H&F Open Letter Thursday

[jgleespen]

Dear nest,

You suck, and I don't miss you one bit!

Dear speedwork,

please be kind to me tonight.

[starryfish]

Dear Self,
stop eating like crap. You need to lose a couple #s as your clothes are getting tight

[mandapanda18]

Dear self:

You will RUN tongiht... I have not really RAN since my mud run every excuse in the book, but I have been easing myself back into it, and will do my 3.5 tongiht!

Dear Nest,

Why did you have to go and mess everything up? I have been a loyal member since 2005! Now I'm a newbie and I can't figure out how to work the dang board!

Dear H,

I know that you *think* you are being healthy, but adding in 2 beers a night and that 44 ounce mtn dew each day will stop you from hitting your goal!
Signed the wife who is tired of hearing you whine!

[bluelikejazz]

Dear DH,

I promise, you will like swimming. Just give it a chance. You say you want an upper body cardio workout... this is it. Please have a good attitude when I try and help you out.

Love,
Your (Swimmer) Wife

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Dear Self,

Keep up the good work.

-Me

[hokiegirl82]

Dear Nest:

Thanks for ruining a completely good (although bad at times) forum.

Dear Self:

I am so proud of you for getting through 6 weeks of this Crossfit Paleo challenge with a perfect score, for losing 10 pounds during those 6 weeks, and for keeping strong for the next two weeks until the end of the challenge!

Signed -

Dissatisfied Nestie, but happy skinnier lady

[LWoods]

Dear foot,

I know you're mad because I started working you pretty quickly, but please stop hurting when I do step ups. It's really annoying to have to do them all on one leg.

Love,
The girl who had to do 100 of those damn things today without you.

[DefenseAgainstTheDarkArts22]

Dear Husband,

I'm glad you are going to be weight lifting with me but please don't think I need explaining on why your legs hurts.

Love,
The girl who is 5 weeks further into it

[abramos]

Dear Self:
Way to go! Working out every day this week so far and to JM's Ripped in 30. Now if we can work on the food, then I would be Ripped in 30.

Dear Nest:
It is definitely you, not me. It sucks as I have been a part of the boards for (gulp!) 5 years and it has come to this. It was fun while it lasted. On to bigger and better things. Like proboards.

[reginaphalange72]

May 10, 2012 14:37:10 GMT -5 @jgleespen said:

Dear nest,

You suck, and I don't miss you one bit!

My sentiments exactly

Dear me,

Good job so far. Now keep it up!

[katinthehat]

Dear bootcamp,

Thanks for burning enough calories this morning that I didn't feel bad eating those sliders and fries for lunch.

[emilyj]

Dear shitty town newspaper,

Thanks to your not-awesome reporting, 5 miles of my ride this morning was spent going through road construction. I so loved having to not only share half a lane with pissed off cars, buses and dump trucks, but breathing in asphalt and torn up road was extra special. If you had actually mentioned the road was that jacked up, I would have ridden a different route. Thanks for ruining my ride.
Smooches,
Angry cyclist

Dear Proboards,

I kind of love you for the fact that I can swear here.

[katandkevin]

Dear Right Hip,

Would you please stop hurting? I could stand the dull ache every once in a while, but this new pain is just ridiculous. I would appreciate it if you could hold out for my tri on Sunday.

Signed,
Irritated Triathlete that just wants to run damnit

[bluelikejazz]

I have more!

Dear recreational swimmer's everywhere,

You do not need to wear paddles for your entire workout. In fact, this is a very good way to get injured. I'm not sure what benefit you are attempting to achieve, but you just look dumb.

Signed,
Former competitive, current recreational swimmer

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Dear CWers,

Going on a walk everyday is not something to be surprised at. Eating healthy is not something to be surprised at. A cranberry juice with flaxseed diet is not a good idea.

