My legs are stubbly - post your randoms here

[secretlyevil]

and go.

[iammalcolmx]

Listening to Pandora trying to NOT sing and dance at my desk. MJ just tested me though, I couldn't help but to boogie in my cube. LAWD New Edition just came on!!!

[DirtyMartini]

I was not in the mood for a cup of coffee this morning so I had a "sparkling fruit beverage" instead. Now I am exhausted and craving an iced coffee!

[druidp]

The final potential obstacle to our home sale - the FHA appraisal - is happening today at 11am. After having our buyers ask for the moon from the inspection report (which was ultimately rejected), and having our roof replaced through a rigmarole of hoops and second-opinions from roofers, THIS is the last step.

Seriously, I'd prefer not to go 3 for 3 and just sail through the appraisal - which is the same appraisal we sailed through when we did an FHA refi a couple of years ago.

And my legs are stubbly too - and I haven't ironed most of my work pants, so dressing for work this week has been problematic.

[annieblah]

I have 2:

• DH is out of town tonight so it is either pancakes or Chipotle for dinner!
  
• I just had a voicemail laced with 9 fucks in it. 9! I think it's a record. Is it terrible that I laughed and brought in a colleague to revel in the fun?
  

[wawa]

May 24, 2012 9:16:43 GMT -5 annieblah said:

I have 2:

• DH is out of town tonight so it is either pancakes or Chipotle for dinner!
  
• I just had a voicemail laced with 9 fucks in it. 9! I think it's a record. Is it terrible that I laughed and brought in a colleague to revel in the fun?
  

No, that's awsome. Who in the world is calling you leaving profanity laden VM's? Parents?

[ringstrue]

MW i'll mail you the remainder of my pillz. I'm only half joking.

Dh and I have job applying fatigue.

[annieblah]

May 24, 2012 9:22:07 GMT -5 wawa said:

May 24, 2012 9:16:43 GMT -5 annieblah said:

I have 2:

• DH is out of town tonight so it is either pancakes or Chipotle for dinner!
  
• I just had a voicemail laced with 9 fucks in it. 9! I think it's a record. Is it terrible that I laughed and brought in a colleague to revel in the fun?
  

No, that's awsome. Who in the world is calling you leaving profanity laden VM's? Parents?

Yup. I had to listen to it a 3rd time just to see why they were calling. It was all nice message, message with a question and then, bam "FU and your district blah blah"...all at 7:30 in the morning. WOke me right up.

[emilyj]

Apparently I am allergic to something blooming where we live now. I did not learn this last year because we were in Boston at a conference. This blows.

I have been completely unmotivated to work, and thus unproductive and I'm about to have a major stress freak out - which I shouldn't do, because it's my own fault I'm stressed.

I want to add all the Rascal people on My Fitness Pal, but I don't want to look like a weird stalker.

[mominatrix]

Holiday weekend coming up and we have zero plans. Zero. Nothing. Not even a "maybe we should try to get together." ...and I'm kind of OK with it. I'm feeling really antisocial after a week with my in-laws in my house.

...H's birthday is Tuesday, and he still hasn't decided if he's going to take the day off (IMHO, a complete no-brainer. Do you really want to go back to work after a three day weekend on your birthday???) and I have zero plans for this, either. I feel like I should have an idea of something fun for us to do (last year I arranged surprise child care and took him to a Russian-style bathhouse for an afternoon schvitz and a massage).

I'm just exhausted after spending a week "on" with his parents, planning outings that work for them AND the kids... I'm tapped out.

I feel like I need help from Julie, the cruise director.

[ringstrue]

May 24, 2012 9:36:08 GMT -5 emilyj said:

Apparently I am allergic to something blooming where we live now. I did not learn this last year because we were in Boston at a conference. This blows.

I have been completely unmotivated to work, and thus unproductive and I'm about to have a major stress freak out - which I shouldn't do, because it's my own fault I'm stressed.

I want to add all the Rascal people on My Fitness Pal, but I don't want to look like a weird stalker.

We should do it! I'm in!

[marie427]

Emily (and anyone else) - I'm velarfricative on MFP. Join and check out the uninteresting food I eat damn near every day lol.

