The art of the booty call

[Muddled]

I thought you guys would find this funny. The whole site, to me, is hysterical and absofuckinglutely ridiculous. But don't take my word for it, my hormones make me a flaky illogical woman (these are really smart guys).


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The Booty Call

by Pimpologist

The booty call should be made on the same day you plan on getting with her. The first option is to call right before you want to meet her. The second option is to call ahead of time to schedule the meeting for a later time.

To use the second option you need to have a good idea of what her usual schedule is like and the best time and way of reaching her, whether through cell or home line, so you don’t get the answer machine. However, it’s always best to use the first option, calling right before meeting.

Most of the calls should be at night, but if you’re calling her for the first time, the call should definitely be at night.

The majority of the booty calls need to be at her place. A good rule of thumb is 3 to 1, average three meetings at her place for every one meeting at your place. One reason for having them mainly at her place is to make it the customary location.

Make sure you sleep over the first time you two have sex, whether it was a booty call or not, and then apply the 2 to 1 sleepover rule when developing a booty call relationship. You should average one sleepover for every two times you don’t sleepover.

Since emotional bonds are strengthened faster than they are weakened, the 2 to 1 rule acts as the emotional bond stabilizer for the both of you. If the bond gets too strong or too weak, it will jeopardize the booty call relationship and it may be too late to remedy the situation.

When you call, depending on when you call and when you want to meet her, ask if she is doing anything right now, tonight, or later on. If it’s the first call, talk for about 5 minutes before asking. If it’s not the first call, keep the talk under 3 minutes.

It doesn’t matter whether she says yes, no, or anything else, the purpose of the question is to prime her for the next question.

The next thing you should ask her is if you can come over to her place. For example, "Let me come over <right now/tonight/later on>"

If she doesn’t answer immediately, say "Ok" or "Alright" in order to elicit a similar response from her. She will either say ok or give you an excuse. If the excuse is one that you think she would be able to get around, then continue with your persuasion. But if the excuse is a serious one, then it’s best to say goodnight and call a few days later.

She also might ask why you want to come over, in this case say something along the lines of, "I just want to see you for a little while". If she’s more of the flirty type, you can say, "Why do you think?"

Common excuses you might encounter:

* She is tired -- this excuse borders between one she can get around and one she can’t. You’ll have to play this one by ear and listen to her tone of voice. If she doesn’t sound tired, it’s a safe bet to pressure her a bit more with the, "I just want to see you for a little bit" line.

* She is going out that night -- tell her you’ll come by after she gets back, even if she won’t be back until late at night. After all, that’s how the booty call got its reputation.

* She has to do some work (whether for school or her job) -- say something similar to what you would if she says she’s going out, say you’ll come by right after she’s finished.

* She simply says she’s busy or has to do something -- ask her what she has to do, if it’s an excuse she can get around, just say you’ll come by after she’s finished with whatever she’s doing or has to do.

If she keeps giving excuses for why she doesn’t want to meet, then she probably isn’t interested in you and/or she doesn’t feel like having sex at the moment.

Keep in mind that some women are reluctant to saying yes right away, especially if it’s the first booty call, but if you work for it just a little, they usually cave in to their desires.

Once a woman has experienced the relaxation that comes from no strings attached sex after building up the tension throughout the day, she’ll be constantly craving sex without emotional baggage or pre-sex courting and her booty will definitely be giving you calls when it’s ’in need’.

[achase123]

This is hilarious!

[chrissie3416]

Love it!

[baa1981]

Cracking up!!!

[roselis]

Great!

[stephbfan]

Lol this is great!!

[hobs209]

Omg this is awesome.

And it reminds me... want to know what sites my ex joined when we split up?

www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/
www.puaforums.com/
www.puatraining.com/

That's right ladies, back off. He was alllll mine. WTF was I thinking?