Republicans like women, they're married to them!

[pennylane]

Wow.

[verycontrary247]

I cant bring myself to believe this is real.

[JakJak]

I felt my IQ dropping with every minute that passed

[smiles]

hahahaha Okay, let me gather myself for a min.

BAHAHAHA. Not working.

haha Okay, seriously.

Where did you find this?! My jaw was dropped, my head spinning, feelings of vomiting happened somewhere and I felt a sigh of relief once it ended. And then I started laughing.

"I'm like, really conservative guys."

What? YOU'RE conservative? Not in your appearance that is for sure.

"The guy I'm voting for isn't even like Christian, he's Mormon, so..."

*insert HUGE eyeroll here* The ignorance kills me. I have had people say this before to my face and I corrected them. haha

"Mitt rhymes with titt..hahaha no I'm kidding. But I have two of them."

Oh geez. And the airplanes? I'm literally speechless now. Thanks for sharing. I don't have any pride being a Republican right now. hahaha I gotta go do some real political reading to spark my brain back up. My gosh!