Weirdo fakers on The Bump

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Like without even trying I have discovered two weirdo fakers in the span of 24 hours on the Working Moms board. WTH is wrong with people? I almost feel like it's the same chick because the writing style is similar. WDYT?

First faker:

community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/66043111.aspx

Second faker:

community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/66059998/ShowThread.aspx#66059998

[Deleted]

Why the fuck are people so weird? I love AE fails though.

[Deleted]

Oh yeah it was definitely funny but tonight I was lurking there again and was like "omg another faker." And I think I don't have a life sometimes.

[Deleted]

Eh, I don't have a life either but unless it's blatantly obvious I never catch the fakes.

[Glitter Tits]

:Y:
Nice catches! I like the one where she forgot to log out. I bet it's the same person. What boring MUD.

[Deleted]

If you saw my previous comment, ignore it...I haven't had enough coffee yet.

Because even without the AE fail her story was so believable.....

[EloiseWeenie]

What a dumb thing to make up.

[Llama in Mules]

Haven't read them yet, but do people really have that little of a life?

[shediva1]

Those are some lame topics too, good catch on the MUD.

[fluff]

If I were to make up a fake life, it would be a far more glamorous than being a mom. I'd be a billionaire who spends her days on her yacht, going from one Caribbean island to the next.

[humpty]

That shit is stupid.

[mrscurlygurl]

I'm impressed you can figure these fakers out. I guess I'm fairly new to the message board world. I joined the bump last July after getting my BFP, but really only posted on the March 2012 moms board. Some of the acronyms I still don't know...like AE and MUD. But I agree with fluff...I would make up a much more glamorous life than being a fake mom with fake kids. WTF is wrong with people?

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May 21, 2012 13:16:53 GMT -5 mrscurlygurl said:

I'm impressed you can figure these fakers out. I guess I'm fairly new to the message board world. I joined the bump last July after getting my BFP, but really only posted on the March 2012 moms board. Some of the acronyms I still don't know...like AE and MUD. But I agree with fluff...I would make up a much more glamorous life than being a fake mom with fake kids. WTF is wrong with people?

I've been around the knot/nest/bump for 5 years so certain things just get my attenas up. Triplets or more is always one of them. There are SO many multiple mommy fakers out there. I guess because it's interesting?

And the whole living in another country but so curious about how they do things in "America" just didn't seem right either.

But I'm probably a 12 year old boy so what do I know?

[Llama in Mules]

Did you notice in the water breaking thread her water broke and she's up to 6 cm and checked into the hospital in under 2 hours?
community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/66074473/ShowThread.aspx

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May 21, 2012 15:08:18 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

Did you notice in the water breaking thread her water broke and she's up to 6 cm and checked into the hospital in under 2 hours?
community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/66074473/ShowThread.aspx

I noticed that, too!

[meatywienert]

May 21, 2012 15:15:36 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

May 21, 2012 15:08:18 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

Did you notice in the water breaking thread her water broke and she's up to 6 cm and checked into the hospital in under 2 hours?
community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/66074473/ShowThread.aspx

I noticed that, too!

She's obviously a troll, but when my water broke I went to my dr to check and was there maybe 15 mins. They did the test strip thing and it was positive. I had been having contracts for 2 weeks off and on and when he checked me I was already 5 cm. I went directly to the hospital where I met my dh with my stuff and we checked into the hospital. I live in a small city though. So checking into the hospital is NBD. I was taken to a room right away. I stayed at 5 cm for like 12 hrs after that though.

[vccake]

what's with fakers and triplets? I guess because triplets get more 'attention' -- what a bunch of psychos. Who has the energy?

[Llama in Mules]

May 21, 2012 17:03:20 GMT -5 meatywienert said:

May 21, 2012 15:15:36 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

I noticed that, too!

She's obviously a troll, but when my water broke I went to my dr to check and was there maybe 15 mins. They did the test strip thing and it was positive. I had been having contracts for 2 weeks off and on and when he checked me I was already 5 cm. I went directly to the hospital where I met my dh with my stuff and we checked into the hospital. I live in a small city though. So checking into the hospital is NBD. I was taken to a room right away. I stayed at 5 cm for like 12 hrs after that though.

Maybe it struck me funny because after my water broke it took pitocin and a cervix balloon to get me past 1cm.

[meatywienert]

May 21, 2012 20:11:20 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

May 21, 2012 17:03:20 GMT -5 meatywienert said:

She's obviously a troll, but when my water broke I went to my dr to check and was there maybe 15 mins. They did the test strip thing and it was positive. I had been having contracts for 2 weeks off and on and when he checked me I was already 5 cm. I went directly to the hospital where I met my dh with my stuff and we checked into the hospital. I live in a small city though. So checking into the hospital is NBD. I was taken to a room right away. I stayed at 5 cm for like 12 hrs after that though.

Maybe it struck me funny because after my water broke it took pitocin and a cervix balloon to get me past 1cm.

I might as have been 1cm. I had to get pit for hours. I stayed at 5 forever. It took the epi and then all of a sudden, bam! Huge baby coming out of my vag. I thought maybe the checking into the hospital thing was what seemed weird to some people. I assume if you live in a bigger city it could take awhile to check in. That chick is total MUD anyways. I wouldn't even want to have pretend triplets, let alone real life triplets!

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My water broke and I sat at 4 until they gave me pitocin.

[Llama in Mules]

May 21, 2012 21:54:15 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

My water broke and I sat at 4 until they gave me pitocin.

Because I had pitocin and the balloon, they gave me the epi at 3 instead of 4!

[Deleted]

I was an idiot and waited until 8cm. I thought I wanted to have a natural childbirth this time. Then I decided "fuck this, I am getting the epidural."

[Llama in Mules]

May 21, 2012 22:07:12 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

I was an idiot and waited until 8cm. I thought I wanted to have a natural childbirth this time. Then I decided "fuck this, I am getting the epidural."

I walked into the hospital screaming "give me the drugs!".

[Deleted]

That's what I did with Mackenzie and those bastards wouldn't give them to me!!

[Llama in Mules]

One of my best friend's father runs the resident program where I delivered. I kept threatening to call him, and it was 5am, they didn't want that to happen.

[Deleted]

Good to have friends in high places! Especially when giving birth.

[Llama in Mules]

For months I said I was going to change my name so that the hospital would give me VIP treatment.... They have a very unique last name.

[Llama in Mules]

A week after Li was born I had to go to the ER, it was taking hours to get an OB resident to come down. Dh went to the front desk and told them he was my uncle, a resident was in our room 5 minutes later...he laughed when we called him to tell him he had a niece if they asked.

[Deleted]

I would have name dropped in a heart beat!

[fluff]

With DS, my water broke at home and IIRC, I was 1 1/2 cm when I got to the hospital. I had been having contractions every ten minutes and they couldn't give me any pitocin because I was a VBAC.

My water breaking was the weirdest thing. I was laying in bed, trying to rest between contractions, when I felt a popping sensation. I had a feeling it was my water, so I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time.