Attention!

[EloiseWeenie]

I was looking at Liz and Crystal's post counts, and it looks like there is a great chance you can make it to 2 stars today. Let's hoar it up today! :drink:

[Glitter Tits]

I'll try. I'm feeling worn down and bitchy though. So my posts might just be annoying.

[EloiseWeenie]

even better.

[Deleted]

Bitchy posts are the best!

[camelblossom]

Sounds like your vagina needs a blanket and a backrub, Crystal. (Not offering, just suggesting) I hope your day gets better!

[Glitter Tits]

May 24, 2012 8:38:58 GMT -5 camelblossom said:

Sounds like your vagina needs a blanket and a backrub, Crystal. (Not offering, just suggesting) I hope your day gets better!

It really does! I just took some Midol and am washing it down with a Diet Cherry Pepsi. That will have to do.

[joolz]

Diet cherry Pepsi. Yet another product Canadians don't have (I say this so you can feel smug and therefore slightly better about yourself).

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::looks at post count::

[Glitter Tits]

May 24, 2012 9:44:39 GMT -5 joolz said:

Diet cherry Pepsi. Yet another product Canadians don't have (I say this so you can feel smug and therefore slightly better about yourself).

I do like to make fun of Canadians.

[jazzym12]

May 24, 2012 9:44:39 GMT -5 joolz said:

Diet cherry Pepsi. Yet another product Canadians don't have (I say this so you can feel smug and therefore slightly better about yourself).

Diet cherry pepsi is gross!! Sorry crystal!! Cherry coke zero is 100 x better!

[Glitter Tits]

Kind of off-subject, okay really off-subject. I'm meeting an old prof from grad school for frozen yogurt today. She once yelled at me for saying, "Canadian Geese". She said, "They do not have a passport; they're Canada Geese." So, just in case you were wondering, it's Canada Geese.

[jazzym12]

Pfft... I'm pretty sure the geese in my back yard are Canadian

[Llama in Mules]

Last night was not fun... Li was up screaming like a banshee until 2am. DH brought her into bed with us because he thought it was the only way any of us were going to get any sleep. Didn't work.
Then, she was up at 6am and wouldn't fall back to sleep. She was 2 seconds away from napping and then DH walked through the room to go to work... he's trying to torture me too! So she was howling until 9:10am. She's finally napping and me right along with her, when, at 10am, my mother calls and the phone wakes us both up.

Needless to say, I'm feeling like a huge bitch and now this child just keeps smiling at me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Glitter Tits]

Sorry, Liz. At least you can pawn her off on M when he gets home from work tonight. I also swear that they smile at you right when you're thinking the worst of them so that they can make you feel like an asshole.

[joolz]

Liz, that blows.

Maria, those geese are definitely Canadian!

We don't have cherry anything (I myself prefer cherry diet dr pepper but alas) here. Smug away!!

[jazzym12]

May 24, 2012 10:17:38 GMT -5 joolz said:

Liz, that blows.

Maria, those geese are definitely Canadian!

We don't have cherry anything (I myself prefer cherry diet dr pepper but alas) here. Smug away!!

I love diet cherry dr pepper!

[joolz]

May 24, 2012 10:38:36 GMT -5 jazzym12 said:

May 24, 2012 10:17:38 GMT -5 joolz said:

Liz, that blows.

Maria, those geese are definitely Canadian!

We don't have cherry anything (I myself prefer cherry diet dr pepper but alas) here. Smug away!!

I love diet cherry dr pepper!

I buy a couple cases every time I'm in the USA! Delicious.

[humpty]

I've totally dropped the ball on posting.

[Llama in Mules]

Am I there yet? I haven't been able to really do anything today because Li has been a nightmare. She hasn't let me put her down all day. I still haven't packed for the weekend and we are leaving tonight because you would think the world was ending when I put her on the floor next to me. She finally just fell asleep on me, so I cant move. I texted dh to get home ASAP... And my toe is bleeding because I slammed it in a door, it's not my day.

[EloiseWeenie]

2 more liz! Make them good!

[Llama in Mules]

My brain isn't functioning enough to make them good.

[EloiseWeenie]

It's ok, 1 more!

[Llama in Mules]

Done!

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WOOT!

[mrscurlygurl]

Canada Geese? Is she sure? That sounds stupid.