It IS, however, way more interesting to play telephone with this story! Come on, bring it. What are all the alternatives!
Perhaps she was the Sultan of Jordan, looking for enigmatic refuge in a McMansion in Atlanta, and her husband's family was trying to force her into the Petran cheese family business?
Wait, what? Chadnjared was really a woman and not a gay couple? Good Lord. I got all my wedding advice from them/her/I don't know. I was just talking about them on H&G.
Didnt she have a dog that bit one of her kids? Or am I thinking of someone else... Like a sheltie kind of dog? Max maybe? (Its possible I'm pulling this out of my ass)
I think this was someone else, uh maybe the woman who lived in the midwest or north US. She worked for 4H or something, and posted a ton about her crappy job (they were awful to her). There was a big flamefest over ? and she's been gone since, but her absence is credited to something else. Fuck, what was her name?