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[Pom]

are delicate.   I really don't want you to think I am making this shit up.  I need to go get a beer.

[Pom]

EDIT---I figure my neighbors all got a good look, you may as well see it too.

[KaraOrNot]

I can't see it!

[stumpy]

Get a beer or three. Family crap is just that . . . crap.

[Pom]

You're welcome.

[Deleted]

Is he wearing...anything?

[Pom]

Little White Old Man Panties. :::gag:::

[womet]

Given everything we know about him, I think this would be the last straw for me. I'd tell him to get dressed, pack his shit, and stay in a hotel.

[Velvetshady]

I still vote you get out the hose and spray him.



I think I need a glass of wine after seeing that...

[KaraOrNot]

Holy crap.

[stumpy]

My eyes . . . my eyes!!!!

[dexteroni]

He's outside in his underwear? omg. I would say make him come in but I know you don't want him inside either.

What # day is this?

[Deleted]

You'll need some alchohol to sanitize your chair.

And your brain.  I hope you are on your third beer.

[Deleted]

OMG. I wouldn't care about stuff getting stolen. I'd just get in my car and go.

[Deleted]

Awesome. In laws are fun aren't they!

[dreamsofdesign]

I cannot believe what some people think is acceptable behavior. Gag. So sorry you have to deal with all of his crap!

[Pom]

Jan 21, 2013 17:25:15 GMT -5 dexteroni said:

He's outside in his underwear? omg. I would say make him come in but I know you don't want him inside either.

What # day is this?

He's dressed and back in the house.  Heads will roll when H gets home.  I am hiding in my room drinking beer and waiting for the neighbor lady to come over and pitch a fit since there were lots of people in her yard this afternoon that may have seen him.  Fucking weirdo. 

Day 4.

We are going to rebook his flight to go home early.

[IIOY]

Where's his can of Budweiser?

[Deleted]

How did your H not turn out totally crazy? You are lucky that the apple fell pretty far from the tree in this case.
Also, are his pants on the ground under the chair? If so, this means he was dressed, walked outside to your deck, took his pants off, set them on the ground, then plopped his underwear-clad butt in your chair. On what planet is this normal or acceptable behavior?
I'm so sorry Pom. Hopefully the airlines have a flight out soon.

[pugz]

I need a play by play of how this shit goes down when your husband gets home

[audette]

Wow. Utter craziness.

Can you hope that the neighbour will simply think "crazy old man" and not get too riled up?

[tripleshot]

Ugh! Please post an update when your H gets home.

[Velvetshady]

Jan 21, 2013 18:25:22 GMT -5 pugz said:

I need a play by play of how this shit goes down when your husband gets home

Ditto. I've got my bottle of wine ready:)

[Pom]

Jan 21, 2013 18:24:02 GMT -5 @forcuatro said:

How did your H not turn out totally crazy? You are lucky that the apple fell pretty far from the tree in this case.
Also, are his pants on the ground under the chair? If so, this means he was dressed, walked outside to your deck, took his pants off, set them on the ground, then plopped his underwear-clad butt in your chair. On what planet is this normal or acceptable behavior?
I'm so sorry Pom. Hopefully the airlines have a flight out soon.

I attribute Mr. Pom's entire, normal existance to his mother, God rest her soul.

I do believe that if this in-law came with a different husband, I would have him divorced over it.

And yes, he stripped down outside.  0_0

@ Pugs...I will be back.

[whitemerlot]

Oh my! Yikes.

[pugz]

exxxxxxcellent.

::pops popcorn::

[Deleted]

So, will Mr. Pom be home soon? I'm a little eager to know how this goes.

::grabs a handful of pugz popcorn::

[steph96]

Geez. How soon is he going home? Hopefully tonight!

[sunnydaze31]

Sounds like something my father would do, except he wears colored briefs rather than tightie-whities. He's the crazy FIL in my relationship.

[Deleted]

Ick, Jenny took it up a notch! He also appears to have a very large forehead a la Beavis and Butthead but maybe it's just the angle.