I was at City Sports talking to a very young guy/salesperson (I'm 40, so everyone is really young these days) about a foam roller.
I asked if he has ever used one, how, etc. and he said something along the lines of "yea, I just sit down and rub one out..." and I couldn't hold back laughter at all bc I am an infant emotionally.
I think I said something like "yea, well, it happens" and high tailed my ass out of there with a foam roller that I never, ever use.