Help me with this hypothetical situation

[Deleted]

I didn't know botox was cheaper in Texas.

[redheadbaker]

May 23, 2012 21:15:51 GMT -5 meatywienert said:

Maybe you're going to get your first pp period. I get barfy feeling now when I'm PMSing and I BF. I think bfing and getting af whack out my hormones and that's the reason for the pukies. I have thought I was KTFU since having ds because of my PMS symptoms. I mean the increase in certain hormones is what gives you morning sickness right? So maybe the hormone shift is because of AF or even possibly ovulation instead of pregnancy? Does anything I just said even make sense?

It sorta kinda made sense. You could be right. I've heard that most women get AF back when the baby starts solids - we just started DS on solids earlier this month.

[redheadbaker]

And F you all, I'm 32

[Llama in Mules]

May 23, 2012 21:43:31 GMT -5 redheadbaker said:

And F you all, I'm 32

Me too, which is why I'm 29 for the third time...

[Llama in Mules]

May 23, 2012 21:41:18 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

I didn't know botox was cheaper in Texas.

My friend from college lives in Austin and goes to a derm who only charges $300. I can get a flight and Bo and spend the whole weekend there for what it would cost me just for the Bo in NYC!

[joolz]

My dad only charged $300 on average (he charged per unit and 10 units was average - not diluted), but a. you'd have to fly to Vancouver and b. he retired last year.

[Llama in Mules]

I went to DH's friend's wife in NYC, I got a discount and paid $1800... and I think the Dr in Austin was better!

[Deleted]

Yeah, I thought it was around 2000. So 300 is a steal!

[meatywienert]

I fib on my age all the time now. I can pass as a lot younger though. Baby face. If you start counting backwards after 30, I'm going to be 29. I like that better. 31 is a scary number that makes me want to cry.

[Deleted]

Plus your DH is younger right?

[meatywienert]

Yes, he's 5 yrs younger. I should just start telling everyone we are the same age.

[Glitter Tits]

I can't stop looking at Wiener's husband's crotch in her new siggy pic. It's like all I see.

[meatywienert]

May 23, 2012 22:18:42 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

I can't stop looking at Wiener's husband's crotch in her new siggy pic. It's like all I see.

I'm laughing so hard now. Don't forget the jaw line.
I'm sorry my dh's crotch keeps looking at you.

[Deleted]

Is it because you are a secret crotch watcher, crystal?

[Llama in Mules]

Great, now all I see is MW's H's crotch staring at me...

[Glitter Tits]

May 23, 2012 22:25:57 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

Is it because you are a secret crotch watcher, crystal?

Why was I the only one creeped out by that thread? It was from a poster that I had never seen before, and for some reason, I pictured it being written by a naked middle-aged man masturbating.

[joolz]

I don't remember that thread!

[Deleted]

May 23, 2012 22:31:09 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

May 23, 2012 22:25:57 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

Is it because you are a secret crotch watcher, crystal?

Why was I the only one creeped out by that thread? It was from a poster that I had never seen before, and for some reason, I pictured it being written by a naked middle-aged man masturbating.

You were not the only one creeped out by it.

[meatywienert]

But dh's wiener is a classy dude.

[Glitter Tits]

May 23, 2012 22:32:17 GMT -5 joolz said:

I don't remember that thread!

pandce.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=dwp&action=display&thread=7949

[Deleted]

May 23, 2012 22:36:02 GMT -5 meatywienert said:

But dh's wiener is a classy dude.

He's wearing a merkin!!!

[joolz]

May 23, 2012 22:36:17 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

May 23, 2012 22:32:17 GMT -5 joolz said:

I don't remember that thread!

pandce.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=dwp&action=display&thread=7949

Gross. Thanks for sharing.

[statlerwaldorf]

I didn't get morning sickness until 6 weeks which would be about 4 weeks after conception.

[overture]

Redhead, I think you'll be okay. My baby is also proof that pull and pray doesn't always work, however the siblings that she doesn't have from the 8 years it worked until I got pregnant are proof that a lot of the time it does.* Odds are you are not pregnant. Wiki says (and they cite the sources) that the average failure rate is between 15% and 28%, and that's when used imperfectly for a whole year, not just once.

*This is not birth control advice.

[overture]

May 23, 2012 22:51:03 GMT -5 joolz said:

May 23, 2012 22:36:17 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

pandce.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=dwp&action=display&thread=7949

Gross. Thanks for sharing.

I can't remember what board it was on (maybe 3rd tri?) but there was a post by a man about being uncomfortable with his wife having a male OB. He kept going on about her being violated by a male doctor and his language was totally creepy. I called him out and told him to take his doctor violation fantasy somewhere else. He was so obviously jerking off to it. Blegh.

ETA: found it community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/1/57574826/ShowThread.aspx

[EloiseWeenie]

RHB- POAS and report back. I tested positive at 6 DPO (I have freakishly fast cycles- it's very strange).

[redheadbaker]

Digital HPT says not pregnant! I bought a two-pack and will test in another week, just to make sure.