This is an honest question, but what do you think about when you're getting yourself off?
Seriously? "Wow....that feels good....okay....that feels even better." I get off on the sensations. When I was in a relationship, I thought about the guy I was with at that time.
I'm intrigued by this...you've never thought about someone else? A hot actor? A rocker? Anyone?
Post by jojoandleo on Jun 20, 2012 20:12:44 GMT -5
Eh, When I was stupid and in my 20s I would send topless pics to my fuck buddies. They may very well have made the rounds. I have yet to find them on the internet, and yes, I google myself. Now I see all these "sexting is bad and never goes away" commercials on the crappy "made for teens" shows I watch and I am like, "Huh, that WAS really stupid."
H I trust. The men I used to sleep with...I bet you those pics got forwarded. I didn't have the best taste in men.
I get off to all kinds of famous people. Channing Tatum's abs, Ryan Gosling with his shirt off ala Crazy Stupid Love, the usuals. I also have playboys. I have an obsession with boobs. Not a fan of vaginas, but I love boobs. It may be because I don't have any.
Eh, When I was stupid and in my 20s I would send topless pics to my fuck buddies. They may very well have made the rounds. I have yet to find them on the internet, and yes, I google myself. Now I see all these "sexting is bad and never goes away" commercials on the crappy "made for teens" shows I watch and I am like, "Huh, that WAS really stupid."
I think of that sometimes. I sent so many nude pics when I was younger. But who am I kidding, I'd probably do it again lol. I have no scruples.
Eh, When I was stupid and in my 20s I would send topless pics to my fuck buddies. They may very well have made the rounds. I have yet to find them on the internet, and yes, I google myself. Now I see all these "sexting is bad and never goes away" commercials on the crappy "made for teens" shows I watch and I am like, "Huh, that WAS really stupid."
I think of that sometimes. I sent so many nude pics when I was younger. But who am I kidding, I'd probably do it again lol. I have no scruples.
I am glad that I'm old enough to have grown up with cell phones to take pictures to spread around the world! If I wanted to send pics like that I would have had to take them, go to the store to develop the film and then mail them!!
Seriously? "Wow....that feels good....okay....that feels even better." I get off on the sensations. When I was in a relationship, I thought about the guy I was with at that time.
I'm intrigued by this...you've never thought about someone else? A hot actor? A rocker? Anyone?
I swear, I'm not judging, just really curious!
Nope, no one. I actually laugh at myself for being probably the only woman on the planet who never went through the entire "putting up posters of hot guys" phase. My bedroom walls as an older child and a teen were covered with cut out pics from outdated Thomas Kinkade Calendars. Mostly, I wanted to design houses with elements from some of the cottages and manor houses that he painted, and become like Kaufman and Broad, sell these tract homes to the masses and become filthy rich! lol!
I feel much older than you all when I say that my boyfriend when I was 19 took polaroids of me. That he kept when we broke up. That his crazy new girlfriend found. And then proceeded to use to blackmail me. It was bad. Authorities were involved.
And, a few years ago, that bitch friended me on Facebook!!! I blocked her so fast.
Anyway, you'd think I'd be more cautious about the Sexting. Or the modeling. Nope. I pretend it's like being struck by lightening. No way it'll happen twice.
I'm also cavalier about food poisoning. I had e-coli. I still eat out of street trucks. I eat things that fell on the floor. I lick the batter when I bake.
I feel much older than you all when I say that my boyfriend when I was 19 took polaroids of me. That he kept when we broke up. That his crazy new girlfriend found. And then proceeded to use to blackmail me. It was bad. Authorities were involved.
And, a few years ago, that bitch friended me on Facebook!!! I blocked her so fast.
Anyway, you'd think I'd be more cautious about the Sexting. Or the modeling. Nope. I pretend it's like being struck by lightening. No way it'll happen twice.
I'm also cavalier about food poisoning. I had e-coli. I still eat out of street trucks. I eat things that fell on the floor. I lick the batter when I bake.
I think of that sometimes. I sent so many nude pics when I was younger. But who am I kidding, I'd probably do it again lol. I have no scruples.
I am glad that I'm old enough to have grown up with cell phones to take pictures to spread around the world! If I wanted to send pics like that I would have had to take them, go to the store to develop the film and then mail them!!
Not sure why, but I find this really, really funny. The CVS guy would really enjoy his work that day.
I feel much older than you all when I say that my boyfriend when I was 19 took polaroids of me. That he kept when we broke up. That his crazy new girlfriend found. And then proceeded to use to blackmail me. It was bad. Authorities were involved.
And, a few years ago, that bitch friended me on Facebook!!! I blocked her so fast.
Anyway, you'd think I'd be more cautious about the Sexting. Or the modeling. Nope. I pretend it's like being struck by lightening. No way it'll happen twice.
