A pig's orgasm

[lightbulbsun]

i've heard that before.

[hisno1girl]

I'll check with my ex-husband.

LOL!

[EmilieMadison]

Tantric Bacon.

[polkaface]

Oct 11, 2012 18:58:19 GMT -5 hisno1girl said:

I'll check with my ex-husband.

LOL!

:Y:

[Deleted]

No way I would want an orgasm to last 30 minutes.

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No idea about the pigs, though.

[Deleted]

Godawgs. I don't see how that's possible. I would stroke out.

[Deleted]

I am now consulting Dr. Google to find out what is typical (for a human female, not a pig)

[Deleted]

Mine only last like, 7 seconds.

[lilafowler]

Oct 11, 2012 18:59:27 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

Tantric Bacon.

Bwahahahaha

[lilafowler]

Oct 11, 2012 19:40:01 GMT -5 @godawgs said:

whispers:: mine can last that long if I want them to. It's a good thing if you aren't having a quickie. It's voluntary, though, so it's not like it keeps going if I go to watch tv or something.

And now I'm feeling pretty embarrassed for admitting to this. I will also admit that I didn't think this was uncommon.

No idea about the pigs, though.

I'm impressed. What's your secret?

[flex]

I think it would be hard to do the housework for those 30 minutes

[Deleted]

I've had them last like a minute, and I thought maybe i was going to die.

I was at peace with the idea of dying mid-orgasm, though. Heh.

[moolarkey]

Welllllllllll I just used Google Images... OMG. And I also read this www.straightdope.com/columns/read/50/does-a-pig-have-a-corkscrew-shaped-penis

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I can't be alone in this. Someone else fess up!

[Deleted]

Oct 11, 2012 19:56:11 GMT -5 @stellasmom said:

I've had them last like a minute, and I thought maybe i was going to die.

I was at peace with the idea of dying mid-orgasm, though. Heh.

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[bonquiqui]

Important question, how does one come to the conclusion of a pigs orgasm?

[scotty]

More reason to love piggies.

[UMaineTeach]

Oct 11, 2012 19:58:20 GMT -5 moolarkey said:

And I also read this www.straightdope.com/columns/read/50/does-a-pig-have-a-corkscrew-shaped-penis

and suddenly the origin of 'getting screwed' becomes more clear.

[Deleted]

Damnit dawgs. I forgot about this thread and just came back and you dd'd all your stuff. Boo.

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Oct 11, 2012 20:49:44 GMT -5 @stellasmom said:

Damnit dawgs. I forgot about this thread and just came back and you dd'd all your stuff. Boo.

Ha ha. Sorry! Really there is no secret to it. We keep going so it keeps going, lol. I told DH about this thread and said that people wanted to know how it's done, and he shrugged and said, "You just do."

[mamasaurus]

Oct 11, 2012 18:59:21 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

Would you want an orgasm to last for 30 minutes?

I can't decide.

Yes.

ETA: in rare circumstances I have been able to have several close together in such a way that it seems like one that lasts for 10-15 minutes. That does not approach GoDawgs' magical orgasms, though. Wow. Just, wow.

[pantsparty]

theoatmeal.com/comics/pigs

[pantsparty]

I don't think mine last long, at all. But I feel like a long one would be exhausting! And once I'm done, H better be done soon, too. I kind of lose interest, lol.

[pantsparty]

Oct 11, 2012 22:20:42 GMT -5 11d said:

what is with all the "Edited"?

No shit! WTF. Are you writing a sex book, and you want everyone to read all about it there?

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Oct 11, 2012 22:22:32 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Oct 11, 2012 22:20:42 GMT -5 11d said:

what is with all the "Edited"?

No shit! WTF. Are you writing a sex book, and you want everyone to read all about it there?

Sorry. I just felt weird with all those details out there. No sex book is on the horizon.

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Oct 11, 2012 23:27:00 GMT -5 FormerlyRR said:

Once I get started, as long as the stimulation doesn't stop (whatever the trigger happens to be) I keep going. 30 minutes is a stretch...but yeah, it's pretty awesome!

Me too.

[pantsparty]

Okay, I seriously need more information. Like, when I orgasm, I'm almost convulsing. I'm sure it's not attractive. If that went on for 30 minutes straight, I think it would be bad. Bad as in damage to the ladybits.

ARE YOU CONVULSING?

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Oct 11, 2012 23:32:13 GMT -5 @jlm523 said:

Oct 11, 2012 23:27:00 GMT -5 FormerlyRR said:

Once I get started, as long as the stimulation doesn't stop (whatever the trigger happens to be) I keep going. 30 minutes is a stretch...but yeah, it's pretty awesome!

Me too.

Woo Whoo!! I knew there had to be others.