Post by textbookcase on Jun 4, 2013 22:18:04 GMT -5
H was out watering the plants this evening when he noticed that almost all of the plants are cut/broken off down at the base of the plants. Omg. I can't even with this bitch!
Your neighbour is seriously cray cray. Have her arrested and loofahless in jail! The police report would be amazing. Stolen loofahs and first degree assault on plants.
I'm seriously not one to be all "call the cops!" but seriously, she had them come to her door once, she KNOWS you know that it was all her, so she comes back and actually kills them? Fuck that. Arrest her ass so that SHE can explain to folks that she was petty enough to kill someones plants because she stole out of someone's yard.
Post by margotmacomber on Jun 4, 2013 22:23:33 GMT -5
You need to stick some subversive yet sharp wire hangers in your plants pointing at would be nay sayers so they get poked the ever loving shit out of. I read that on a pet forum to stop dogs from peeing, but I think it could work.
And you say you sell these, right? I would definitely call the cops regarding that she is trespassing, damaging private property and hindering your business (for lack of a better word).
You need to stick some subversive yet sharp wire hangers in your plants pointing at would be nay sayers so they get poked the ever loving shit out of. I read that on a pet forum to stop dogs from peeing, but I think it could work.
You need to stick some subversive yet sharp wire hangers in your plants pointing at would be nay sayers so they get poked the ever loving shit out of. I read that on a pet forum to stop dogs from peeing, but I think it could work.
And you say you sell these, right? I would definitely call the cops regarding that she is trespassing, damaging private property and hindering your business (for lack of a better word).
Press charges!!! Take her on Judge Judy or Judge Joe Brown!!!!
BEST IDEA EVAH!
A roommate in college had a previous roommate attempt to take her on judge judy because she spilled coffee on her laptop and ruined it. TBC, you could SO get on Judy's show and WIN.