I'm also cavalier about food poisoning. I had e-coli. I still eat out of street trucks. I eat things that fell on the floor. I lick the batter when I bake.
Livin on the edge, people!!
I officially love you. That is all!
Ditto. I liked you before. Now I love you. And I have "Edge of Glory" stuck in my head now.
Seriously? "Wow....that feels good....okay....that feels even better." I get off on the sensations. When I was in a relationship, I thought about the guy I was with at that time.
Wow. So, no fantasizing, really? Huh.
I'm not gonna pretend to know enough to tell people what they should think about while they masturbate. But, might I suggest taking your screen name to heart? Get crazy!
lol. My screen name is a title of a song about dancing to the music of a live band from an old Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire film from the thirties. Kristin Chenoweth did a recording of it a few years ago and it's one of my favorite songs.....
Maybe I will. I'm just not that interested when what I currently do is very satisfactory. lol.
I feel much older than you all when I say that my boyfriend when I was 19 took polaroids of me. That he kept when we broke up. That his crazy new girlfriend found. And then proceeded to use to blackmail me. It was bad. Authorities were involved.
And, a few years ago, that bitch friended me on Facebook!!! I blocked her so fast.
Anyway, you'd think I'd be more cautious about the Sexting. Or the modeling. Nope. I pretend it's like being struck by lightening. No way it'll happen twice.
I'm also cavalier about food poisoning. I had e-coli. I still eat out of street trucks. I eat things that fell on the floor. I lick the batter when I bake.
Livin on the edge, people!!
I officially love you. That is all!
Me too And I had e-coli too! And that hasn't stopped me from exclusively eating burgers medium-rare.
I'm not gonna pretend to know enough to tell people what they should think about while they masturbate. But, might I suggest taking your screen name to heart? Get crazy!
lol. My screen name is a title of a song about dancing to the music of a live band from an old Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire film from the thirties. Kristin Chenoweth did a recording of it a few years ago and it's one of my favorite songs.....
Maybe I will. I'm just not that interested when what I currently do is very satisfactory. lol.
Hey, if you're happy, I'm happy. But if you ever get bored or feel like trying something else, remember your pervy Aunt Zelda, ok?
I am glad that I'm old enough to have grown up with cell phones to take pictures to spread around the world! If I wanted to send pics like that I would have had to take them, go to the store to develop the film and then mail them!!
Not sure why, but I find this really, really funny. The CVS guy would really enjoy his work that day.
I lived in a little town...I would have had to go to Kmart to get those bad boys developed....and it would take days to get them back!!
Post by jojoandleo on Jun 20, 2012 20:33:35 GMT -5
I would also like to say, my post count hit 69 in this thread. So fitting. I'm ruining it with this post. And I am going to call GOZF Pervy Aunt Zelda from now on.
I would also like to say, my post count hit 69 in this thread. So fitting. I'm ruining it with this post. And I am going to call GOZF Pervy Aunt Zelda from now on.
Not sure why, but I find this really, really funny. The CVS guy would really enjoy his work that day.
I lived in a little town...I would have had to go to Kmart to get those bad boys developed....and it would take days to get them back!!
This is hilarious. This whole thread has made my day, but thinking about you going to the local Kmart to have nudey pics developed and mailed will give me giggles for a few days.
I lived in a little town...I would have had to go to Kmart to get those bad boys developed....and it would take days to get them back!!
This is hilarious. This whole thread has made my day, but thinking about you going to the local Kmart to have nudey pics developed and mailed will give me giggles for a few days.
I like porn, provided everyone is of age, human and giving consent. As long as everyone's clear on the fact that it's fantasy and doesn't get too wrapped up, I don't see the harm.
This likely doesnt surprise anyone.
This is where I stand as well.
Me three. There are too many responses and I am too lazy to read them all, quite frankly.
Ladies, I know that this might sound wrong.....but I started referring to this board to myself as "Real Life Sex and the City Online".
Trust me, its a major compliment.
Seems that's going to stick.
Hahahaha! Seriously, my girlfriends and I used to talk about which of us were which character from SATC. They all used to say I was Samantha, even though I wasn't promiscuous. At the time, I was just really confident talking to guys.
No joke, in the past few months, I have accepted that I really am Samantha Jones. I like to have sex like a man.
Ladies, I know that this might sound wrong.....but I started referring to this board to myself as "Real Life Sex and the City Online".
Trust me, its a major compliment.
Seems that's going to stick.
Hahahaha! Seriously, my girlfriends and I used to talk about which of us were which character from SATC. They all used to say I was Samantha, even though I wasn't promiscuous. At the time, I was just really confident talking to guys.
No joke, in the past few months, I have accepted that I really am Samantha Jones. I like to have sex like a man.