This reminds me of a SNL sketch, I think it was with Norm Robertson. They were talking about the Unabomber sketches, and they were like, "So he was wearing a hooded sweatshirt?" and Norm was like, "Oh, no...I'm just not very good with hair." And then they were like, "So he had sunglasses on to disguise himself" and Norm was like, "No, not really...I added those. Eyes aren't really my strong suit." And then he showed other sketches and he put clown noses, bowler hats, etc. on people to cover up all the parts he couldn't draw and the police would call them like "The Killer Clown" or whatever.
Guess you had to be there.
And how has Kore not pulled out that sketch that was her avatar for awhile...Johnny One-Tooth?