Dear Oliver

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Jan 25, 2013 13:15:52 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Jan 25, 2013 12:29:30 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

I was going to post snarky gifs since thats my schtick, but I got distracted by the one of Alan Rickman.




I would let that man do horrible disgusting things to me.

What the fuck are you waiting for??  Post that shit!  For the record, I would sit on his face in a heartbeat, but then he wouldn't be able to speak, and I loooove his voice.  Decisions, decisions!

I did post one a while ago!

I wouldn't sit on his face for that exact reason. Total ladyboner.

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[luckyval]

no sig nic, but spot on analogy

[hisno1girl]

Jan 25, 2013 13:11:56 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

Wheeee. King of the dipshits.

I was going to say King Shit of Turd Mountain but I guess they both work.

[smock]

Jan 25, 2013 13:38:18 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

Jan 25, 2013 13:09:24 GMT -5 @scottydeux said:

Self-important prigs use the term 'self-important prig'. It's science.

Bill Nye level science, in fact. 

You mean Bill Nye the Science Gentleman?

[Uppity Man]

Jan 25, 2013 13:08:42 GMT -5 toledo said:

The only thing more pathetic than a regular trolling her own board under an AE is a nobody randomly picking a board and hanging around to wind up strangers for fun.

At least dowager had a personal beef, however lame it was. This is just.....sad.

Truth.

Just as sad as living on the internet. It's far more entertaining to go out in the world and meet people. Y'all should give it a whirl sometime. It's not as hard as you think (that's what she said!!!)

[fuckyourcouch]

Jan 25, 2013 13:40:10 GMT -5 smock said:

Jan 25, 2013 13:38:18 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

Bill Nye level science, in fact. 

You mean Bill Nye the Science Gentleman?

that would make the song a lot more cumbersome.

[Uppity Man]

one more thing.....If a random post by a stranger on the internet gets you all wound up, then you seriously need to take a look at your life. If anything, you should be just laughing your ass off at me and not taking me seriously at all. It's well documented that you don't "feed the trolls", yet people do it every day of life.

Trolls do serve a useful purpose. They highlight areas of your life that you take far too seriously and most of you miss the point entirely. That's very entertaining.

[luckyval]

Jan 25, 2013 13:46:39 GMT -5 Uppity Man said:

Trolls do serve a useful purpose. They highlight areas of your life that you take far too seriously and most of you miss the point entirely. That's very entertaining.

You're right, perhaps we are taking men too seriously. Some seem to have given themselves more credit than they deserve

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Jan 25, 2013 13:49:04 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

@fucksticklegit

I'm pretty sure my panties just removed themselves from my person. Holy hot.

[flex]

A real man wouldn't take the time to be condescending to a woman's chat board.

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aww, look at the nice guy performing the deeply needed public service of explaining ourselves to us. where would we be without this shining beacon of light!

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Jan 25, 2013 14:03:10 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

....I am throughly uncomfortable with Professor Snape and Hans Gruber giving O-face and hitting on young chicks in gifs.

Don't ruin it...

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He can use his wand on me any day.

[FastHands]

New York and Alan Rickman gifs are the only parts of this whole thing that are really entertaining.

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I'd let him put it in my butt.

Wait... I think I did that wrong.

[spitforspat]

Jan 25, 2013 14:15:03 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

I'd let him put it in my butt.

Wait... I think I did that wrong.

HA!

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Jan 25, 2013 14:19:26 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Ooh! Ooh!

He could Slytherin to my common room any night..

Nice.

[lemondrop]

Jan 25, 2013 14:03:12 GMT -5 cville said:

aww, look at the nice guy performing the deeply needed public service of explaining ourselves to us. where would we be without this shining beacon of light!

Where would we be without men to put us in our place?

[fuckyourcouch]

Jan 25, 2013 14:27:00 GMT -5 lemondrop said:

Jan 25, 2013 14:03:12 GMT -5 cville said:

aww, look at the nice guy performing the deeply needed public service of explaining ourselves to us. where would we be without this shining beacon of light!

Where would we be without men to put us in our place?

vastly further advanced as a civilization?

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In hysterics of course.



Alan Rickman can give me a massage for my hysterics... bow chicka wow woww

[Uppity Man]

I was just bored. Some of the comments were truly funny, thanks for the chuckles. One accusation of being an "AE". Nope.

My friends all know of my fondness of prodding people merely to get a reaction. No harm meant.

Where would women be without men? Not sure about that one, but they sure as hell wouldn't complain as much.

[lemondrop]

Jan 25, 2013 14:32:54 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

Jan 25, 2013 14:27:00 GMT -5 lemondrop said:

Where would we be without men to put us in our place?

vastly further advanced as a civilization?

LOL.

[Uppity Man]

Jan 25, 2013 14:45:38 GMT -5 lemondrop said:

Jan 25, 2013 14:32:54 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

vastly further advanced as a civilization?

LOL.

And not a "AA" battery to be found on the planet. Buy stock in www.damandeve.com

[Uppity Man]

Time for me to jet. Have a nice weekend ladies!

[lemondrop]

Jan 25, 2013 14:46:41 GMT -5 Uppity Man said:

Jan 25, 2013 14:45:38 GMT -5 lemondrop said:

LOL.

And not a "AA" battery to be found on the planet. Buy stock in www.damandeve.com

Who says we'd need batteries without men?

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Hitachi magic wand is where its at, fuck batteries.

[lemondrop]

Jan 25, 2013 14:49:24 GMT -5 lemondrop said:

Jan 25, 2013 14:46:41 GMT -5 Uppity Man said:

And not a "AA" battery to be found on the planet. Buy stock in www.damandeve.com

Who says we'd need batteries without men?

This is all jacked up here, but looks fine when I try to edit. Stupid format. This is what men do. They screw perfectly fine shit up.

[MWOS]

Leave it to a real man to mistake "barely indifferent" with "all wound up"