My random - shit's about to get real at work. There is someone (not my boss, not in my department) seriously overstepping her boundaries regarding one of my staff (this staff member used to work for her). I told my boss because I knew I wanted to cool down first after reading the e-mail and she recommending BCC-ing the head of HR in my reply to this woman. I hate being a snitch like this but I am livid and I would never ever tell this woman how to manage the supervision of her own staff.

[meshaliuknits]

H and I were watching Pop Up Video on VH1 last night. Milli Vanilli came on. We may or may not have spent the rest of the night randomly doing the dance.

[wawa]

May 24, 2012 10:05:36 GMT -5 marie427 said:

Emily (and anyone else) - I'm velarfricative on MFP. Join and check out the uninteresting food I eat damn near every day lol.

My random - shit's about to get real at work. There is someone (not my boss, not in my department) seriously overstepping her boundaries regarding one of my staff (this staff member used to work for her). I told my boss because I knew I wanted to cool down first after reading the e-mail and she recommending BCC-ing the head of HR in my reply to this woman. I hate being a snitch like this but I am livid and I would never ever tell this woman how to manage the supervision of her own staff.

FYI, you do actually have to make your diary visable to friends in order for us to see your boring food.

Everybody feel free to friend me too. wawajeanne.

I really do eat the exact same thing every single day though.

[secretlyevil]

May 24, 2012 9:52:34 GMT -5 ringstrue said:

May 24, 2012 9:36:08 GMT -5 emilyj said:

Apparently I am allergic to something blooming where we live now. I did not learn this last year because we were in Boston at a conference. This blows.

I have been completely unmotivated to work, and thus unproductive and I'm about to have a major stress freak out - which I shouldn't do, because it's my own fault I'm stressed.

I want to add all the Rascal people on My Fitness Pal, but I don't want to look like a weird stalker.

We should do it! I'm in!

My screenname is the same over there - real difficult to find.

ETA: I haven't really entered anything in sooooo. I'm hoping by having friends on there I'll be inspired.

I am really starting to resent that H got us windows phones since all the good apps are only made for iphone or droid. But I now have a kindle fire. Maybe I'll use that for MFP ap.

[eclaires]

My random is - my boobs itch. But they are all taped up and stuff so I can't get to the itch. It's driving me insane.

It's also my first day home alone with the kiddos since my surgery. They are mostly taking it easy on me... but good lord, I want a nap! And not to be responsible for tiny humans.

[marie427]

OMG Wawa, I had no idea! Fixed.

Eclaires - Still feeling as good as possible after the surgery?

[eclaires]

Yes! Besides the itching, I really do feel good.

My boobs are so weird looking. In a good way, I think. I keep staring at them when I change clothes. It's like what are these perky things?

[ChillyMcFreeze]

My legs are SUPER stubbly, and I've added everyone on MFP that I could find. My username is the same, and I won't think it's creepy if you add me.

Tomorrow is my birthday (I will accept cash and jewels) and I'm waffling between hurt and angry that my mom refuses to come here for it. It's 2.5 hours away and my dad is out of the country--do it, lady! But then I realize that 25 should be a grown-up year. No more whining. I will eat cake that I will NOT report to MFP and be happy.

[Deleted]

I kind of want to try the 30 day Paleo diet challenge, but know that I want to drink mass quantites of booze and eat crap at my girl's weekend in a couple of weeks, so I guess I will skip the diet for now.

[curmudgeon]

In a room filled with public health professionals patting themselves in the back for making efforts to make it illegal to smoke within 50 yards of where another person may wish to walk past. All I want to do now is throw something at one particularly irritating guy then go outside for a smoke. Ugh.

[marie427]

May 24, 2012 10:47:40 GMT -5 @mjmksb04 said:

I kind of want to try the 30 day Paleo diet challenge, but know that I want to drink mass quantites of booze and eat crap at my girl's weekend in a couple of weeks, so I guess I will skip the diet for now.

28-day Paleo diet challenge?

[Deleted]

marie--yes, I saw online someone called it 30 day, so maybe it is supposed to be 28 day?

[marie427]

May 24, 2012 10:53:48 GMT -5 @mjmksb04 said:

marie--yes, I saw online someone called it 30 day, so maybe it is supposed to be 28 day?

LOL, I was just joking about the 28-day diet because of what you mentioned about that fun weekend. You can be on the diet for the next 28 out of 30 days.