I know this makes me a Judgy bitch...

[curbsideprophet]

I would side eye that as well.

[cinco]

Wut?
That is going to be a fun diaper to change.

[lolo]

Yikes.

[carolinagirl831]

Wtf?

[pugz]

Great for teething

[Deleted]

Wow. Like how though? My kid can barely swallow, much less chew. Crazy town.

[Deleted]

Wow. That sounds really dangerous. How can they even chew that?

[zeewifeandmama]

Like gnawing on the crust?

[Deleted]

How is that even possible? Did she purée it? I am picturing puréed pizza.

[anna7602]

Nov 18, 2013 19:54:46 GMT -5 zeewifeandmama said:

Like gnawing on the crust?

I was picturing this, too. 

[bronxgirl]

I side eye anyone eating Domino's pizza.

[h]

My 6 month old has had small bites of take out pizza (not Dominos specifically, since we don't eat it). For the most part, he eats what we eat. Usually that's pretty healthy stuff--grilled chicken, steamed veggies, fresh fruit, eggs, pasta. Sometimes it's pizza. Judge away.

[Deleted]

I really wouldn't both judging, as I assume it's a bit of a joke at that age. The baby did not actually eat a full slice of dominos.

[mellymel]

What? How? My baby is just learning how to eat purées at 6 months!

[Deleted]

DD is almost six months and I let her gnaw on the corner of a hashbrown potato yesterday. There's probably a post like this about me somewhere on the internet. lol

[Deleted]

Nov 18, 2013 20:03:00 GMT -5 @tokenhoser said:

I really wouldn't both judging, as I assume it's a bit of a joke at that age. The baby did not actually eat a full slice of dominos.

Thank you. Yes.

[Deleted]

Nov 18, 2013 19:56:17 GMT -5 bronxgirl said:

I side eye anyone eating Domino's pizza.

You side eye away because DOMINOS IS DELICIOUS. You can pry that cardboard cheesy bread from my cold dead hands.

[Deleted]

I can photograph my baby with an emptying beer bottle... will you believe she drank a beer?

[Deleted]

Well, if you really think the baby ate the pizza, then I guess you can go to bed knowing you win at parenting for today. Not really sure what else there is to do for poor pizza baby.

[catbus]

Nov 18, 2013 20:00:23 GMT -5 h said:

My 6 month old has had small bites of take out pizza (not Dominos specifically, since we don't eat it). For the most part, he eats what we eat. Usually that's pretty healthy stuff--grilled chicken, steamed veggies, fresh fruit, eggs, pasta. Sometimes it's pizza. Judge away.

Yeah, there's a picture somewhere on my Facebook of E eating pizza when he was probably seven months. IIRC, it was Pagliacci pizza margherita. We don't do Domino's.

[Deleted]

Nov 18, 2013 19:56:17 GMT -5 bronxgirl said:

I side eye anyone eating Domino's pizza.

Living in Metro NYC makes it easy to be a pizza snob.  Excellent pizza is not universal. 

[Deleted]

Nov 18, 2013 20:17:02 GMT -5 @tokenhoser said:

Well, if you really think the baby ate the pizza, then I guess you can go to bed knowing you win at parenting for today. Not really sure what else there is to do for poor pizza baby.

Pizza baby just made me lol. My DS learned to eat table foods on French fries, so I am waiting to collect my MOTY award.

[Deleted]

It is impossible for a five month old baby to consume pizza in its constructed form. Unless it's soaked in water ala Eater-X or something. /gavel

Also I googled "baby eating pizza" and this was the third or fourth image - LOL!



Please everyone google image "baby pizza!" It's so funny!

[ryry]

Nov 18, 2013 19:56:17 GMT -5 bronxgirl said:

I side eye anyone eating Domino's pizza.

This was my first reaction too!

[zeewifeandmama]

Nov 18, 2013 20:17:02 GMT -5 @tokenhoser said:

Well, if you really think the baby ate the pizza, then I guess you can go to bed knowing you win at parenting for today. Not really sure what else there is to do for poor pizza baby.

I just straight cackled!! Pizza baby! Lol

[bunch]

Flashbacks to last week of my 5 mo old today attempting to chomp a stale baguette. Don't worry, the flour was organic

[Deleted]

Nov 18, 2013 20:03:00 GMT -5 @tokenhoser said:

I really wouldn't both judging, as I assume it's a bit of a joke at that age. The baby did not actually eat a full slice of dominos.

This is what I was thinking. I mean, no one would actually think someone would let their baby chew on plugged in lights and be in any danger - right, @libgirl?

[statlerwaldorf]

When DD was 4 months old, my brother asked if he could give her pizza. He was serious. I told him he was never ever babysitting.

[bronxgirl]

Nov 18, 2013 21:16:06 GMT -5 bunch said:

Flashbacks to last week of my 5 mo old today attempting to chomp a stale baguette. Don't worry, the flour was organic

I'm so relieved.

[bronxgirl]

Well jenny1980 feeds her baby crab dip.