It's kinda boring here tonight

[sawyerthedestroyer]

Everyone's saving it for Vegas.

[ralphlauren]

I agree. I have had some glasses of wine (my only day off) and I am bored

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I've eaten too much broccoli the last 2 days, so I've been dropping into different yoga poses all night, trying to alleviate the gas pressure. DD thought I wanted to play zoo animals.

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[ralphlauren]

Sept 24, 2012 20:44:57 GMT -5 lightyear said:

I love that dog.

[studytime45]

I'm here! I don't feel like being flamed tonight though. lol

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I am watching the Business of Being Born, part 2 with episodes or some shit.

I'm not shocked nor impressed, Ricki Lake. Do the roach!

[sawyerthedestroyer]

I'm proud to have contributed to that number.

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one time, i was taking baby rigby home from the vet. we were driving, and baby rigby would sleep in my lap during our car rides.

only this time, he peed all over me, my car seat, and my pants. i had dog pee all over my vagina. for the entire ride home.

baby rigby was a dick.

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/end of GBCNML forever.

[mkesweetie]

I'm here and I'm LONELY!

There was a post on MM recently that was all, "Do you feel a 'Keeping Up with the Jones'" thing w/ your family and a *lot* of the posters were all, "No, because I makes so much more money than my family and am wayyyyyy smarter with it than they are." That shit made me .

I am so annoyed at my BILs that I want to de-friend them on Facebook but I'm worried it will start family drama, so I haven't.

My SIL stole my wedding. As in, same colors, same BM dresses, and exact same invites. And then pushed her wedding up to be 3 weeks before mine. This was three years ago, and I am still annoyed about it.

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I'm just watching MNF. I really don't care as long as the Seahawks beat the Packers.

[mkesweetie]

I wonder how many of them are lying too. IDK. It'd be silly to lie, but man! They're just so stuffy about it!

Also (I can go all night!) I am thinking I might get this haircut on Thursday night. I'm not ashamed of thinking that Katie Holmes is super pretty.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

Don't. Be! I keep a pic of one of Katie Holmes' haircuts in my wallet so whenever I go for a cut I'm prepared.

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I'm eating a brownie. To help with the farts, obvs.

[mkesweetie]

Sept 24, 2012 21:04:51 GMT -5 tators said:

Sept 24, 2012 20:56:28 GMT -5 mkesweetie said:

t.

My SIL stole my wedding. As in, same colors, same BM dresses, and exact same invites. And then pushed her wedding up to be 3 weeks before mine. This was three years ago, and I am still annoyed about it.

Oh hell no!! I would be soo mad. and that is weird

YES!

And then, at her wedding, she sat the "family" in the front row. A chair for my FIL, my MIL, my GrandMIL, my H (fi at the time). None for me. She literally did not let me sit w/ my H at her wedding.

During family pictures, the photographer said, "Mr. MKE, where's your wife?" and my SIL said, "She's just the FI and these pictures are for FAMILY ONLY." Loudly. While I was like, a foot away.

They also told us to show up to the venue at 3 p.m. When we got there, there was a list of things for us "To Do." Including setting up all the chairs. On the patio. In GA. It was 100 degrees, 99% humidity, and we were setting up 100 chairs on a patio in our dress clothes.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

Sept 24, 2012 21:06:13 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

Sept 24, 2012 21:04:54 GMT -5 sawyerthedestroyer said:

Don't. Be! I keep a pic of one of Katie Holmes' haircuts in my wallet so whenever I go for a cut I'm prepared.

Sure, that's the reason you keep a pic of her in your wallet

Shhhhhhhhh!

[sawyerthedestroyer]

Omg I would shank her!

[leeann]

Sept 24, 2012 21:08:00 GMT -5 mkesweetie said:

Sept 24, 2012 21:04:51 GMT -5 tators said:

Oh hell no!! I would be soo mad. and that is weird

YES!

And then, at her wedding, she sat the "family" in the front row. A chair for my FIL, my MIL, my GrandMIL, my H (fi at the time). None for me. She literally did not let me sit w/ my H at her wedding.

