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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	NQB May 23, 2012 18:39:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 23, 2012 18:39:43 GMT -5 It came!
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Deleted Posts: 0	NQB May 23, 2012 20:47:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 23, 2012 20:47:01 GMT -5 Yay, have fun!!!!
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Deleted Posts: 0	NQB May 23, 2012 20:47:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 23, 2012 20:47:59 GMT -5 OH THAT!
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Deleted Posts: 0	NQB May 23, 2012 20:48:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 23, 2012 20:48:46 GMT -5 Don't forget to share your review with us later (or tomorrow lol).
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Glitter Tits Full Member pursemeatballs Posts: 1,220 Likes: 303	NQB May 23, 2012 20:49:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Glitter Tits on May 23, 2012 20:49:28 GMT -5 I still don't understand how it works. Does it look more pliable in person?
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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	NQB May 23, 2012 20:51:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 23, 2012 20:51:06 GMT -5 We probably won't be using it until next week... we are going to be at the beach and our bedroom is 5 feet from my parents.
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Deleted Posts: 0	NQB May 23, 2012 20:52:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 23, 2012 20:52:32 GMT -5 I cannot DTD with parents around, either. Just can't.
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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	NQB May 23, 2012 20:56:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 23, 2012 20:56:21 GMT -5 And the walls are really thin... just can't do it.
	Back to Top CRYSTAL'S VAG ::Le Queef:: "Post a pic of those shoes again. I forget what the bastard love child of a gay French sailor and a Vegas showgirl looks like." - HappyAardvark

Glitter Tits Full Member pursemeatballs Posts: 1,220 Likes: 303	NQB May 23, 2012 20:57:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Glitter Tits on May 23, 2012 20:57:47 GMT -5 If I had a wiener, just the thought of my parents in the next room would make it shrivel up inside me.
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Deleted Posts: 0	NQB May 23, 2012 20:59:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 23, 2012 20:59:07 GMT -5 I think parents in the house are an anti-aphrodisiac.
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Deleted Posts: 0	NQB May 23, 2012 21:01:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 23, 2012 21:01:01 GMT -5 We've had to do it numerous times while visiting our folks for fertility reasons and it always sucks. Have to stand up so as to make no noise.
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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	NQB May 23, 2012 21:03:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 23, 2012 21:03:11 GMT -5 Meanwhile, MIL pushes us to do it because she wants more grandkids. When we sleep there she practically puts a mint on the pillow. We never have...
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Glitter Tits Full Member pursemeatballs Posts: 1,220 Likes: 303	NQB May 23, 2012 21:05:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Glitter Tits on May 23, 2012 21:05:29 GMT -5 What does a mint on the pillow have to do with sex? Is there a code that I am unaware of? Should I be leaving G a mint on his pillow to let him know when I am in the mood?
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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	NQB May 23, 2012 21:07:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 23, 2012 21:07:36 GMT -5 She was turning down the bed for us, wink wink.
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Glitter Tits Full Member pursemeatballs Posts: 1,220 Likes: 303	NQB May 23, 2012 21:12:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Glitter Tits on May 23, 2012 21:12:08 GMT -5 Granny's turn down service at no extra charge, clean towels in the bathroom.
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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	NQB May 23, 2012 21:13:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 23, 2012 21:13:58 GMT -5 Icky, right?!?
	Back to Top CRYSTAL'S VAG ::Le Queef:: "Post a pic of those shoes again. I forget what the bastard love child of a gay French sailor and a Vegas showgirl looks like." - HappyAardvark

cantalopes New Member Posts: 53	NQB May 23, 2012 21:14:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cantalopes on May 23, 2012 21:14:24 GMT -5 How did you all get laid in HS? We lived with my parents for 18 months and had sex all the time. I don't get the BFD?
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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	NQB May 23, 2012 21:18:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 23, 2012 21:18:20 GMT -5 We had a furnished basement... there was a full floor between us.
	Back to Top CRYSTAL'S VAG ::Le Queef:: "Post a pic of those shoes again. I forget what the bastard love child of a gay French sailor and a Vegas showgirl looks like." - HappyAardvark

Glitter Tits Full Member pursemeatballs Posts: 1,220 Likes: 303	NQB May 23, 2012 21:18:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Glitter Tits on May 23, 2012 21:18:55 GMT -5 "Backseat, windows up, cuz that's the way we like to fuck." (Ludacris anyone?)
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Deleted Posts: 0	NQB May 23, 2012 21:19:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 23, 2012 21:19:12 GMT -5 Does Grandma Mona have a turn down service?
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cantalopes New Member Posts: 53	NQB May 23, 2012 21:29:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cantalopes on May 23, 2012 21:29:14 GMT -5 May 23, 2012 21:18:20 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said: We had a furnished basement... there was a full floor between us. Boring! I don't like to be restricted. When it's go time I'm not relocating.
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Deleted Posts: 0	NQB May 23, 2012 21:34:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 23, 2012 21:34:13 GMT -5 May 23, 2012 21:18:55 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said: "Backseat, windows up, cuz that's the way we like to fuck." (Ludacris anyone?) That was on my "sex mix" in college. LOL. Did anyone else have a sex mix. Oh winamp, I loved you.
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May 23, 2012 21:29:14 GMT -5 cantalopes said:

May 23, 2012 21:18:20 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

We had a furnished basement... there was a full floor between us.

Boring! I don't like to be restricted. When it's go time I'm not relocating.

I don't want my parents hearing me, I guess I'm just a prude like that.

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"Post a pic of those shoes again. I forget what the bastard love child of a gay French sailor and a Vegas showgirl looks like." - HappyAardvark

Deleted Posts: 0	NQB May 23, 2012 21:37:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 23, 2012 21:37:21 GMT -5 I don't do it in the backseat either. I was traumatized by getting caught by the military police.
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May 23, 2012 21:34:16 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

May 23, 2012 21:29:14 GMT -5 cantalopes said:

Boring! I don't like to be restricted. When it's go time I'm not relocating.

I don't want my parents hearing me, I guess I'm just a prude like that.

You can't have quiet sex? You're gonna need to learn when Li gets older lol.

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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	NQB May 23, 2012 21:38:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 23, 2012 21:38:29 GMT -5 May 23, 2012 21:37:21 GMT -5 @amishlovah said: I don't do it in the backseat either. I was traumatized by getting caught by the military police. Totally did it in my car and cops knocked on the window a few different times.
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joolz Full Member Posts: 2,669 Likes: 265	NQB May 23, 2012 21:39:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by joolz on May 23, 2012 21:39:40 GMT -5 May 23, 2012 21:18:55 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said: "Backseat, windows up, cuz that's the way we like to fuck." (Ludacris anyone?) You know I'm street.
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May 23, 2012 21:38:29 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

May 23, 2012 21:37:21 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

I don't do it in the backseat either. I was traumatized by getting caught by the military police.

Totally did it in my car and cops knocked on the window a few different times.

Like they don't know what you are doing in there.

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poopers New Member Posts: 63	NQB May 23, 2012 21:43:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by poopers on May 23, 2012 21:43:21 GMT -5 May 23, 2012 21:39:40 GMT -5 joolz said: May 23, 2012 21:18:55 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said: "Backseat, windows up, cuz that's the way we like to fuck." (Ludacris anyone?) You know I'm street. Oh fuck yes.
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Llama in Mules Full Member Posts: 1,464 Likes: 3	NQB May 23, 2012 21:43:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Llama in Mules on May 23, 2012 21:43:24 GMT -5 Obviously they knew...
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