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I don't feel bad about random encounters with strangers, but today I flipped the bird to a lady who was trying to tell me we left our to go box on top of the car. I felt like such an asshole.

Now tell me about your random encounters with strangers where you look like an ass to make me feel better.

I like run on sentences.

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humpty Full Member One among the fence Posts: 1,190 Likes: 1,108	Alright, normally May 18, 2012 20:20:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by humpty on May 18, 2012 20:20:38 GMT -5 I walked Into a gas station to pay for gas and then pumped gas before realizing I had split my pants down to my thigh. Big ass granny panties for the world to see.
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This one didn't make me feel like an ass, but....a few weeks ago I was pumping gas and I got back in the car to sit while it was pumping. A man came up to me and told me that I needed to get out of the car and touch the pump because the sign says not to get in your vehicle while pumping.

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Deleted Posts: 0	Alright, normally May 18, 2012 20:23:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 18, 2012 20:23:33 GMT -5 May 18, 2012 20:20:38 GMT -5 humpty said: I walked Into a gas station to pay for gas and then pumped gas before realizing I had split my pants down to my thigh. Big ass granny panties for the world to see. Dude. I would die.
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May 18, 2012 20:20:47 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

This one didn't make me feel like an ass, but....a few weeks ago I was pumping gas and I got back in the car to sit while it was pumping. A man came up to me and told me that I needed to get out of the car and touch the pump because the sign says not to get in your vehicle while pumping.

That's very strange. But he is right lol. Gas pump police in the house!

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humpty Full Member One among the fence Posts: 1,190 Likes: 1,108	Alright, normally May 18, 2012 20:25:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by humpty on May 18, 2012 20:25:25 GMT -5 It was on my way to work. I had to call my boss and tell him why I was going to be late.
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Deleted Posts: 0	Alright, normally May 18, 2012 20:26:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 18, 2012 20:26:17 GMT -5 You didn't notice a breeze or anything? lol
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Deleted Posts: 0	Alright, normally May 18, 2012 20:27:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 18, 2012 20:27:01 GMT -5 May 18, 2012 20:26:17 GMT -5 @tickledpickle said: You didn't notice a breeze or anything? lol I was wondering the same thing. Every time my pants have split it feels a little airy in there.
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humpty Full Member One among the fence Posts: 1,190 Likes: 1,108	Alright, normally May 18, 2012 20:28:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by humpty on May 18, 2012 20:28:18 GMT -5 I noticed a breeze when I went to sit in my car. I usually wear baggy pants.
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May 18, 2012 20:20:47 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

This one didn't make me feel like an ass, but....a few weeks ago I was pumping gas and I got back in the car to sit while it was pumping. A man came up to me and told me that I needed to get out of the car and touch the pump because the sign says not to get in your vehicle while pumping.

Now see, I would have told that guy that he needed to mind his own damn business. Dickwad.

The other day I was air humping the head boss as he walked away and the head engineer walked around the corner and saw me.

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May 18, 2012 20:32:56 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

May 18, 2012 20:20:47 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

This one didn't make me feel like an ass, but....a few weeks ago I was pumping gas and I got back in the car to sit while it was pumping. A man came up to me and told me that I needed to get out of the car and touch the pump because the sign says not to get in your vehicle while pumping.

Now see, I would have told that guy that he needed to mind his own damn business. Dickwad.

The other day I was air humping the head boss as he walked away and the head engineer walked around the corner and saw me.

That actually made me LOL

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Glitter Tits Full Member pursemeatballs Posts: 1,220 Likes: 303	Alright, normally May 18, 2012 20:35:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Glitter Tits on May 18, 2012 20:35:17 GMT -5 Luckily, the engineer thought that it was funny, too. It was still pretty awkward though. He is grandpa-aged.
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May 18, 2012 21:18:52 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

May 18, 2012 20:35:27 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

Did he say anything??

No. But he clapped.

Really, people drink anti freeze at your office. Not much he could have said.

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Yesterday I was picking up sushi for lunch, I was holding Li over the sushi bar so she could watch, and she's been in a shit mood and was very squirmy. The hostess helped me to my car with the food, when I got in the car I realized that my boob was hanging out. Li had pushed my shirt down (i was wearing a thin v-neck t-shirt) and I didn't notice.

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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	Alright, normally May 19, 2012 11:52:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 19, 2012 11:52:24 GMT -5 Whole right boob in a nude bra.
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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	Alright, normally May 19, 2012 11:54:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 19, 2012 11:54:20 GMT -5 The bra is my exact skin tone, so I probably looked like a nipple-less freak.
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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	Alright, normally May 19, 2012 11:57:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 19, 2012 11:57:55 GMT -5 and the sushi chefs...
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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	Alright, normally May 19, 2012 12:19:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 19, 2012 12:19:01 GMT -5 My lunch should have been free...
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