Help me with this hypothetical situation

[redheadbaker]

Say that one is exclusively breastfeeding and hasn't had a post-partum period. And normally uses a condom. However, recently (a week ago? theoretically doesn't remember the exact date) had sex using only the "pull and pray" method.

What's the earliest one would get symptoms of morning sickness?

[Glitter Tits]

::points to siggy for evidence that pull out and pray doesn't work::

[Llama in Mules]

Miss Cleo says you're knocked up.

[Deleted]

How long ago was this hypothetical sex?

[Glitter Tits]

Also, it would be too early to test. 10 DPO would be the earliest to POAS and even then it's a little early. I would wait until 14 DPO (or post pull out and pray) and POAS.

[Deleted]

Nevermind. You said a week. With this last pregnancy, my pregnancy symptoms started about a week after the act. I think? I started getting bitchy which was the first sign with both girls.

[Glitter Tits]

May 23, 2012 20:57:53 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

Nevermind. You said a week. With this last pregnancy, my pregnancy symptoms started about a week after the act. I think? I started getting bitchy which was the first sign with both girls.

Do you think that you could be pregnant again?

[redheadbaker]

Yeah, I know it would be too early to test.

I'm trying to think back over the past two or three days to what I ate, too, but sleep deprivation makes me unable to unsure of what I just had for dinner.

[redheadbaker]

May 23, 2012 20:59:29 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

May 23, 2012 20:57:53 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

Nevermind. You said a week. With this last pregnancy, my pregnancy symptoms started about a week after the act. I think? I started getting bitchy which was the first sign with both girls.

Do you think that you could be pregnant again?

I really don't, but then again, I really thought I wasn't with DS, too.

I didn't start feeling nauseous with him until about 8-ish weeks. But I know that not all pregnancies are the same.

I really don't want to be pregnant.

[jazzym12]

I think that is how lots of ebf mommies end up with 2 under 2.

[Glitter Tits]

May 23, 2012 21:01:52 GMT -5 redheadbaker said:

May 23, 2012 20:59:29 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

Do you think that you could be pregnant again?

I really don't, but then again, I really thought I wasn't with DS, too.

I didn't start feeling nauseous with him until about 8-ish weeks. But I know that not all pregnancies are the same.

I really don't want to be pregnant.

Oh, I was asking Mack if she thought that she was pregnant since her first sign was her being bitchy. Sorry. It was a lame joke.

[Deleted]

May 23, 2012 20:59:29 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

May 23, 2012 20:57:53 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

Nevermind. You said a week. With this last pregnancy, my pregnancy symptoms started about a week after the act. I think? I started getting bitchy which was the first sign with both girls.

Do you think that you could be pregnant again?

[Llama in Mules]

May 23, 2012 20:57:53 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

Nevermind. You said a week. With this last pregnancy, my pregnancy symptoms started about a week after the act. I think? I started getting bitchy which was the first sign with both girls.

So you've been pregnant for 25 years?

[redheadbaker]

May 23, 2012 21:04:23 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

May 23, 2012 21:01:52 GMT -5 redheadbaker said:

I really don't, but then again, I really thought I wasn't with DS, too.

I didn't start feeling nauseous with him until about 8-ish weeks. But I know that not all pregnancies are the same.

I really don't want to be pregnant.

Oh, I was asking Mack if she thought that she was pregnant since her first sign was her being bitchy. Sorry. It was a lame joke.

Oh, oops! lol

[Glitter Tits]

May 23, 2012 21:06:51 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

May 23, 2012 20:57:53 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

Nevermind. You said a week. With this last pregnancy, my pregnancy symptoms started about a week after the act. I think? I started getting bitchy which was the first sign with both girls.

So you've been pregnant for 25 years?

Mack is only 25?! I feel old as balls.

[Llama in Mules]

May 23, 2012 21:11:23 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

May 23, 2012 21:06:51 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

So you've been pregnant for 25 years?

Mack is only 25?! I feel old as balls.

I'm not sure, it's an arbitrary number. I know she's younger than me,,,

[meatywienert]

Maybe you're going to get your first pp period. I get barfy feeling now when I'm PMSing and I BF. I think bfing and getting af whack out my hormones and that's the reason for the pukies. I have thought I was KTFU since having ds because of my PMS symptoms. I mean the increase in certain hormones is what gives you morning sickness right? So maybe the hormone shift is because of AF or even possibly ovulation instead of pregnancy? Does anything I just said even make sense?

[cantalopes]

Honestly? 7 to 10 days. I have seen BFP's as early as 8DPO. Test tomorrow with FMU!

[cantalopes]

May 23, 2012 21:15:51 GMT -5 meatywienert said:

Maybe you're going to get your first pp period. I get barfy feeling now when I'm PMSing and I BF. I think bfing and getting af whack out my hormones and that's the reason for the pukies. I have thought I was KTFU since having ds because of my PMS symptoms. I mean the increase in certain hormones is what gives you morning sickness right? So maybe the hormone shift is because of AF or even possibly ovulation instead of pregnancy? Does anything I just said even make sense?

Progesterone gives you a lot of KTFU symptoms so AF and early pregnancy symptoms are similair because of the rise in progesterone. When there is a dip you start your period.

[Deleted]

I am 29.

[Glitter Tits]

For the first time or the 2nd time? I was 29 for the second time this year.

[Deleted]

This is only my first time being 29. It's my third time being 27, though.

[meatywienert]

May 23, 2012 21:17:48 GMT -5 cantalopes said:

May 23, 2012 21:15:51 GMT -5 meatywienert said:

Maybe you're going to get your first pp period. I get barfy feeling now when I'm PMSing and I BF. I think bfing and getting af whack out my hormones and that's the reason for the pukies. I have thought I was KTFU since having ds because of my PMS symptoms. I mean the increase in certain hormones is what gives you morning sickness right? So maybe the hormone shift is because of AF or even possibly ovulation instead of pregnancy? Does anything I just said even make sense?

Progesterone gives you a lot of KTFU symptoms so AF and early pregnancy symptoms are similair because of the rise in progesterone. When there is a dip you start your period.

Ok, so what I said half-assed made sense.

[jazzym12]

May 23, 2012 21:29:35 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

For the first time or the 2nd time? I was 29 for the second time this year.

I'm going to be 29 for the second year in a row in September. I think birthdays should stop at 29.

[Deleted]

Yes, you and Lopes basically said the same thing.

[Llama in Mules]

May 23, 2012 21:29:35 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

For the first time or the 2nd time? I was 29 for the second time this year.

I've been 29 for 3 years.

[Deleted]

I love this ability to freeze time.

[Llama in Mules]

Freeze time my ass, I'm going to start going backwards!

[Deleted]

Next year we will both be 28 then!

[Llama in Mules]

May 23, 2012 21:37:40 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

Next year we will both be 28 then!

And I will be going to Texas for cheap Botox!