During family pictures, the photographer said, "Mr. MKE, where's your wife?" and my SIL said, "She's just the FI and these pictures are for FAMILY ONLY." Loudly. While I was like, a foot away.

They also told us to show up to the venue at 3 p.m. When we got there, there was a list of things for us "To Do." Including setting up all the chairs. On the patio. In GA. It was 100 degrees, 99% humidity, and we were setting up 100 chairs on a patio in our dress clothes.

AW HELL NO

[mkesweetie]

Tip of the iceberg ladies. Seriously. I would be famous if I had blogged this as it happened. We live very far away now, which is nice.

[emsumm]

MKE, did she at least set up your chair in the hallway with Sue?

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I would be pissed if my SIL did that to me.

[leeann]

Sept 24, 2012 21:15:36 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

Is this flameful? It's kinda funny to me how people say they are sorry that something is happening to you about every little thing around here.

Oh, you got the wrong order at McD's and someone cut you off in traffic? I'M SO SORRY THIS IS HAPPENING TO YOU.

I'm so sorry that you are feeling this way about this!!

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im sorry that no one even liked my dog-piss-vagina story

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Sept 24, 2012 21:15:36 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

Is this flameful? It's kinda funny to me how people say they are sorry that something is happening to you about every little thing around here.

Oh, you got the wrong order at McD's and someone cut you off in traffic? I'M SO SORRY THIS IS HAPPENING TO YOU.

YES. I think it's a waste of time. There's a matter of serious concern/support. Then there's the McD's shit which is rampant around here. I just mainly don't give a fuck one way or another - woes or joys - so I don't comment unless I'm particularly moved.

[mkesweetie]

Sept 24, 2012 21:15:05 GMT -5 emsumm said:

MKE, did she at least set up your chair in the hallway with Sue?

Before all this happened (but after some equally awesome stuff happened), she and my MIL hosted a Bridal Shower for me. My parents and sisters live in one state, H and I live in another, H's family live in a third.

So, of course I told my mom & sisters about the shower as soon as a date was picked, so they could book their flights out.

They never invited my mom and sisters. Whoops!

The day of the shower, they set up all the chairs in a big circle. H came, since I had never met his extended family before, so there was a chair marked "Groom" and a chair marked "Bride" and a chair marked "Mother of the Groom".

WAAAAAAAAAAAY across the room, totally outside the circle, there were chairs marked "Mother/Sister of the Bride" for my mom and sister. WAY outside the circle.

[emsumm]

Sept 24, 2012 21:19:52 GMT -5 mkesweetie said:

Sept 24, 2012 21:15:05 GMT -5 emsumm said:

MKE, did she at least set up your chair in the hallway with Sue?

Before all this happened (but after some equally awesome stuff happened), she and my MIL hosted a Bridal Shower for me. My parents and sisters live in one state, H and I live in another, H's family live in a third.

So, of course I told my mom & sisters about the shower as soon as a date was picked, so they could book their flights out.

They never invited my mom and sisters. Whoops!

The day of the shower, they set up all the chairs in a big circle. H came, since I had never met his extended family before, so there was a chair marked "Groom" and a chair marked "Bride" and a chair marked "Mother of the Groom".

WAAAAAAAAAAAY across the room, totally outside the circle, there were chairs marked "Mother/Sister of the Bride" for my mom and sister. WAY outside the circle.

OMG. What is wrong with her? Is the whole family like that?
My SIL is a brat, but she treats me like family, at least.

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My child is on my last nerve. He keeps running into things and hurting himself and then crying because it hurts. It's hard to be sympathetic to him when he is doing it to himself.

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Not Toledo related, but it reminded me...

I can't help but laugh at parents of toddlers whose children cannot self soothe in bed b/c they were breast or bottle fed to sleep every nap/bedtime. Idiots, IMO.

[emsumm]

Toledo, I hate nights like that.
My girls both refused to wear pajamas tonight, so in an hour or so I need to go put jams on both of them. In their sleep. Sigh.