This is probably only flame worthy to my mother but. . .
I picked out a purse for her to buy me for Christmas. I still haven't carried it, mostly bc I am usually carrying my laptop bag or a diaper bag.
I listed it on eBay last night. She is a gift giver (as in that's one of her love languages). She would be hurt if she knew. But she will never find out
Emerson Kate, born 38w5d on 4/6/12 at 6:02 p.m., 5 lbs 13 oz and 18 3/4 inches. Lucas Matthew, born 39w5d on 4/11/14 at 8:20 a.m., 7 lbs 4 oz and 20 inches.
N is crying because he does not like the generic eggo waffle I gave him.
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We have two cars, a 2013 minivan and a 2004 Altima. The van is obviously much nicer, we use the Altima more and commute in it. Sometimes when we go out to the car, Henry says " no car mommy, van", and will cry too. I told DH he is already pretentious . N is pretentious about his eggo .
Sometimes I legit think that people have a notebook next to their computer with notes and facts on probies. My memory is so awful when it comes to these things, it's the only way I could remember! "Oh there's @bigbadsally! -flips through papers- Oh yes she's the one who made out with a hot dog once."
My H ran out of shower gel weeks ago, and keeps using this pear scented stuff my cousin left in his bathroom years ago when she stayed with us. He keeps showering before bed with it and then comes looking for sexy time.
Dude. I'm in. But you smell like an 18 year old girl and I cannot get it up when your whole body smells like pears and vanilla. I just... can't.
My H was supposed to be at work 50 minutes ago and he's still in bed. I'm screaming at him cause HELLO! Work! More so because I'm tired and want to lounge on the sofa and don't want him to see me do that though!
I have one person on FB that I'm not even sure is a probie but I'm scared to ask. I need to use the laptop more so I can see sigs and maybe figure it out.
Do you have mutual friends? You always know it's a probie by the mutual friends.
These WLC have made me obsessed with my weight and I kinda can't wait for this one to end. I weigh myself like 4x a day. I've never been like this
I didn't even join the WLC, but seeing all the talk about dieting on here has made me start obsessing over my weight. I'm only 5 weeks PP and I weigh myself 2+ times a day. I don't know what's gotten into me, as I was never this weight conscious before.
I'm very close to my pre-twin weight and about 10 away from pre-Abby weight. I still wear maternity clothes daily. I use a diaper bag for a purse even when I don't have any kids with me. I was tired of switching back and forth or forgetting something. Yes, I do feel like a slob.
I already fucking hate today and it's only 9am. N is being such a turd..... This is not his usual. Screaming, hitting and being so annoying. And now my friend says she coming early. Fuck me.
I have a very hard time saying "no" to my child when she says, "please mama." I don't want to be a pushover parent. Ugh.
A is teething and it makes her a whiny disaster. Plus H is at 12 hour band camp all week, so she misses him. Last night she had a 1 hr bedtime MELTDOWN over wanting to sleep with Kermit the Frog. We do not own a Kermit. She watches the youtube video of Kermit singing rainbow connection before bed. SHe told me we needed to go to "Tartet" and buy one. :-[I told her we were going shopping today and we would look.
She POPPED out fo bed this morning and said "We go Tartet get Kermit the Frog, OK??"
I'm wearing a pre pregnancy dress, its too tight. And I noticed a stain on it. But I'm wearing it anyway. I'm tired
I gave up on buying a new summer maternity waredrobes this go around. All I wear are non maternity maxi dresses and throw a sweater over it to cover my hips and butt where it is a little snug
My daughter is currently eating Lucky Charms but she only eats the marshmallows.
I am impressed you can have that in your house and not eat it all! I got DH to buy me dove dark chocolate and made him hide it, when I want one I ask him. I don't trust myself at all, I have a huge sweet tooth. I could eat a box of lucky charms right now!
Having a child that's struggles to gain weight, we have a lot of fatty and sugary snacks. I make DH hide them or Peyton will basically never even get a bite. Zero self control right here.
Luckily I am equal parts lazy or I'd try to hunt down the hiding spot(s). Peyton did give one of the spots away though. We were all home and Pey asked for a cream pie(cookie) so he got one down. DH climbed on the counter and pulled an oatmeal cream pie out from top of the top cabinets. There is a lip/molding so you can't see what's up there from the floor. But again, even knowing something might be there now, I am too lazy to be whipping out a step stool for that. Haha.
May is teething and fighting bedtime hard. Last night she claimed to have to poop so she wouldn't have to go to sleep. I knew she was lying, but I didn't want to risk it. After about 10 minutes, I said, "See, you didn't have to poop." She said "Do have poop!" I said, "Then where is it??" She goes (with a super sarcastic voice) "Um, in my butt!" OMG I couldn't stop laughing.
Today we are supposed to go on a lunch/movie date and my mom is going to babysit. May has been on a teething induced nap strike though, so I am scared for my poor mom. I'll make sure she knows how to play Frozen just in case.
Post by spaghetticat on Aug 1, 2014 9:31:38 GMT -5
Listen, weight people. Please. Pick ONE morning during the week to weigh yourself and then put the scale somewhere far from the bathroom. Your health is important. Your weight is not. Check the number out once a week. Don't let yourselves fall down that hole. You are doing a great job making positive changes. Don't sell yourselves short!
I've been wanting an iPad keyboard for a while. I recently moved cubes and now share a 4 person cube thing with my manager, so I can't keep gbcn or other random internet stuff i do at work like amazon and online shopping up on my screen like I used to.
So my confession is that I am getting a wireless keyboard so I can type better on my iPad so I can still browse the inter webz at work,
I have no idea what size my boobs are. Huge. I'm breastfeeding so only wearing nursing bras. Those stretchy ones that do nothing to lift them. I go back to work on Monday so I should look into getting a decent nursing bra with support. But I'm lacking the motivation.
I have no idea what size my boobs are. Huge. I'm breastfeeding so only wearing nursing bras. Those stretchy ones that do nothing to lift them. I go back to work on Monday so I should look into getting a decent nursing bra with support. But I'm lacking the motivation.
That's why I had padded nursing bras. Well, that and my huge nipples poked through. They made them look even larger, but at least they looked perky!