"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Soooo... I showed FI these and was like, "FLUFFY COWS ARE SO CUTE!"
He was not impressed and looked at me like I was nuts. He asked if I have ever been to a livestock show (Hello, I live in Nebraska and grew up on a farm, but no, I have not.) He said most all cows can be groomed that way and explained the process.
I thought he was pulling my leg, but nope. I never knew.
My brother raises show calves. I can ask him to fluff you up a cow if you want.