I love when I'm home alone and can watch crappy TV/movies and eat whatever snacks I want. To be honest, I'd totally do that with a SO, if I had one.
THIS! Now that I'm moving in with T my opportunities for this will decrease. I'm not ashamed of it or anything, but sometimes I just wanna do it on my own, in private. I also don't really want him seeing me with my mustache cream on. I guess his Thursday night basketball games will become "Masturbate with Sally Hansen" nights. Oh la la....
I love when I'm home alone and can watch crappy TV/movies and eat whatever snacks I want. To be honest, I'd totally do that with a SO, if I had one.
THIS! Now that I'm moving in with T my opportunities for this will decrease. I'm not ashamed of it or anything, but sometimes I just wanna do it on my own, in private. I also don't really want him seeing me with my mustache cream on. I guess his Thursday night basketball games will become "Masturbate with Sally Hansen" nights. Oh la la....
lmfao!!! I love it!!!! I've never looked at Sally Hansen that way before
Love this. Also, I find it weird that I've been on 2 dates where this came up recently. Who talks about asparagus pee on dates?!?!
Did you know not everyone can smell asparagus pee? It's a genetics thing.
Yes! I did read that somewhere. Sadly, I am not one of the lucky non-smellers. My pee smells TERRIBLE. I only just recently started eating asparagus, and I will eat a ton at a time and HOLY SHIT the first time I did it I was like OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL??? At first I was afraid my vag was infected or something lol then I realized it was my pee.
Did you know not everyone can smell asparagus pee? It's a genetics thing.
Yes! I did read that somewhere. Sadly, I am not one of the lucky non-smellers. My pee smells TERRIBLE. I only just recently started eating asparagus, and I will eat a ton at a time and HOLY SHIT the first time I did it I was like OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL??? At first I was afraid my vag was infected or something lol then I realized it was my pee.
Smells kinda like burnt rubber? It is awful, but asparagus is DELICIOUS!!!!!!