Tucker's testicular tanning

[basilosaurus]

I normally wouldn't pay too much attention to his stupidity, but our #1 russian patriot has surpassed the stupidity low bar and veered straight into hilarious. I bring you a bromeotherapy dudebro who created one of the weirdest promos ever and Tfucker interviewing him. Oh, and Kid Rock is involved in this, and he's the voice of reason!

www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/please-dont-tan-your-testicles-even-if-tucker-carlson-tells-you-to/

You can find the trailor for the docu, called End of Men, on youtube, and you should. It involves a naked man with a tanner at his junk, lots of shirtless dudes doing, um, things, someone milking a cow onto the dirt, drinking raw eggs. If you watch it, you won't be surprised people have already changed the audio from Thus Spake Zarathustra to YMCA.

[Pom]

As a wise person recently pointed out on social media, "I fully support these dudes irradiating their own reproductive organs".

There's also a social media video of an anti-Vax fool injecting himself with urine.

I've never seen so many people put so much effort towards proving their own stupidity.

[wawa]

Apr 20, 2022 3:27:37 GMT -5 basilosaurus said:

I normally wouldn't pay too much attention to his stupidity, but our #1 russian patriot has surpassed the stupidity low bar and veered straight into hilarious. I bring you a bromeotherapy dudebro who created one of the weirdest promos ever and Tfucker interviewing him. Oh, and Kid Rock is involved in this, and he's the voice of reason!

www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/please-dont-tan-your-testicles-even-if-tucker-carlson-tells-you-to/

You can find the trailor for the docu, called End of Men, on youtube, and you should. It involves a naked man with a tanner at his junk, lots of shirtless dudes doing, um, things, someone milking a cow onto the dirt, drinking raw eggs. If you watch it, you won't be surprised people have already changed the audio from Thus Spake Zarathustra to YMCA.

I saw a very short clip of that End of Men nonsense on twitter, and it reminded me SO HARD of the shirtless men doing stuff that they like to play on the monitors at this one gay club I've been to.

[rubytue]

Does anyone remember the county council meeting video with the surfer guy talking about preinimum sunning?

This is one reason some of the “satire” stuff annoys me so much. There is a not small portion of the population that believes it. Or at least buys into it because they want to believe everything is wrong. Next thing you know, tuckers going to seriously buy into birds aren’t real.

[Michelle]

Apr 20, 2022 6:56:07 GMT -5 Pom said:

As a wise person recently pointed out on social media, "I fully support these dudes irradiating their own reproductive organs".

There's also a social media video of an anti-Vax fool injecting himself with urine.

I've never seen so many people put so much effort towards proving their own stupidity.

I encourage all of Tucker Carlson's followers to do whatever it takes to ensure they are the last of their genetic line.

[basilosaurus]

Apr 20, 2022 8:11:08 GMT -5 rubytue said:

Does anyone remember the county council meeting video with the surfer guy talking about preinimum sunning?

This is one reason some of the “satire” stuff annoys me so much. There is a not small portion of the population that believes it. Or at least buys into it because they want to believe everything is wrong. Next thing you know, tuckers going to seriously buy into birds aren’t real.

For a number of years there's been a movement to not engage in Poes (extreme parody that can end up being believed) for exactly the reason you describe. This, if it had been a Poe, would have been criticized for being so extreme as to be completely unbelievable.

Shailene Woodley talked about sunning her labia for somesuch health, but that was harmless kook. 

And, yeah, I've also seen this loop at gay bars before. Minus the milking and egg drinking because wtf.

[livinitup]

Apr 20, 2022 8:11:08 GMT -5 rubytue said:

Does anyone remember the county council meeting video with the surfer guy talking about preinimum sunning?

This is one reason some of the “satire” stuff annoys me so much. There is a not small portion of the population that believes it. Or at least buys into it because they want to believe everything is wrong. Next thing you know, tuckers going to seriously buy into birds aren’t real.

So, I had to Google “birds aren’t real”. So, thanks to you, now I know.