oh, and dudes who trim are attractive. Seriously, men who don't look like a nasty ass forest down there are A+ in my book. Thoughts?
I've never seen a truly awful looking dick, thank goodness. At least, not IRL.
My ex from my early 20s, he had a really pretty one. Nice head to shaft ratio. As in, his head wasn't too large or small in comparison to the rest. Nice and pink, some veins (I don't mind veins in a dick as long as they're not OMG VEINS!).
Anything really crooked, or off colored is a total WTF for me.
And I agree that a guy should take care of his forest. Trim that shit. Shave it. I don't care. As long as I'm not digging through a huge pile of hair, I'm good. I trim and shave my own shit, they should, too.
I've never seen a truly awful looking dick, thank goodness. At least, not IRL.
My ex from my early 20s, he had a really pretty one. Nice head to shaft ratio. As in, his head wasn't too large or small in comparison to the rest. Nice and pink, some veins (I don't mind veins in a dick as long as they're not OMG VEINS!).
Anything really crooked, or off colored is a total WTF for me.
And I agree that a guy should take care of his forest. Trim that shit. Shave it. I don't care. As long as I'm not digging through a huge pile of hair, I'm good. I trim and shave my own shit, they should, too.
The random times I've gotten a man pube in my throat, worst.fucking.feeling. I think man pubes have micro velcro or something on them. They get stuck and you just can't cough them up.
Plus, they're just gross to begin with. I don't want to have to use a lawnmower in order to get to the good stuff.
The random times I've gotten a man pube in my throat, worst.fucking.feeling. I think man pubes have micro velcro or something on them. They get stuck and you just can't cough them up.
Plus, they're just gross to begin with. I don't want to have to use a lawnmower in order to get to the good stuff.
I'm sorry, but if I'm giving who ever I am with, current so included, a bj and I get a hair in my mouth, bj is over. Period. It is just completely disgusting. There is just nothing less sexy than an unkepmt dick!
The random times I've gotten a man pube in my throat, worst.fucking.feeling. I think man pubes have micro velcro or something on them. They get stuck and you just can't cough them up.
Plus, they're just gross to begin with. I don't want to have to use a lawnmower in order to get to the good stuff.
This literally had me lol! I have not seen a truly ugly one, although I can't say that any are nice looking, IMO.
The random times I've gotten a man pube in my throat, worst.fucking.feeling. I think man pubes have micro velcro or something on them. They get stuck and you just can't cough them up.
Plus, they're just gross to begin with. I don't want to have to use a lawnmower in order to get to the good stuff.
LOL
Once, I was giving a BJ and I ended up with a hair in my mouth, it almost make me threw up. Yuck!
I have seen pretty ones and ugly ones (dont tell my mom though lol).
I dont like the ones with the huge veins or huge heads.
My first ex FI had a very nice looking dick but its a shame its being wasted in such a psycho douche.
Im also not a big fan of big ones.
Andplusalso, this. Big dicks =/= awesome sex. I'd way rather have a average sized guy who knows what he is doing, than the Green Giant ripping my poor vajayjay apart.
I have never seen an uncircumsized one and i am actually scared to. And i hope i never do.
It is... interesting looking. I would not recommend it if the guy doesn't take very good care of himself in the 'body cleanliness' department.
Hmm how do you check that? Is there a way to do it without announcing a formal inspection of which the results could mean a quick change of heart in the get down dept?
I've been with a few guys who were uncut, and the only one I ever really had issues with was XH. There was a faint non-penis smell. He's all about the personal hygiene and is even a cologne and body wash aficionado, but I suspect he had a habit of using his foreskin to wipe up after a piss. We had a dysfunctional sex life anyway, so it wasn't an issue.
I vaguely remember a guy I knew in school having a weird rough patch on his cock. If he wasn't so young, I would have run screaming VD, but it was just some weird area of thick skin. Almost like a callus. Maybe he masturbated too much.
As for penile beauty, I don't really mind veins, and I prefer symmetry, but the biggest factor for me is color. I like normal flesh tones accented in a nice rosy pink. The purple bulbous head that looks like it's about to burst? Not attractive.
