Upset because you can't take your preshus tots into an adult toy/bookstore?
I mean, it really has it all...mommy martyrdom ("You can only be sexy if you're childless!"), entitled stupidity and then this gem, "Can't handle what your own stores help create?"
That site is one of my favorite time killers when I have downtime at work. There are some days I want to send in crap my friends post on FB but I usually restrain myself.
Post by MainChance on May 23, 2012 12:50:29 GMT -5
I think a mom should be able to take her kids into the liquor and sex toy stores. What do you expect her to do with them, especially a nursing infant? She can't leave a baby alone in the car or out on the curb by the door. It's not like the babies will be buying anything. If they tried, it's the crime of the store owner to let them buy underage. It's illegal for minors to buy certain things, not for them to see them or be within two feet of them. If mom is buying it, the kid is going to be around it at home anyway.
When I run out and get groceries with kids in tow, why can't I stop at the liquor store for beer on the way home and bring them in instead of leaving them in the hot car?
I have a nursing infant. They can be left for short periods of time. I usually leave mine at home with mr man right after pudding's gone down for a nap. He sleeps long enough for me to pick up a dildo and some edible panties from the spank store.
Post by UMaineTeach on May 23, 2012 13:03:40 GMT -5
I was able to go into the state liquor stores w/ my parents back before they just sold in at the grocery store.
true story about a casino: DH's company had a company party at a casino, in a banquet room. There was a hard to find entrance that didn't cross the casino floor and an obvious one that did. We showed ID and crossed the floor to the banquet room. Another of his co-workers were behind us with their month old in an infant carrier. The law says no one under 21 on the floor, so they had to go back outside and walk around the building to the side entrance. This is not a big casino - across the floor is no more than 30 feet.
Post by redheadbaker on May 23, 2012 13:08:39 GMT -5
LOL, there's a thread on Drinking While Parenting about starting a petition to change an Indiana law that currently prohibits parents from bringing children into a liquor store.
I have a nursing infant. They can be left for short periods of time. I usually leave mine at home with mr man right after pudding's gone down for a nap. He sleeps long enough for me to pick up a dildo and some edible panties from the spank store.
Thank you! I am not a mom and certainly have never nursed, but I was wondering if nursing meant that the child had to be physically attached to your body 24 hours/day. Because, otherwise, really, how long does it take to pick up some lube and some butt beads?
That site is one of my favorite time killers when I have downtime at work. There are some days I want to send in crap my friends post on FB but I usually restrain myself.
I have to confess, as a (relatively) new parent, one of my bigges fears is ending up on STFU Parents. Every time I start to post something about my kid on FB, I think, "This isn't dumb, is it?"
But then I few minutes on STFU Parents and think, no, there is very little I could ever post that can compete with some of the crap on that site. This entry drove that point home
I won't even take my kids into the back portion of spencers.
When I was a kid, the back of Spencer's was The Forbidden.
My H's office party last year was at the new racetrack in Philly. My DD started a streak of picking winners (you know, a 5yo shouting out random numbers) and a small crowd gathered around her for picks. It was weird and I was relieved when she finally made a bad pick and the crowd dispersed.
My H is still pissed about it being inappropriate although the kids had a blast. Unfortunately they still ask about when we are going back to the place where you "pay money to guess on a horse."
I won't even take my kids into the back portion of spencers.
Spencers in still in business? I haven't seen one in years!
I think a baby in arms/carrier should be allowed most anywhere, usually all they do is sit and stare. But a toddler in an adult shop?? They tend to be grabby and they don't understand why they can't play with the neon dildo on the shelf. No, not a good idea.
A one month old and a one year old? She got pregnant two months post-partum?
...her second stop on the way home from the lingerie store should be CVS to buy condoms, and hopefully learn how to use them. I can't even imagine how they feel like having sexytime with two kids that young.
A one month old and a one year old? She got pregnant two months post-partum?
...her second stop on the way home from the lingerie store should be CVS to buy condoms, and hopefully learn how to use them. I can't even imagine how they feel like having sexytime with two kids that young.
Her child could be 18 months old and still be one but nice assumption!
And eye roll to your second comment. What's it to you that they have two young children and a sex life?
A one month old and a one year old? She got pregnant two months post-partum?
...her second stop on the way home from the lingerie store should be CVS to buy condoms, and hopefully learn how to use them. I can't even imagine how they feel like having sexytime with two kids that young.
Her child could be 18 months old and still be one but nice assumption!
And eye roll to your second comment. What's it to you that they have two young children and a sex life?
I'd say 99% of the parents I know quote their children by months, not years. So I'm going with "If she says she has a one year old, the kid is 12 months."
And I don't care if they have a sex life. Most people with two kids that young are too exhausted to have one, however.
I never want to have sex again now that I'm caring for a newborn
Lol. Ditto. H said just the other day after my OB follow-up where they (again) stated the 6-week rule, "Maybe we could wait a little longer. We don't want an oops. Maybe a year, or two. That'd be fine." Heh.
That said, I can't imagine wanting to bring my children with me to a sex shop. I can't imagine a bigger turn-off than having your kid going "What's that?" while you're browsing the vibrators. But, I really don't think it's a big deal to bring an infant with you- they're not going to know WTF is going on, and they won't be able to get into the merchandise. Your toddler though? Way innappropriate.
I take it most of you never saw a naked human body until you were married or started having sex? Not even your own mother? Wow. And why do they think I'm sheltered? I bet it was a shock LOLOLOLOL.
I don't have a problem with kids seeing a naked body, especially that of their own mother. No one showered with their mother or father as a kid too young to wash their hair? I mean wtf, everyone slid from their mother's vagaygay or was cut from her belly. You were of one flesh with her once, why can't you even look at each other nude? A kid can see, but he will not know what he's seeing in a sexual light until he grows up and starts having sex. Anyone who ever looks at their mother's naked body in a sexual light even after becoming active is sick for other reasons besides they saw a dildo or boobs too young.
I don't have a problem taking kids wherever I go except the bed, even where they may see nude pics or dildos and butt beads. They won't know (like know know from experience) what the stuff is for until they're old enough to leave at home alone. If they ask, I would tell them it's about sex for mom and dad and you are too young for sex still. You've got to wait until you grow up. Easy.
Seeing a dildo will not make your 5 year old run out and get laid.
Woops, typo there. (Guests can't edit their posts)
Strike the "old enough to leave at home part." That was from a sentence I deleted about they'll start kind of knowing what's up enough to be super embarrassed by the topic of sex, puberty or mom and dad having sex when they're old enough to leave at home (getting close to puberty if not there already).