So I realized that I have a bunch of trivial things if I come across in a profile that I will totally "next" someone for. What are yours? This brought to you by the guy I was emailing with who repeatedly mentioned cuddling with his "special someone" on a perfect Sunday and I no longer want to communicate with. Disclaimer: This is meant to be fun, not an argument over how "shallow" people are Here are mine:
Mentions of cuddling
Referring to self as a "nice" or "good guy"
Mentions of sex in profile
Video gamers
Men with cats (especially if they have a photo of them)
-Pictures in front of a mirror -too many "self taken" photos (don't you have some with friends/family? If not, have your friends/family take some of you!) -poor grammar -so many other things but I can't think of them right now.
Shirtless photos when they don't make sense - particularly if they're all shirtless. (ie it makes sense if you're showing a photo of you and your friends on a boat. Not all shirtless photos in mirror.)
All photos showing other women. WTH?
Talking about their exes all over their profile.
Shorties. (This is online only, and now I am of course dating a short guy. LOL.) Awful spelling/grammar.
Pictures of just their truck/car.
OMG-Dude and I were totally talking about this last night!! He's 5'6", so he totally feels like girls won't respond because of his height. (I'm 5'2"everyone is taller than me!) He's like " Girls are such "heigh-ists!" and I wanted to be all "Um, so my internet friends have this argument all the TIME!" But that would have been awkward.
Shirtless photos when they don't make sense - particularly if they're all shirtless. (ie it makes sense if you're showing a photo of you and your friends on a boat. Not all shirtless photos in mirror.)
All photos showing other women. WTH?
Talking about their exes all over their profile.
Shorties. (This is online only, and now I am of course dating a short guy. LOL.) Awful spelling/grammar.
Pictures of just their truck/car.
OMG-Dude and I were totally talking about this last night!! He's 5'6", so he totally feels like girls won't respond because of his height. (I'm 5'2"everyone is taller than me!) He's like " Girls are such "heigh-ists!" and I wanted to be all "Um, so my internet friends have this argument all the TIME!" But that would have been awkward.
That's the beauty of being 5'0". Everybody is taller than me!
Post by rikkiandjulie on Dec 6, 2012 18:45:26 GMT -5
I like the clean hipster, the in wear a cardigan and converse with need glasses to work. Not the i drink PBR, shop the thrift store, don't shower hipster. Maybe these are different?
I like the clean hipster, the in wear a cardigan and converse with need glasses to work. Not the i drink PBR, shop the thrift store, don't shower hipster. Maybe these are different?
Rikki-iPhone
I think the first one you describe is more geek chic (although the addition of skinny jeans would place them in the hipster category) , with the later being hipster, although they usually shower, that gets more into hippie territory:)
I like the clean hipster, the in wear a cardigan and converse with need glasses to work. Not the i drink PBR, shop the thrift store, don't shower hipster. Maybe these are different?
Rikki-iPhone
I think the first one you describe is more geek chic (although the addition of skinny jeans would place them in the hipster category) , with the later being hipster, although they usually shower, that gets more into hippie territory:)
I love me some geek chic! Seriously, drool. Hipsters, meh. But in Denver the hippie/hipster lines cross. Oh well.
I think the first one you describe is more geek chic (although the addition of skinny jeans would place them in the hipster category) , with the later being hipster, although they usually shower, that gets more into hippie territory:)
I love me some geek chic! Seriously, drool. Hipsters, meh. But in Denver the hippie/hipster lines cross. Oh well.
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Oh yes they can here in Portland too for sure. I can totally get down with geek chic, you sort of have to in Portland. I also just had a terrifying moment where I realize I was wearing a flannel, skinny jeans, moccasins and glasses. OMG! Am i dressing like a hipster?
Post by rikkiandjulie on Dec 6, 2012 18:53:58 GMT -5
No. Hipsters would wear that outfit with some ugly thrift store boots, a hat, AND a scarf. They'd also have a rabbit foot keychain hanging off somewhere.
I used to live in Beaverton, and the hipsters still trickled out away from Powells books.
No. Hipsters would wear that outfit with some ugly thrift store boots, a hat, AND a scarf. They'd also have a rabbit foot keychain hanging off somewhere.
I used to live in Beaverton, and the hipsters still trickled out away from Powells books.
Post by rikkiandjulie on Dec 6, 2012 18:59:55 GMT -5
I don't understand this though, how do hipsters have nice cameras, bikes, live in the trendiest parts of town, most likely an artsy college degree but NO job. SMH. I don't understand!
-shirtless pics -pics of car/truck/motorcycle -pics of kids -lots of tattoos -doesn't have at least a bachelors degree -above 6' (I'm 5'10", and have found most who list 6' are really my height) -bare minimum profile -older than 35 (I'm 27)
-Shirtless and/or muscle pics -low salary or sketchy job description -vague profiles --mention of sex in profile --poor spelling/grammar --hipster or thug vibe
-shirtless pics -pics of car/truck/motorcycle -pics of kids -lots of tattoos -doesn't have at least a bachelors degree -above 6' (I'm 5'10", and have found most who list 6' are really my height) -bare minimum profile -older than 35 (I'm 27)
I have found this too. I am only 5'6" but several guys i've met who list themselves somewhere between 5'8" and 5'10" are actually an inch or two shorter when I meet them in person. I now adjust my expectations accordingly.
Post by prettyinpearls on Dec 6, 2012 20:49:08 GMT -5
I married a guy with a cat. They're not all weirdos, I promise
He's more of a dog guy, but since he was single and gone for 24+ hours at a time for work, a cat was the next best thing. Now my male cat is his cat's boyfriend ...for reals.
I think the first one you describe is more geek chic (although the addition of skinny jeans would place them in the hipster category) , with the later being hipster, although they usually shower, that gets more into hippie territory:)
I love me some geek chic! Seriously, drool. Hipsters, meh. But in Denver the hippie/hipster lines cross. Oh well.
Rikki-iPhone
Totally. I had two customers tell me they are reformed hipster because they "shower more now."
I love me some geek chic! Seriously, drool. Hipsters, meh. But in Denver the hippie/hipster lines cross. Oh well.
Rikki-iPhone
Totally. I had two customers tell me they are reformed hipster because they "shower more now."
Ha! I'm also not really into the "I wear Burton and Hurley so I'm an awesome snowboarder look". Seriously, if you are over 30, you need to wear real clothes during the day, not skater clothes. Cringe.
I was turned off by all the men with their motorcycles. At my age 46 it seemed like every man had a Harley.
And I love motorcycles.
Mine - Guys who insult women in their profile Have pictures of their kids in their profile No pictures in their profile Who doesn't have a college degree Who says they are currently job hunting
Any man in NJ who describes himself by his ethnicity--"100% pure Italian!!" Really means, "cook for me because I'm a guido who thinks he had a big dick!"
And the rest of the aforementioned
This is rampant around here too, such a turnoff! And I love cats, and would find it endearing if a man had one.