-Annoyed Coworker

[mrsmc08]

Dearest Doctors:
-General who has treated my mom since my dad died. You suck. I am sure this should have been caught a long long long long time ago.
-Cardio we saw a few months ago- yeah you should have known this
-Neuro- you rock- thank you for sending us to ER and finally getting my mom some treatment.
-Whatever doc who came in throwing around the cancer word- You better hope I dont find out who you are. Don't come into a room with a sick scared women and say oh you may have cancer.... not cool

Dear car- please survive until this is figured out. It will still suck when you die because you were my husbands but I really need you right now. K thanks.

[gncorman]

Dear Self,
Just because you have eaten out one meal a day this week, does not give you an "excuse" to make poor choices. You are 2.2lbs away from goal!! GET THERE!! That becomes your starting point and you can do this.
Signed - French fries and fried chicken for lunch self

[stingsharkruns]

May 10, 2012 16:48:49 GMT -5 mrsmc08 said:

Dearest Doctors:
-General who has treated my mom since my dad died. You suck. I am sure this should have been caught a long long long long time ago.
-Cardio we saw a few months ago- yeah you should have known this
-Neuro- you rock- thank you for sending us to ER and finally getting my mom some treatment.
-Whatever doc who came in throwing around the cancer word- You better hope I dont find out who you are. Don't come into a room with a sick scared women and say oh you may have cancer.... not cool

Dear car- please survive until this is figured out. It will still suck when you die because you were my husbands but I really need you right now. K thanks.

Oh dear, this doesn't sound good. Thoughts & Prayers to you & your Mom

[jobell]

Dear Self:
You have been eating right all week. Seriously cutting down on processed food and junk. You have just over a week to go before this half. Let's just keep going with the eating right, getting at least 7 hours of sleep a night, and good training runs. I know we can PR this time. This is my 4th half and the last two have kind of sucked, so please get in gear and let's rock this!

Love,
The girl who just wants to come in under 2:25!

[mrsmc08]

May 10, 2012 17:02:41 GMT -5 stingsharkruns said:

May 10, 2012 16:48:49 GMT -5 mrsmc08 said:

Dearest Doctors:
-General who has treated my mom since my dad died. You suck. I am sure this should have been caught a long long long long time ago.
-Cardio we saw a few months ago- yeah you should have known this
-Neuro- you rock- thank you for sending us to ER and finally getting my mom some treatment.
-Whatever doc who came in throwing around the cancer word- You better hope I dont find out who you are. Don't come into a room with a sick scared women and say oh you may have cancer.... not cool

Dear car- please survive until this is figured out. It will still suck when you die because you were my husbands but I really need you right now. K thanks.

Oh dear, this doesn't sound good. Thoughts & Prayers to you & your Mom

Thanks. This has been a very mentally taxing week already. My mom has had a heart attack and strokes all over her brain. Currently cardio and neuro are fighting over who has to go first. It's scary. Kind of just want some answers and a treatment plan. She just wants to go home.

[aeroluv327]

Dear girls in front of me in yoga,

Please check your leggings for sheerness before wearing them to yoga! Just because they are opaque when standing doesn't mean they will be in all positions. Nobody needs to see your ass and nobody will want to tell you.

Thanks,
Girl behind you

[taratru]

Dear Nest,
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck YOU! ;D

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Dear self,
Enjoy these next two days. Ice your ankle. Rest. Eat whatever you want. But hit the gym on Saturday, will ya?

[artgirl823]

Dear Principal,
I'm glad that you're thrilled with my teaching, but it would seem more sincere if you could move me into a full time position for next year.

Dear Self,
Please decide whether or not you will [finally] run a marathon this year. The waffling back and forth is agonizing.

Dear Cats,
Please do not wake me before me alarm. Just this once.

[mayflowers22]

Dear Nest,

Thank you so much for changing the format, now I can never see my replies to my posts.

Sincerely,
You've Lost So Many Nesties

[Deleted]

Dear self, do not push yourself too hard while trying to get your ITBS and bursitis to heal. You will just make it worse.

[sadlebred]

Dear Guy on Tonight's Bike Ride:

White cycling shorts are never a good idea. Never. For too many reason.

Sincerely,
The group ride fashion police

Dear Self,

I am really hating you lately.

Signed,
Blah