This may be my favorite STFU, Parents entry EVAH

[iammalcolmx]

OMG TTT that would so happen. Didn't SST embarrass the heck out of you when you were in line with a Little Person? The kid stories around here crack me up. IIOY's kids wanting to go gamble. does anyone remember her FB post about her H's one liner about Santa and Catholic Priests?

[ttt]

May 25, 2012 9:43:59 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

OMG TTT that would so happen. Didn't SST embarrass the heck out of you when you were in line with a Little Person? The kid stories around here crack me up. IIOY's kids wanting to go gamble. does anyone remember her FB post about her H's one liner about Santa and Catholic Priests?

Yes, exactly!!!

[jlt19]

May 24, 2012 9:11:25 GMT -5 AllieHound said:

May 23, 2012 19:18:39 GMT -5 @lauriergirl28 said:

I never want to have sex again now that I'm caring for a newborn

Lol. Ditto. H said just the other day after my OB follow-up where they (again) stated the 6-week rule, "Maybe we could wait a little longer. We don't want an oops. Maybe a year, or two. That'd be fine." Heh.

That said, I can't imagine wanting to bring my children with me to a sex shop. I can't imagine a bigger turn-off than having your kid going "What's that?" while you're browsing the vibrators. But, I really don't think it's a big deal to bring an infant with you- they're not going to know WTF is going on, and they won't be able to get into the merchandise. Your toddler though? Way innappropriate.

I'm gonna go with this. If I'm at an actual sex toy store, I'd like to browse items and think about using them. I don't need to do so with my child in my arms. That's creepy.