Holy Shit.

[redheadbaker]

I put DS down for the night in his crib, drowsy, but awake.

He went to sleep. ON HIS OWN.

GIFSoup

[humpty]

Awesome!

[Glitter Tits]

I call that a magic baby. V will never be a magic baby.

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Success!

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May 18, 2012 19:31:07 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

I call that a magic baby. V will never be a magic baby.

Yes!!

I am currently listening to A cry it out.

[jazzym12]

I'm jealous!! I'm currently wrestling mine.

[redheadbaker]

I don't dare get my hopes up that this will happen again tomorrow night.

[Deleted]

Except you will, homey. Every time A STTN, I always get my hopes up that it will happen again.

[jazzym12]

May 18, 2012 19:35:59 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

Except you will, homey. Every time A STTN, I always get my hopes up that it will happen again.

I can count on one hand the # of times E has slept through the night. It is a cruel joke she likes to play on me..and when people ask me how se is sleeping I get all stabby and defensive.

[redheadbaker]

May 18, 2012 19:35:59 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

Except you will, homey.

Sigh. I know.

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I say enjoy the quiet, even if it's just for the night!

[Deleted]

I need to call up Samuel L. Jackson to come read Go The Fuck To Sleep to my 3 yo.

[redheadbaker]

May 18, 2012 20:02:27 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

I say enjoy the quiet, even if it's just for the night!

Definitely!

It's actually VERY quiet around here, because S.O. had to take his car up to an auto body shop near his mom's house (30 miles away) because the dumbass hydroplaned into a guardrail on his way to work last week. Didn't think until 11 p.m. last night that maybe he should figure out how he was going to get back home.

So, he just texted me that the next train doesn't come until 9:50 p.m., and he won't be home until after 11.

[camelblossom]

Can we start a petition for sequel entitled 'Take a Fucking Bath'? I would pay at least fourteen dollars for that.

[Glitter Tits]

May 18, 2012 21:07:47 GMT -5 camelblossom said:

Can we start a petition for sequel entitled 'Take a Fucking Bath'? I would pay at least fourteen dollars for that.

Aren't you the one who hasn't worn deodorant for days?

[camelblossom]

May 18, 2012 21:13:04 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

May 18, 2012 21:07:47 GMT -5 camelblossom said:

Can we start a petition for sequel entitled 'Take a Fucking Bath'? I would pay at least fourteen dollars for that.

Aren't you the one who hasn't worn deodorant for days?

Two. Two days. And my womanly musk is in no way comparative to my toddler's film of filth.

[Glitter Tits]

Do toddlers smell? When do they stop smelling like sweet babies?

[camelblossom]

She still smells good, it's just under the dirt and food she's been rolling in all day.

[redheadbaker]

Thank god DS still likes his baths.

Except for the nights Daddy gives him a bubble hat.


OK, yes, I'm just AWing my cute kid.

[Glitter Tits]

May 18, 2012 21:24:12 GMT -5 redheadbaker said:

Thank god DS still likes his baths.

Except for the nights Daddy gives him a bubble hat.


OK, yes, I'm just AWing my cute kid.

I was like wait...he looks content enough in that bubble bath.

[EloiseWeenie]

YAY!
Oh and for the toddler stink- sometimes my kid smells like a stable. We do not have horses, or hay. I have no idea why he smells so foul.

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May 18, 2012 21:34:55 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

YAY!
Oh and for the toddler stink- sometimes my kid smells like a stable. We do not have horses, or hay. I have no idea why he smells so foul.

Mine too!

[camelblossom]

Because they are animals. Tiny little tasmanian devils.