ETA - The color is obviously relative, but I've never been with someone darker skinned than Indian. I do kind of like darker skinned guys, because I find that their penises tend to match the rest of their skin instead of becoming noticeably darker when engorged.
It is... interesting looking. I would not recommend it if the guy doesn't take very good care of himself in the 'body cleanliness' department.
Hmm how do you check that? Is there a way to do it without announcing a formal inspection of which the results could mean a quick change of heart in the get down dept?
Well, if they are really bad, you can smell it. I mean, if they don't keep the rest of themselves clean, they probably don't keep their dick clean either. Thats my rule of thumb any way.
Oh, I'll take 'em even if they're ugly. Even the loveliest cock isn't something I'd decorate my house with (though clearly some people would).
However, that weird callus-spot/strange-growth penis? At this age I'd be majorly side-eyeing it and trying to think of a diplomatic way to ask for STD test results before letting it inside. Call me picky, but I've known a lot of dicks, and that is still too abnormal for my comfort zone.
Honestly, it's a dick. As long as it's not covered in warts; Herpes; or hair, I don't really care.
Signed, A woman who is self conscious about how her vag looks and refuses to make superficial comments about penises lest someone talk badly about her vag one day
I agree with MCC that this kind of talk is kind of mean, totally unproductive and breeds self-consciousness.
When it comes right down to it, no genitals are "pretty." But they're hot, and people are into different things, which is cool. What's not cool is to talk about what you're not into and say it's gross.
Why is it so bad to talk about how it looks? I do not find my boyfriend's penis particularly attractive, and even with the LDR, I'm not really interested in spending long periods of time staring at it. Even if it was the most beautiful dick in the world, I still wouldn't. There are much more interesting things to do with a penis.
Or maybe I'm the minority in that I think all dicks look weird, and most women are all, "Can you hurry up and finish so that I have a better view of your cock?"
Honestly, it's a dick. As long as it's not covered in warts; Herpes; or hair, I don't really care.
Signed, A woman who is self conscious about how her vag looks and refuses to make superficial comments about penises lest someone talk badly about her vag one day
Aww, that makes me sad for you My mom once made a comment to me and that stuck with me to this day. People are assholes.
I am ok now but people still make comments to me! I am older now so it doesn't bother me as much. People can be such assholes and really don't think about what they say and how it might hurt the other person.
In real life I am pretty sensitive- probably too much because things people say to me can stick with me for a really long time and upset me. I wish other people would actually think about how their words can hurt other people before they speak.
My ex was a real ass - he called me fat, ugly, gross, disguisting and really made me feel like shit about myself He told me I was lucky that I had him because no one would ever love me again. One time he said I was too gross to even look at... he wanted to throw up when he looked at me
I am getting better though.. more thick skinned and don't let people in too much so they can't hurt me
I had an ex BF told me that I was fat and disgusting and that he almost wanted to throw up when he saw me naked. Mind you, he was not good looking at all!
Why is it so bad to talk about how it looks? I do not find my boyfriend's penis particularly attractive, and even with the LDR, I'm not really interested in spending long periods of time staring at it. Even if it was the most beautiful dick in the world, I still wouldn't. There are much more interesting things to do with a penis.
Or maybe I'm the minority in that I think all dicks look weird, and most women are all, "Can you hurry up and finish so that I have a better view of your cock?"
Not wanting to ogle it is different from picking apart flaws. Kind of like the difference between, "I'm not really a boob guy" and "that girl had inverted nipples -- gross!"
I guess to me it is just another part of the human body. Like hair color, freckles, whatever. I just figure there are ones I'm going to like, and ones I'm not. However, a not taken care of dick is unattractive. That is a part of you body you need to take care of and wash, and it speaks volumes to me if you don't.
I've also been teased about my particular complexion, so while I see where you are coming from, I have to politely disagree.
I guess to me it is just another part of the human body. Like hair color, freckles, whatever. I just figure there are ones I'm going to like, and ones I'm not. However, a not taken care of dick is unattractive. That is a part of you body you need to take care of and wash, and it speaks volumes to me if you don't.
I've also been teased about my particular complexion, so while I see where you are coming from, I have to politely disagree.
Hygiene is important, sure. But that's not what this devolved into.