You all seem like fun!

[heartmama]

I was cruising around these parts this morning, and found this board. I hope you don't mind if I chime in once in a while. I have a kid, and I can get us some beer

[Llama in Mules]

We are fun! If you're bringing beer you can certainly join!

[EloiseWeenie]

Welcome!

[cam]

Welcome! How old is your LO?

[Glitter Tits]

Welcome! I'll take a beer (or 5).

[camelblossom]

I'm fun, but Glitter Tits is not. Watch out for her.

[Glitter Tits]

Hey, you're just pissed that I got you to admit dirty secrets when you were drunk!

ETA: You know you :heart: me!

[camelblossom]

Awww I do love you. I'm not mad that I publicly declared my love of LAP, I was just being a bush.

[Llama in Mules]

May 23, 2012 20:06:37 GMT -5 camelblossom said:

Awww I do love you. I'm not mad that I publicly declared my love of LAP, I was just being a bush.

Your definition of LAP is very different from most people's.

[Glitter Tits]

I realized that when I was reading one of NQB's posts.

[joolz]

Does the L stand for light?? I missed that day here. I'll never forgive myself.

[Glitter Tits]

Yep. Light Anal Play. Am I allowed to say that? Or is "anal" enough to get us flagged?

[Deleted]

I am kind of curious what Cameltoe's definition of regular anal play is.

[Llama in Mules]

May 23, 2012 21:07:19 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

I am kind of curious what Cameltoe's definition of regular anal play is.

Anal DP.

[Glitter Tits]

May 23, 2012 21:08:15 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

May 23, 2012 21:07:19 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

I am kind of curious what Cameltoe's definition of regular anal play is.

Anal DP.

:Y:
I wonder if she has done that before, or if she had the chance if she would do it.

I know that anal DP is possible because when I was getting my hair cut the other day, I asked the gay stylist. He said that he has done it.

[Llama in Mules]

May 23, 2012 21:10:29 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

May 23, 2012 21:08:15 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

Anal DP.

I wonder if she has done that before, or if she had the chance if she would do it.

I know that anal DP is possible because when I was getting my hair cut the other day, I asked the gay stylist. He said that he has done it.

Ouch! Does he wear Depends? Thats gotta stretch things out.

[Deleted]

May 23, 2012 21:10:29 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

May 23, 2012 21:08:15 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

Anal DP.

I wonder if she has done that before, or if she had the chance if she would do it.

I know that anal DP is possible because when I was getting my hair cut the other day, I asked the gay stylist. He said that he has done it.

So you were non-chalantly like, "so have you ever done anal DP?"
My hairdresser is a mormon. I think she would have a heart attack if I ever asked her anything in that arena.

[Deleted]

May 23, 2012 21:20:56 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

May 23, 2012 21:10:29 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

I wonder if she has done that before, or if she had the chance if she would do it.

I know that anal DP is possible because when I was getting my hair cut the other day, I asked the gay stylist. He said that he has done it.

Ouch! Does he wear Depends? Thats gotta stretch things out.

I saw an add for these fancy depends that have a low profile.

[camelblossom]

I am so mortified right now.

[Llama in Mules]

Mine is pregnant, we were discussing high chairs and strollers. I was going on and on about how much I hated the Bugaboo then asked her what she got... yeah, she got the Bugaboo...

[camelblossom]

My hairdresser is myself after a couple youtube videos and a glass of wine. I'm cheap.

[Glitter Tits]

I didn't come out and ask immediately. I worked it into the conversation. I think I started on a lighter note, like, "Hey did you know that the plural of vagina is vaginae?" And then he said, "Have you ever heard of the urethra meatus?" And then I asked if he considered DP to be 2 in one hole or 2 in different holes. He told me for gay men it's obviously 2 in 1. And then I asked if he had done it, and then of course I asked if he had to wear Depends. And then he walked away, I guess I took it too far.

[mrscurlygurl]

Lisa rinna does ads for depends now... Not that she was ever a huge star, but, really?!?

[Deleted]

May 23, 2012 21:28:45 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

I didn't come out and ask immediately. I worked it into the conversation. I think I started on a lighter note, like, "Hey did you know that the plural of vagina is vaginae?" And then he said, "Have you ever heard of the urethra meatus?" And then I asked if he considered DP to be 2 in one hole or 2 in different holes. He told me for gay men it's obviously 2 in 1. And then I asked if he had done it, and then of course I asked if he had to wear Depends. And then he walked away, I guess I took it too far.

Very smooth.

I figured you didn't walk into the salon, sit down in the chair and say "hey, have you ever had two in the butt?"

[joolz]

Don't be embarrassed. I think I like LAP when I'm drunk! Sometimes. Haha.

[statlerwaldorf]

Welcome!

[shediva1]

I think this has got to be the most awesome welcome thread ever!

[Glitter Tits]

May 24, 2012 1:18:59 GMT -5 shediva1 said:

I think this has got to be the most awesome welcome thread ever!

I think that we might have scared her off. Did we, OP?

[EloiseWeenie]

May 23, 2012 21:25:29 GMT -5 camelblossom said:

My hairdresser is myself after a couple youtube videos and a glass of wine. I'm cheap.

:Y: Me too! I haven't been to the hairdresser in a couple years.