I don't wipe.

[Glitter Tits]

Just kidding. The board is so slow, I thought that maybe if I brought up wiping again, I could get some action.

[Llama in Mules]

Why am I the only person that uses dry wipes on pee?

[Glitter Tits]

What the fuck are dry wipes? I don't even know what you're talking about. I use Lansinoh Cleanse & Condition wipes for pee and Pampers Sensitive wipes for poop.

[Glitter Tits]

Oh, wait. Are we going to start talking about wipes again? Dammit!

[Llama in Mules]

Plain, dry cotton wipes. It's like using toilet paper...
www.amazon.com/First-Quality-Washcloths-Pieces-packs/dp/B000PJ6Y56/ref=cm_sw_em_r_dp_MhO.ob0KVPDE2_tt
The baby nurse said to do this for pee.

[Glitter Tits]

Are we the only people on the internet tonight?

[jazzym12]

both boards are soooo slow!! I'm hiding from DH and E because I can't handle anymore and there is nothing new to read

[Llama in Mules]

I actually cooked tonight. I made lemon sole, brussel sprouts and risotto. Someone praise me, I slaved over risotto, and you know I don't cook! It was boxed, buut still. The rice got 1/2 cup wine and I got a full cup...

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My children are potty trained. :-)

[Llama in Mules]

I tried to potty train my cat but her ass is too big and she's too lazy to jump.

[Glitter Tits]

Liz?! You cooked?! I'm glad that I was seated when I read that, otherwise I may have fallen over. That sounds fancy for cooking, too. Especially when compared to the Butterfinger that I had for dinner.

Everyone should be jealous that Jazzy and I are meeting IRL on Wednesday.

[jazzym12]

May 21, 2012 20:36:11 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

I tried to potty train my cat but her ass is too big and she's too lazy to jump.

We tried toilet training our cat but he was so litter obsessed that we it didn't work. MH was so disappointed! Congrats on cooking tonight as well!! ;D

[Llama in Mules]

May 21, 2012 20:38:32 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

Liz?! You cooked?! I'm glad that I was seated when I read that, otherwise I may have fallen over. That sounds fancy for cooking, too. Especially when compared to the Butterfinger that I had for dinner.

Everyone should be jealous that Jazzy and I are meeting IRL on Wednesday.

I know! I kept asking M if he was proud of me while we were eating.
I am jealous of you and Maria! When are you coming to jersey?

[jazzym12]

May 21, 2012 20:38:32 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

Liz?! You cooked?! I'm glad that I was seated when I read that, otherwise I may have fallen over. That sounds fancy for cooking, too. Especially when compared to the Butterfinger that I had for dinner.

Everyone should be jealous that Jazzy and I are meeting IRL on Wednesday.

I'm pretty excited! Every baby I have met that is E's age makes me want to cry. They are all so quiet and look so peaceful and my kid is trying to jump off the walls and is just generally uncontrollable so I need to meet another baby that isn't so laid back. And I'm excited for cheesecake!!!

[mrscurlygurl]

Never heard of dry wipes till this board...
Congrats on cooking! DH did the cooking tonight (which is typical). I really want some wine, but have WW tomorrow and would like to have a loss this week. Someone have a drink for me please!

[Glitter Tits]

I've actually been emailing my sister today about that. Possibly sometime next month, but it's still tentative at this point.

[Llama in Mules]

May 21, 2012 20:42:43 GMT -5 mrscurlygurl said:

Never heard of dry wipes till this board...
Congrats on cooking! DH did the cooking tonight (which is typical). I really want some wine, but have WW tomorrow and would like to have a loss this week. Someone have a drink for me please!

I'm drinking for you, don't worry. I make DH cook a lot, too... he's better than I am.

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I am super jealous of your Cheesecake GTG!

[Llama in Mules]

May 21, 2012 21:52:45 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

I am super jealous of your Cheesecake GTG!

We can go to Cheesecake instead of Margarita's if you want...

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No, no! I want the Mexican food! I love sangria and the opportunity to torture MH with guacamole.