Parenting fail

[marissa]

Yesterday I listened to something other than Laurie Berkner on the radio and just my luck "I'm sexy and I know it" comes on. My 3 little kids have been going around saying "I'm sexy wiggle, wiggle, wiggle". Tonight during an impromptu dance party I added it to our list to dance to. Matthew started break dancing, wiggling his butt, and singing "I'm sexy!". I took a video of it.

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LMAO! My DD calls it the "elmo song" because of the elmo parody that came out a while back.

[lovemonkey]

My almost 3 y/o sings some song the goes 'wiggle, wiggle, stop'. I regularly starting singing along with her, except I start singing I'm sexy and I know it by mistake.

Fortunately, she has not picked on these lyrics yet. I'm sure my luck will end the next time we visit the ILs.

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My 9 month old really likes that song lol

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You know what song it is. You know it's Yo Gabba Gabba.

[marissa]

That's where we got the idea for the dancy dance party.

[humpty]

Hold still!

[lovemonkey]

May 18, 2012 20:40:27 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

You know what song it is. You know it's Yo Gabba Gabba.

Thank you! I just looked it up on you tube and recognized a few other songs she sings. She doesn't watch that at home, but they must at daycare.

I will have to DVR a couple of episodes for those days when I need a little peace.

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M used to be OBSESSED with Yo Gabba Gabba.

And thanks a lot, I now have that song stuck in my head.

[marissa]

I can't watch it much because the characters remind me of sex toys. I can't watch it and not laugh.

[lovemonkey]

I'm so sorry. Have another drink and go back and look at the double penetration thread. If anything can get a kids song out of your head, it has to be that.

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May 18, 2012 20:52:33 GMT -5 marissa said:

I can't watch it much because the characters remind me of sex toys. I can't watch it and not laugh.

Yes! Muno looks like a giant, studded dildo!

[marissa]

May 18, 2012 20:53:46 GMT -5 lovemonkey said:

I'm so sorry. Have another drink and go back and look at the double penetration thread. If anything can get a kids song out of your head, it has to be that.

Perhaps I need to come clean with my husband. I lied to him last weekend and said I had a YI. He forgot to even say "Happy Mother's Day" last weekend and I told him he couldn't get any.

[camelblossom]

May 18, 2012 20:55:03 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

May 18, 2012 20:52:33 GMT -5 marissa said:

I can't watch it much because the characters remind me of sex toys. I can't watch it and not laugh.

Yes! Muno looks like a giant, studded dildo!

Foofa looks like a clitoris.

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I never thought of her that way, but now that you mention it...

[statlerwaldorf]

DD likes that song. She sings I'm sexy and a doughnut.

[dearprudence]

I changed that song's lyrics for diaper time.
My son's nickname is 2 syllables, like "baby" so I sing:

Boy look at that baby
Girl look at that baby
Boy look at that baby
Let's hang out!

When I walk in daycare, this is what I see
All the babies there are looking at me
I've got poopy in my pants and I'm not afraid to show it
I'm Baby and I know it.

[cantalopes]

The new song in our house courtesy of E is this

When I walk in the house this is what I see
E and Sally (our dog) are staring at me
I got poopy in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it
I'm Lo and I know it

Also my new favorite game is asking E to explain what sexy is. I love when he imitates the M&M from that commercial.

[Llama in Mules]

We sing,
I got poopy in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it.
I'm stinky and I know it.

DH also holds Li and shakes her ass for her.