What does a testicle taste like?

[casirdms]

The other night while eating dinner I told DH that I think testicles probably taste like scallops. I mean .. they feel like the same consistency. He just rolled his eyes..

[Llama in Mules]

Do you mean when you suck on a guys balls or if you sliced open the sac and ate the insides?

[camelblossom]

May 19, 2012 12:04:05 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

Do you mean when you suck on a guys balls or if you sliced open the sac and ate the insides?

He rolled his eyes because he wants you to stop speculating and put his balls in your mouth already.

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I think scallops would taste better. But then again, I like sea food.

[casirdms]

May 19, 2012 12:04:05 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

Do you mean when you suck on a guys balls or if you sliced open the sac and ate the insides?

No not sucking, eating an actual testicle. Fear Factor style I guess.

[Llama in Mules]

May 19, 2012 12:37:16 GMT -5 @casirdms said:

May 19, 2012 12:04:05 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

Do you mean when you suck on a guys balls or if you sliced open the sac and ate the insides?

No not sucking, eating an actual testicle. Fear Factor style I guess.

What made you even think of that?

[casirdms]

I ultrasound testicles for a living .. I was telling DH about my day and all the balls I scanned and for some reason I just thought about it?

[Deleted]

May 19, 2012 12:46:34 GMT -5 @casirdms said:

I ultrasound testicles for a living .. I was telling DH about my day and all the balls I scanned and for some reason I just thought about it?

Is that awkward? Or are you so used to it you don't even blink?

[dearprudence]

I'm thinking it would taste like sweetbreads. I don't eat those either.

[Llama in Mules]

May 19, 2012 12:58:51 GMT -5 dearprudence said:

I'm thinking it would taste like sweetbreads. I don't eat those either.

My dad loves those.

[casirdms]

May 19, 2012 12:56:21 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

May 19, 2012 12:46:34 GMT -5 @casirdms said:

I ultrasound testicles for a living .. I was telling DH about my day and all the balls I scanned and for some reason I just thought about it?

Is that awkward? Or are you so used to it you don't even blink?

Well I don't do just testicles .. I work in a hospital and do everything [abdomen, ob, pelvic/transvaginals, vascular, breast and testicles] but as far as the testicles it was awkward the first couple times but doesn't bother me at all anymore.

Unless they get an erection .. then it is VERY awkward and I can't help but giggle as I rush to finish.

[SallyJ]

I've had rocky mountain oysters (buffalo testicles). They are gritty and taste like a mix between chicken and beef. So weird.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

May 19, 2012 13:18:09 GMT -5 SallyJ said:

I've had rocky mountain oysters (buffalo testicles). They are gritty and taste like a mix between chicken and beef. So weird.

FIL ordered those once not knowing what they were. I died.

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May 19, 2012 13:14:21 GMT -5 @casirdms said:

May 19, 2012 12:56:21 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

Is that awkward? Or are you so used to it you don't even blink?

Well I don't do just testicles .. I work in a hospital and do everything [abdomen, ob, pelvic/transvaginals, vascular, breast and testicles] but as far as the testicles it was awkward the first couple times but doesn't bother me at all anymore.

Unless they get an erection .. then it is VERY awkward and I can't help but giggle as I rush to finish.

OMG that has to be so embarrassing for the patient!

[Deleted]

They taste like chicken!

[locarb]

I've had bulls balls 2 ways: fried w/ a lot of ranch and the other sauteed in butter. i can't remember how they tasted (this was yrs ago) but do remember the sauteed ball still had hair on it and that grossed me out! The texture of both were chewy.

[casirdms]

May 19, 2012 16:48:20 GMT -5 locarb said:

I've had bulls balls 2 ways: fried w/ a lot of ranch and the other sauteed in butter. i can't remember how they tasted (this was yrs ago) but do remember the sauteed ball still had hair on it and that grossed me out! The texture of both were chewy.

Ohhh :gag: no hair on my balls please!