Remember the girl who made a card for me?

[Deleted]

The sad crafty card that asked me to send her postcards?

She invited us to a surprise birthday party for her husband.  It is a scavenger hunt all over the city.

She also invited me to her bridal shower.

Help.

[tdk2]

Ooooh! if she gets pregnant, maybe she'll let you scavenger hunt through a mall to find out the baby gender!





(please tell me you read that blog posted from someone awhile back so this makes sense)

Did you ever send her a postcard?

[eb777888]

Hahaha!

Jeez, Miso, don't you want to CELBRATE with your FRIENDS? lol

The city scavenger hunt sounds like hell.

[LeggsBenedict]

lollllll

[Deleted]

During their engagement party, we had to do this ice-breaker activity that involved our filling out this sheet of paper with names of other guests.

It was horrible.

[Deleted]

Jun 5, 2013 23:27:43 GMT -5 tdk2 said:

Ooooh! if she gets pregnant, maybe she'll let you scavenger hunt through a mall to find out the baby gender!





(please tell me you read that blog posted from someone awhile back so this makes sense)

Did you ever send her a postcard?

Sorry.  I have no idea what this is.

And, no, I never sent a postcard.

I thought that would be enough to dissolve this relationship.

Nope.

[speckledfrog]

Jun 5, 2013 23:28:22 GMT -5 LeggsBenedict said:

lollllll

Your sig is perfect for this post!   

[mrlittlejeans]

How do you know this person?

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Jun 5, 2013 23:30:48 GMT -5 @kirkette said:

Jun 5, 2013 23:26:03 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

The sad crafty card that asked me to send her postcards?

She invited us to a surprise birthday party for her husband.  It is a scavenger hunt all over the city.

She also invited me to her bridal shower.

Help.

Please tell me the live in a little ass city. Even then, I'd be like, I'm gonna sit this one out. 
It's okay to politely decline. 

Not our city (SHE LIVES IN OUR GODDAMN CITY LIKE ONE MINUTE AWAY).

She's making us go to Hollywood for this.

I think I'd rather go to work.

[zoidberg]

Change your phone number and go into hiding. She is on the road to becoming the all-day scavenger hunt gender reveal girl.

[Deleted]

Jun 5, 2013 23:31:11 GMT -5 mrlittlejeans said:

How do you know this person?

She is my husband's friend's fiancee.

[LeggsBenedict]

I'm re-reading the original thread now for laughs.

WALL WORDS!

[mrlittlejeans]

Ohhh...that could be awkward then.

[Deleted]

Jun 5, 2013 23:33:01 GMT -5 LeggsBenedict said:

I'm re-reading the original thread now for laughs.

WALL WORDS!

I want to re-read the original thread.  Link!

You are good.

[LeggsBenedict]

Jun 5, 2013 23:33:40 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Jun 5, 2013 23:33:01 GMT -5 LeggsBenedict said:

I'm re-reading the original thread now for laughs.

WALL WORDS!

I want to re-read the original thread.  Link!

You are good.

pandce.proboards.com/thread/138914/

[tdk2]

Jun 5, 2013 23:30:19 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Jun 5, 2013 23:27:43 GMT -5 tdk2 said:

Ooooh! if she gets pregnant, maybe she'll let you scavenger hunt through a mall to find out the baby gender!





(please tell me you read that blog posted from someone awhile back so this makes sense)

Did you ever send her a postcard?

Sorry.  I have no idea what this is.

And, no, I never sent a postcard.

I thought that would be enough to dissolve this relationship.

Nope.

  Damn. i thought no postcard would work, too.

AND DAMMIT.  it looks like that person removed their blogs and Get off my internets doesn't have it anymore. Someone posted it on here awhile back.  It was this torturous looking dumb scavenger hunt through a mall to find out the gender of their baby.  (their family did the hunt) 

[Deleted]

Jun 5, 2013 23:35:40 GMT -5 LeggsBenedict said:

Jun 5, 2013 23:33:40 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

I want to re-read the original thread.  Link!

You are good.

pandce.proboards.com/thread/138914/

I am chuckling at my own thread.

[speckledfrog]

If there was ever a time to fake your own death, this is it.

[Chib]

Conveniently be on a trip when both events are happening.

[WOT?*]

Jun 5, 2013 23:30:19 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Jun 5, 2013 23:27:43 GMT -5 tdk2 said:

Ooooh! if she gets pregnant, maybe she'll let you scavenger hunt through a mall to find out the baby gender!





(please tell me you read that blog posted from someone awhile back so this makes sense)

Sorry.  I have no idea what this is.

She deleted the post as far as I can tell.  Probably got a load of comments.  She now just has an "It's A Girl" on her blog at about the date of the GOMI story but here's the GOMI thread about TAOMAB and her gender reveals.  The chick on avecfleur had her friends do a scavenger hunt through a mall, checking in with clerks at stores for clues, riding the carousel and getting a clue after their ride, etc.  At the end, this was in the box for the reveal:



It was classic.

getoffmyinternets.net/gender-reveals-becoming-increasingly-bizarre/#more-35872

[Moe]

This isn't about ME? /pshaw

[Bree Van de Kamp]

Well, I couldn't find the blog post but ...



The expectant parents dragged a few friends and family members around a (huge) shopping mall where they had to do ridiculous things (like, buy them shit) to get clues that ultimately led to them to a box containing the atrocity seen above. 

I don't know how they convinced anyone to care that much about their fetus, but...yeah. That's how it happened. 


ETA: Boooo, Mrsbpo beat me to the punch. And I was all proud of my googling skills. Pshaw.

[Deleted]

Jun 5, 2013 23:48:31 GMT -5 Moe said:

This isn't about ME? /pshaw

No. I love YOU.

[Deleted]

Even two recaps of whatever the fuck is up there were boring.

Stop it.

[Moe]

Jun 5, 2013 23:49:37 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Jun 5, 2013 23:48:31 GMT -5 Moe said:

This isn't about ME? /pshaw

No. I love YOU.

that's more like it

[montereybride]

I am really fucking disturbed by what they did to that doll.


Did either of them even consider - FOR EVEN ONE GODDAMN FUCKING MINUTE - to just put the doll in a FUCKING DRESS??!!!!!!


What the fuck

[Deleted]

I like scavenger hunts! Take me as your date. It sounds fun. I am serious.

[WOT?*]

Jun 6, 2013 0:28:21 GMT -5 montereybride said:

I am really fucking disturbed by what they did to that doll.


Did either of them even consider - FOR EVEN ONE GODDAMN FUCKING MINUTE - to just put the doll in a FUCKING DRESS??!!!!!!


What the fuck

That would be much too ordinary.  Vag-flowers are much more a courant.  Definitely creepy.  The only thing they could have done to make it any worse was if they used a troll doll.

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Couldn't find one with a dahliavagina.

[snipsnsnails]

Politely decline and tell her you already have another scavenger hunt in Pasadena that day.

[WOT?*]

I forgot about the card. Was it scratch-and-sniff?