DS, at a Catholic funeral, after they said "in Jesus Christ Our Lord, Amen" for the umpteenth time - "man, they've really been swearing a lot in this funeral." (obviously we don't go to church lol)
DS, when we rolled up to our favorite spot on the lake (called party cove) and no one was there... "party cove, more like party NO-ve! It's dead here!")
I'm sure I have more, he's always coming out with hilarious comments.
scm1011, that's hilarious! I'm sure my parents are also mortified at us heathens. I went to Catholic school K-12 and have completely abandoned the whole thing after becoming an adult, lol.
Post by cricketwife on Jun 19, 2024 9:26:21 GMT -5
DS1 (10 yo): Why do babies come out crying? Me: It shows they are breathing. DS1: But I didn't come out crying. Dad said the doctors were fantastic when I was born. Me: Yes, they were amazing. DS2 (7 yo): Did that cost more because he wasn't breathing?
DS2 came home with an all about me project last week in which he had written at the top “I am in thirst grade”. I pointed out (kindly) his spelling error and he replied, no that’s the correct way to spell thirst. So, he has been thinking this whole year that he was in thirst grade. I didn’t correct him.
We took the kids to see a Sesame Street show at the planetarium last year. DD2 was about 4.5 I think? Big Bird is narrating and telling us how the sun is actually a star and DD2 yells out really loudly (and with attitude) "I ALREADY KNOW THAT, BIG BIRD!!!". It was so funny.
DS(8) still says extrasize for exercise. It's the last hold over of mispronounced words from when he was younger and I'm riding it out because I love it.
We took my kids to Mass for the first time since COVID on Easter and my 6 year old loudly asked why “dead Jesus” was on the wall. My 4 year old sang Taylor Swift during all the hymns.
4 year old found a hole in her pajamas today and sighed loudly and proclaimed “that’s disappointing”.
DS is very literal and does not get most phrases and sayings....we have lots of funny moments explaining things
I served DS toast with butter, stacked up - DS "Pro tip, mom! Next time don't stack it and the butter won't rise to the top!" The butter on the top slice was still visible, the butter on the bottom slices had all melted.
DS was probably about 4 or 5. He has the cutest dimples when he smiles. So one day we were visiting my aunt and she asked him to show her his dimples (aka, asking him to smile)
Instead he lifts his shirt and flashes his chest. When I asked why, after a bit of back and forth, we realized he thought his nipples were called dimples
Here's another one. We got into our Uber going to the Pirates baseball game from our hotel and DS tells the driver "It wasn't my decision to go to this game. I didn't agree to this!"
My 5 year old pronounces “cheez-its” as “Jesus” and it crack me up every time he asks to eat a bag of “Jesus”. 😂
My kid used to do the opposite. At Christmas-time, he would talk about "Baby Cheez-Its." We're not religious so seeing my parents' reaction to his lackluster religious education was particularly funny.
My kids are 7 and almost 4. They get confused between breasts and nipples, and refer to bras as "nipple covers." My 7 year old sometimes has a hard time with "Ls" so they love to loudly and publicly discuss "nipper covers."
My kids are 7 and almost 4. They get confused between breasts and nipples, and refer to bras as "nipple covers." My 7 year old sometimes has a hard time with "Ls" so they love to loudly and publicly discuss "nipper covers."
My favorite time was when DS held my bra up and said "Look, boobie holders!"
My 9YO talks like an old man, and it’s so funny and weird. He went through a bin of stuffed animals they haven’t played with in awhile tonight, sighed deeply, and said, “I have such a deep sense of nostalgia tonight.” LOL
Meanwhile his 6YO brother shouted to the Chuck E Cheese ticket staff member at top volume, “Guess what! I have a metric butt-ton of tickets!!” I have no idea where they learn these words and phrases, but they keep me very entertained.
My kids are 7 and almost 4. They get confused between breasts and nipples, and refer to bras as "nipple covers." My 7 year old sometimes has a hard time with "Ls" so they love to loudly and publicly discuss "nipper covers."
My son called them nibbles for a long time. He is almost 15. I might need to remind him of that tomorrow and ruin his life. 😂
Post by redheadbaker on Jun 30, 2024 22:25:45 GMT -5
DS (12) got a Presidential Academic Achievement award at elementary school graduation. It has the President's signature. He thought Joe Biden signed it personally 😆
this weekend in the pool there were a bunch of boys aged 7-14 having a water gun fight. My son was shouting "I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" lol.
my favorite will always be when he was 5 I took him to see a movie. a character was hit in the junk and my son SHOUTS "OH MAN, RIGHT IN THE BAGINA!!!" so loud. Everyone laughed.