Trump’s big news (lololololomfg)

[underwaterrhymes]

Lolololol. He’s selling superhero cards! Of himself!!

🥴🥴😂😂😂

I won’t subject you to the pics, but you can find them below and they’re fucking hilarious.

www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/donald-trump-flags-major-announcement-in-bizarre-superhero-post/news-story/df278defb2ec07c594baeb83883b25db

[Jalapeñomel]

This was bananas. 🍌

[underwaterrhymes]

The laser eyes are the best part. I almost wet myself I laughed so hard. 😂😂😂

[erbear]

What the actual fuck?

[neverfstop]

I mean....maybe like 2 months ago would have been better??
Grifters going to grift....he's just mad SBF took all that crypto money and he wants in on it.

[seeyalater52]

Oh no.

[estrellita]

I absolutely died when I saw this. And they're $99! The whole thing is just amazingly insane, I couldn't believe it wasn't satire 🤣

[MixedBerryJam]

I was out of commission all afternoon and I cannot describe my face as I was scrolling Twitter to get up to date. What a maroon.

I was sure he was going to announce Kari Lake as his running mate. I would have bet real money on it.

[sillygoosegirl]

He really does think he is Homelander, doesn't he?

[smock]

I don’t even watch The Boys but this cracked me up.

[ECB]

I …. 🤯

The fools that will waste their money on this shit.

Side note - there’s a house near me that would fly trump flags. Suddenly, about 2 weeks ago, there are auction signs out front. All i could think was “maybe If you hadn’t spent your money on trump shit, you could have afforded your mortgage…”.

[carmenere]

Maybe this is a dumb question but who are those drawings supposed to look like? The face doesn’t look anything like Trump, even when he was young. Except for the hair and the eye bags.

[pumpkin]

Oh goodness!

[lilac05]

I had to look for several sources to confirm that this was legit. I’m still having a hard time believing that this is actually real. That takes a LOT of “yes men” to make happen. Unbelievable.

He has truly jumped the shark.

[redheadbaker]

gizmodo.com/donald-trump-nft-trading-cards-1849900531

"The images were so lazy that based on reverse image searches they were edited photos scraped off the internet. It’s unclear if they were edited by hand or perhaps crafted using AI image generation, though the one image of Trump in hunter garb bears a very distinct resemblance to waders crafted by Banded, a hunting apparel company."

[cattledogkisses]

We’re really living in the weirdest timeline.

[MixedBerryJam]

I have a personal policy against joking about appearances and my poor head is starting to leak. He must ... know we know what he looks like. And my favorite is James Bond at the Oscars

[meganew]

I had three thoughts:

1. This can’t be real. Is this a deep fake?

2. Oh this is real. He must really need money.

3. I wonder if SNL could work this into a skit, but instead of a skit they just play this exact video and just put a laugh track over it.

[mrsukyankee]

My brain and face in pictures:

[pixy0stix]

I don't have a response to this.

[kath16]

i.... it cannot be real, right?

like, a certain number of people would have to have said yes here. and that is just... that's not real.

what a laughingstock

[icedcoffee]

This is the best!! I didn’t know we needed this but we did. LOL

[susiebw]

I'm just really loving how EVERYONE is openly laughing at him and making fun of him for this. It brings me joy to see him bring this humiliation on himself.

[mcsangel2]

Dec 16, 2022 8:15:12 GMT -5 kath16 said:

i.... it cannot be real, right?

like, a certain number of people would have to have said yes here. and that is just... that's not real.

what a laughingstock

Yes, it's real.

Conservatives on reddit are scoffing at everyone making fun about it, for us thinking *that* was what his big announcement was. Clearly, the big announcement was the statement that when he is President again, he will pass a law forcing social media companies to allow people to post whatever they want. OBVIOUSLY that was the real announcement.

No word on what they think about his NFT deal or the $99 price tag.

[spinnaker5]

Dec 16, 2022 8:07:47 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I don't have a response to this.

The Hillary-laughing gif just above your post is working pretty well for me.

ETA Unfortunately, DeSantis* is probably also laughing that hard

*Autocorrect just tried to change his name to “Disunites.” Well done iPad.

[kath16]

Dec 16, 2022 8:55:46 GMT -5 mcsangel2 said:

Dec 16, 2022 8:15:12 GMT -5 kath16 said:

i.... it cannot be real, right?

like, a certain number of people would have to have said yes here. and that is just... that's not real.

what a laughingstock

Yes, it's real.

Conservatives on reddit are scoffing at everyone making fun about it, for us thinking *that* was what his big announcement was. Clearly, the big announcement was the statement that when he is President again, he will pass a law forcing social media companies to allow people to post whatever they want. OBVIOUSLY that was the real announcement.

No word on what they think about his NFT deal or the $99 price tag.

from what i have seen (which admittedly isn't much), even conservatives are like.... wtf? fox news headline was something like "trump roasted by everyone for 'big announcement'"

[hermione]

I would never give him a cent but it's super tempting to give these for Christmas to the dumb asses I know who support him. "Oh I knew once I saw these you wouldn't want anything on your wish list! Merry Christmas!"

[sonrisa]

Dec 16, 2022 8:57:46 GMT -5 spinnaker5 said:

ETA Unfortunately, DeSantis* is probably also laughing that hard

Krugman's quote today sums up how I feel about DeSantis:

"What I do know is that anyone imagining DeSantis as a more sensible, saner figure than Trump — a right-wing populist without the reality-denying paranoia — is delusional. DeSantis hasn’t gone down all the same rabbit holes as Trump, but he has gone down some of his own, and his descent has been just as deep."

[mrsd2006]

Even Steve Bannon is like this is stupid AF lol

[mrsukyankee]

Easiest way to funnel foreign money into his own pockets, eh?