Tell us about your wife. And why in the world you'd feel compelled to post here?
She's a lovely, kind woman. A dedicated mother. She wears her heart on her sleeve.
As for why I post here, I'm an introvert. Typing my thoughts instead of blurting them out affords me a much needed chance for second-thought and revision. Since I stopped posting on my last forum, I've missed the social interaction it provided me.
My wife's always talking to me about stuff posted on here, so I figured why not start here. She often talks about a lot of threads where the subject is men/a man, but you're all women - so you have difficulty understanding the man. The number of times I've seen advice which was flat out wrong was amazing.
So I figured I'd sign up, so that I could enjoy the social interaction and give the man's viewpoint when appropriate.
This reminds me a lot of when some dude came onto the bump and was all "my wife can out me if she wants!!" Turns out it was just a poster (female) who had way too much time on her hands.
If I'm remembering correctly. But this feels like deja vu.
I feel, when people say "I will probably piss a lot of you off" that's code for "I'm a giant raging bag of douchefuckery and instead of trying not to be that, I'm going to just preface everything I say with that so if you get pissed off I can be all 'Well I told you so, sorry just keeping it real and let me be me and haters gon' hate.'"
That's all I have to add to this conversation. Because I'm tired. And my foot itches and I can't scratch it because I'm also ticklish where it itches. This is fucked up. Obviously my punishment for getting involved in that Clinger mess over on SO.
But I'm going to bed for real now. Good night Oliver. Have fun having a penis, assuming it's a real penis, but if it's not have fun pretending.
I said that because I know myself and my life history. I tend to be very outspoken and will speak my mind - this tends to piss people off, especially women.
That said, if I'm being a douche, I'd appreciate if I got called out on it. I'm often a douche to my wife, even though I never want to be that way - I just don't see things from her point of view, and therefore don't realize what I'm doing. Maybe interacting with you ladies will help me become a better husband.
There's a difference between being a douche and disagreeing with you, however
I feel, when people say "I will probably piss a lot of you off" that's code for "I'm a giant raging bag of douchefuckery and instead of trying not to be that, I'm going to just preface everything I say with that so if you get pissed off I can be all 'Well I told you so, sorry just keeping it real and let me be me and haters gon' hate.'"
That's all I have to add to this conversation. Because I'm tired. And my foot itches and I can't scratch it because I'm also ticklish where it itches. This is fucked up. Obviously my punishment for getting involved in that Clinger mess over on SO.
But I'm going to bed for real now. Good night Oliver. Have fun having a penis, assuming it's a real penis, but if it's not have fun pretending.
I said that because I know myself and my life history. I tend to be very outspoken and will speak my mind - this tends to piss people off, especially women.
That said, if I'm being a douche, I'd appreciate if I got called out on it. I'm often a douche to my wife, even though I never want to be that way - I just don't see things from her point of view, and therefore don't realize what I'm doing. Maybe interacting with you ladies will help me become a better husband.
There's a difference between being a douche and disagreeing with you, however
I just don't get how you think this will work.....when she's posting on the same message board, venting/expressing HER issues. If you are for real, and you're probably not, but say that you are, what you're doing is a little douchey. You're totally invading her privacy and a place for her to vent.
This reminds me a lot of when some dude came onto the bump and was all "my wife can out me if she wants!!" Turns out it was just a poster (female) who had way too much time on her hands.
If I'm remembering correctly. But this feels like deja vu.
To put you all at ease, I'm willing to provide my phone number to the mod of this board so that she can call me and confirm my gender.
I just don't get how you think this will work.....when she's posting on the same message board, venting/expressing HER issues. If you are for real, and you're probably not, but say that you are, what you're doing is a little douchey. You're totally invading her privacy and a place for her to vent.
She's a lurker and rarely posts. She doesn't vent on here (afaik anyways).
Hell, I'll add her to my ignore list if she wants to be able to post without my seeing.
I think you're creepy. I think your wife didn't really want you to post here but didn't want to fight with you. I am going to bed because you sufficiently squicked me out.
Did you even bother to lurk here? Tell us what you know about this board.
Why would I lurk? If I read something where I want to reply, I'll reply...
I'm not that keen on listening to people chit chatting without getting involved myself.
I know that you guys spun off from the Nest. I know that the owner of the forum gets leg humped like nobodies business. I know that there's virtually no men here. That's about it.