Lol, you must include this in your buyers feedback!
I'm kind of afraid that he has my address.
Assuming he doesn't know you're a liberal, you can just play along for your own safety should you need to discuss your return. Maybe have a MAGA hat near the door.
I am sorry about your botched order, and that you got mixed up with this guy.
I guess even knitting has a sinister underbelly. Who’d expect THAT!?!
Knitting has it's fair share of cranky ass racist Karen's mad about shit. Just like everywhere. Luckily one of the biggest yarny websites does not entertain their bullshit for a second and is actively and loudly anti-racist and pro-lgbtq+ so I rarely encounter them.