Friday Randoms

[ChillyMcFreeze]

Here's how desperate I am for some cash money this summer while I'm on a seasonal break from work: I worked in a barn yesterday. I got to work with the horses for a hot minute, but then it was mostly shit-scooping from there. I'm actually willing to scoop the shit, but my allergies weren't having it. I put myself in a Benadryl-induced coma for 11 hours afterward. Le sigh.

[MrsAxilla]

May 11, 2012 10:58:13 GMT -5 @habbsies said:

I just got out of the bathtub about 10 minutes ago and now I have to take a shit. This depresses me and makes my bath feel like it was a waste of time.

I fell in love with bidets in Italy. They.are.AWESOME!

[JLN]

My first "real" (full-time) week back at work was a total clusterfvck. We had to let go of one girl and there was some MAJOR drama. I'm going to drown my sorrows and stress in beer and chinese food tonight.

[marie427]

I have to have a very strange talk with a staff member I'm transferring out. She is a whiny brat and I'm transferring her out not because she wants that, but because I would get someone way better with a way better attitude than she has. I don't have much time to figure out how to say, "Watch which bridges you burn, missy" in a nice way.

[chichimi]

May 11, 2012 10:15:17 GMT -5 lyssbobiss, Command, B613 said:

I have basically nothing going on this weekend, aside from Sunday where I get to pick babycakes up early from his dad to celebrate Mother's Day. I don't know whether to feel relieved or pathetic. Also my tonsils are still enormously swollen and I feel like I'm gagging on them every time I swallow.

If you want to come to Tennessee, we can get drunk and go out!