Gotta love The Bump!

[jssymom14]

The man who claimed watching his ex give birth began the ruination of their sex relationship and fears the same with new SO is complete bullshit! Wow what a lame ass excuse

[emisi]

Man, I am getting way too many gems from the March 2013 boards. New one! This lady's SO doesn't want her to get an epidural, he wants her to go natural. community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/69671754.aspx

Buddy, when YOU squeeze a watermelon out of your cooter, THEN you get to make that choice. Not your cooter? Not your business.

[imoan]

Oh FUCK THAT, Emisi! If you ask me not to do crystal meth while I'm cooking your baby? Fine! But when it comes to delivery... Fuck you! I hear stories about insane tears, someone on ML had to have her fucking pelvis cracked open... Yeah, again... FUCK YOU!!!

[Deleted]

Ever notice how everyone on the bump has a fiance? Just call them your boyfriend FFS. I'm not even old fashioned but I just think it's an empty title unless you're actually planning a wedding.

[emisi]

Nov 1, 2012 19:04:55 GMT -5 imoan said:

Oh FUCK THAT, Emisi! If you ask me not to do crystal meth while I'm cooking your baby? Fine! But when it comes to delivery... Fuck you! I hear stories about insane tears, someone on ML had to have her fucking pelvis cracked open... Yeah, again... FUCK YOU!!!

Her PELVIS cracked open? OW.

[imoan]

Ignore.. Wrong post