**FFFC**

[Glitter Tits]

Let's hear your deepest confessions.

It's 9:30 am and I am sitting on the kitchen floor eating mint M&Ms while V plays in her abandasaucer. She has decided that she hates sleep even more now that her dad has been gone. I have no idea how single moms do it; I am exhausted.

Also, I'm sad that it's supposed to rain because I just want to get out of the house and go for a walk. I guess that's not a confession; just a complaint.

[jazzym12]

We need to leave the house in 10 minutes and I'm in bed. E went down for a nap and I just couldn't stand it so I napped as well. Guess I should hurry up and get dressed..

[Deleted]

I have been trying to think of a good confession since I got up 3 hours ago.

[EloiseWeenie]

It's almost 10 and my son has had all of his toys and cartoons taken away. Today is going to be very long. Because of this, I hope he'll take a good nap so he can get his toys back.

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May 25, 2012 8:53:56 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

It's almost 10 and my son has had all of his toys and cartoons taken away. Today is going to be very long. Because of this, I hope he'll take a good nap so he can get his toys back.

For serious. I hate having to take away TV. I think it's more of a punishment for me than her.

[humpty]

My H wants to quit his current job to start installing satellite TV. I'm worried that it is going to fuck us and we will become homeless.

[NandaB]

My family has a big huge family reunion at my parents house every memorial weekend. I am sick and I don't want to participate. I need to help my mom, who does too much, and chase my ninja spider monkey child, but I don't wanna! And I can't even "stay home" because we live half a mile from them.

[mamazbo]

I have not done one iota of work today. I have been doing nothing but hanging out here and eating. I did go to the bank and apparently missed an impromptu meeting. We get a 2 hour early dismissal today, but I don't think I am going to tell DH, I think I might go get a pedicure.

[Deleted]

I went out to dinner with a friend last night to a new restaurant and it was SO good that I just asked my husband if I can go there again with him tonight. I am dreaming of food.

[overture]

I say the N word when I'm in my car listening to rap. When they say it, not just like, willy-nilly.

[joolz]

I do that too, overture.

I have had a lot of wine this week while my husband is away. Obviously I am still able to look after G etc. but still, plenty of wine.

[kiwi]

I use the N word and the R word both in non-derogatory fashions IRL. I would never, ever use either on TB no matter the context.

[Llama in Mules]

I have done nothing today and I'm still exhausted.

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May 25, 2012 13:03:04 GMT -5 kiwi said:

I use the N word and the R word both in non-derogatory fashions IRL. I would never, ever use either on TB no matter the context.

I am kind of the opposite. I freely use the term bitch and bitches on TB, but would never use it IRL.

[Glitter Tits]

I would never use the n word but I say bitch, cunt, whore, motherfucker, shit-fuck, and all sorts of other curse words all day long. I need to update my vocabulary before V starts talking.

[Deleted]

I swear as much as possible when my kids aren't around. I feel the need to get it all out of my system.

[Llama in Mules]

I am on the period pills of my birth control and EVERYTHING is making me stabby!

[Llama in Mules]

I hate sinks with seperate hot and cold faucets.
Is that more of a uo? Eh, I don't care...

[kiwi]

May 25, 2012 13:58:16 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

I would never use the n word but I say bitch, cunt, whore, motherfucker, shit-fuck, and all sorts of other curse words all day long. I need to update my vocabulary before V starts talking.

When I say I use it in a non derogatory fashion, I mean if I'm singing along to a rap song like Overture does, or in a completely joking context on a rare occasion if I know my audience will not take offense.

Sorry, upon re-reading what I wrote earlier, I probably made it sound like I use both of those words on a regular basis, which I don't. I guess I just meant I'm not someone who would "never" say either of those things.

[meatywienert]

The gross guy at the liquor store hit on my last night when I was buying an oatmeal stout beer. Normally I would have been a big bitch and told him it was to help my breastmillk supply for my nursing baby that my husband and I have togather (I mean, I wear a wedding ring!), but I'm really, really depressed about my fat assness and inability to lose any weight. So I encouraged it by smiling and be flirty back, just so I could feel better about myself, even though he probably hits on anything with a heart beat and a vag.

[mrscurlygurl]

I'm in a facebook group for my bump board birth month. There are like 400 members and it regularly gets quite bitchy. I kind of enjoy the snark and look forward to FFFC because it's sure to bring it. Although I feel bad when one girl gets singled out for something that she thought would be innocent. Internet girls are mean!

[Llama in Mules]

My dads fffc, he loves that we are having dinner at 5:30m because of the baby. All of the restaurants out here have early bird prix fix specials, he said it gets him a great dinner without looking cheap because the baby gives him a reason to eat really early.

[Glitter Tits]

Have you told your dad that you chat on an internet forum called "Drinking While Parenting"?

[Llama in Mules]

He would be thrilled. I am currently in bed with my mother watching say yes to the dress and he keeps coming in askin if he can get me more wine.

[Glitter Tits]

I love your dad.

[EloiseWeenie]

May 25, 2012 20:38:09 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

He would be thrilled. I am currently in bed with my mother watching say yes to the dress and he keeps coming in askin if he can get me more wine.

Your parents sound like mine!

[Llama in Mules]

May 25, 2012 20:39:19 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

I love your dad.

You will meet him, he and dh work around the corner from where we will be having lunch.

[joolz]

Love your dad too! Aw, dads.

[Glitter Tits]

May 26, 2012 5:29:29 GMT -5 @kimbus22 said:

May 25, 2012 13:58:16 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

I would never use the n word but I say bitch, cunt, whore, motherfucker, shit-fuck, and all sorts of other curse words all day long. I need to update my vocabulary before V starts talking.

This is me too. I guess I should be glad DS's first word was "butt" and not something worse.

That is hilarious!