My aunt just asked me what "scissoring" means

[Bernadine]

Over our work email. Lol. This explanation probably warrants a phone call.

[bonquiqui]

lol :Y:

[cleo29]

I would like to pretend I never read that question. Perhaps tell her to try a google search.

[Deleted]

:Y: Your aunt sounds like mine. She's totally clueless on stuff like this. BUT I would be too embarrassed to tell her.

[peachykate]

Please ask her what she thinks it means first!

[Bernadine]

Oh, she's totally cool. I just emailed her the link to urban dictionary.

Verb meant to describe any situation where two females engaged in lesbian lust spread their legs wide open facing each other. Then they hook up their meat pockets by sreading around each other's vag. Kicking their legs jumping jack-style is an exciting finishing move to go along with scissor action.

Lol!

[Chirp]

LOL. There's something I'm glad I won't ever have to do. Most of my aunts are lesbians. If my dad ever asks, I'll just refer him to youtube. Or South Park. Either way.


On a related note:
My sister got offended when I picked on her for "double-fisting". She was carrying around two cans of diet coke and both were hers.

She thought I meant the other kind of fisting.

[WOT?*]

OMGF I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS THREAD!!!

Thank you for this after all the drama going on.

(Skipping off to look at more cakes.)
ETA: Why isn't my sig resizing?

[Marle]

OMG scissoring sounds way sexier than the very graphic description.

I don't want to use that word ever again!

[bcv513]

*whispers* I didn't know what it meant either

Now I'm singing "meatpokets" in my head like it's a HotPockets commercial

[lightbulbsun]

lol!

omg, this totally reminded me of my friend who had to explain to her mom what 69 was. It took a while and involved diagrams.