Loofah-gate update

[polarbearfans]

Go the police. This lady is crazy. She doesn't get a loofah so nobody gets a loofah?

[hisno1girl]

When the police show up, stand outside and record the whole thing.

Please.

I'm BEGGING you.

[alicenelson]

::pulls out lawnchair and cooler full of beer; patiently waits for the show...:

[Knight]

Jun 5, 2013 7:37:59 GMT -5 alicenelson said:

::pulls out lawnchair and cooler full of beer; patiently waits for the show...:

[hisno1girl]

I hope they put her on the Loofah Offender Registry list!!

NO LOOFAH LEFT BEHIND!

[cheeseandcrackers]

holy crap

[panicked]

And I was worried about being bored waiting for bloodwork at the lab today! This whole saga is incredible.

[winelady]

Thank you for providing me with some entertainment while I am stuck in the hospital with ds!

[partiallysunny]

Take that bitch down!

[DaisyCakes]

I'd definitely call and have her arrested if I could. I'd be worried about further retaliation from her...

[Deleted]

She just wanted to make a Spongebob costume for her son....

[textbookcase]

I'm calling soon. Here are pictures:

The second one is the main branch/base of the whole plant.

[Kit]

I hope you can press charges. What a bitch. Keep us posted!!!

[mbcdefg]

Fuck, man. The balls on this lady.

I hope she gets punished for this.

[nahoku]

Did she come back and do this after you called the cops yesterday or did this happen when she originally stole the plants?  Either way, what a nutter!

[vanillacourage]

Jun 5, 2013 8:41:07 GMT -5 textbookcase said:

I'm calling soon. Here are pictures:

The second one is the main branch/base of the whole plant.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

those are pretty thick plantts. she had to bring a knife or something similar to take those down. what a fucking psycho. id be watching my animals closely too as it wouldnt be hard for her to find a way to hurt them.

[cutecloud]

WTF?! I would be so mad if someone did that to my plants.

[textbookcase]

Jun 5, 2013 8:46:03 GMT -5 nahoku said:

Did she come back and do this after you called the cops yesterday or did this happen when she originally stole the plants?  Either way, what a nutter!

It had to have been after. We checked the plants out pretty thoroughly after the cops came, and we watered them and everything and they were fine. H was watering them last night when he noticed the breakage.

[pugz]

oh helllllllllllllll no.

question: does she live directly next to you or down the street or something?

[textbookcase]

Jun 5, 2013 8:47:26 GMT -5 cutecloud said:

WTF?! I would be so mad if someone did that to my plants.

I know, I'm pretty livid. We put a lot of effort into our plants/landscaping. I'm worried that she's going to mess with more stuff.

[textbookcase]

Jun 5, 2013 8:48:53 GMT -5 pugz said:

oh helllllllllllllll no.

question: does she live directly next to you or down the street or something?

Two houses down, on our side.

[bluetopaz]

Bad boys bad boys. Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for loooo(fah)?

I'm really sorry you're having to deal with this, but man this is some good entertainment for the rest of us.

[vanillacourage]

Yeah, I would love to follow some arrest drama as much as the next person, but I would worry about poking the crazy with a stick.  She literally brought a weapon over to your house with the intent to cause damage - I would worry about what she would escalate to next if I really did have her arrested. 

I know it's totally socially unacceptable, but it is just a plant, KWIM?

ETA - I would absolutely still call the cops.  But I would talk the whole thing through with them rather than jump to "I want her brought to justice!!!!".  Maybe a stern talk from them about how, coincidentally,  your plants were damaged and if ANYTHING ELSE HAPPENS they will have to come back and deal with her, etc. will be better in the long run.

[Deleted]

Change your wifi name to"lady at xxx address steals loofas"

[firedancer49]

WTF. I can't wait for you to call the cops and they have to go over there again. Are they all ruined? Will you be able to do anything with what you have now?

[textbookcase]

Jun 5, 2013 8:55:33 GMT -5 vanillacourage said:

Yeah, I would love to follow some arrest drama as much as the next person, but I would worry about poking the crazy with a stick.  She literally brought a weapon over to your house with the intent to cause damage - I would worry about what she would escalate to next if I really did have her arrested. 

I know it's totally socially unacceptable, but it is just a plant, KWIM?

I'm not going to ask that she be arrested, but I do want it on the record.

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Jun 4, 2013 23:49:46 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Time to take some abrasive action.

I just giggle/snorted and guffawed at the same time.  It was kind of painful, but worth it.

[hbear]

I'd tell her I had security cameras capture her doing it, and you are taking it to the police.

[urbancowgirl]

I'm so angry for you. I hope the cops are able to bring a resolution to the situation.