Or pick your top 3 favorites, and 3 least favorites from the list.
Butterfingers- 1 Candy Corn - satan's asshole Dots- no Dum Dums (your fav flavor)- orange Good n Plenty-fuck naw Laffy Taffy- 4 Mary Janes - what is this shit? M&Ms, original- if nothing else better is left Necco Wafers - give to dad Peanut M&Ms- 3 Reese's PB cups- 2 Skittles- 4 Smarties- 7 Snickers- 5 Sour Patch Kids- yes Starburst- 4.5 Swedish Fish- gross Tootsie Rolls- give to mom Twizzlers - give to mom Whoppers - turd balls
My rating system may seem arbitrary but it is highly scientific and accurate.
I shit you not, I woke up my kid I laughed so hard.
Top three favorites-Reeses PB cups, Butterfinger, Snickers
Top three least favorites-Twizzlers, Swedish fish, Tootsie Rolls
Also, WTF are necco wafers or mary janes? ETA: had I read the next page, I'd have seen this question was answered in hilarious fashion.
Don't know what these are (Canadian... ) Dum Dums Mary Janes Necco Wafers
Dum Dums are just like round lollipops. Pretty basic. They're usually the filler in the cheap bags of assorted Halloween candy. They are the babies breath of the holiday, if you will.
Mary Janes are like peanut butter chews. They kind of have a grittiness that makes them a love/hate candy.
Necco Wafers are seriously awful. They are wide, flat discs. The flavor is like American Smarties but without the tartness. They taste like chalk and child abuse.
Again, laughed to the point of waking my kid and causing the cats to jump off the bed.
Post by gretchenindisguise on Oct 31, 2012 23:42:54 GMT -5
Fun fact: so on road trips in my youth, we always had to share. Except that my brother would invariably get some candy that I couldn't eat - so I was forced to share and then could not be recriprocated with (wtf parents?!). So I wisened up and started getting candy that brother didn't like. Among them - necco wafers.
Still to this day I enjoy necco wafers and get them almost every road trip.
Or pick your top 3 favorites, and 3 least favorites from the list.
Butterfingers 6 Candy Corn fuck no! No! Nooooooooo Dots my dentist is crying. Dum Dums (your fav flavor) 13 Good n Plenty oh jesus. Nooooooo. This is not 1924 Kit Kat 5 Laffy Taffy 12 Mary Janes wtf are these? M&Ms, original 4 Necco Wafers fuck that, no. See good n plenty Peanut M&Ms 2 Reese's PB cups 1 Skittles 9 Smarties (American) 11 Snickers 3 Sour Patch Kids no. Blech Starburst 8 Swedish Fish 10 Tootsie Rolls 7 Twizzlers barrrrf Whoppers never. Malt. Hrrrrl