Although, I went into Hannaford's last weekend and I've got to say - it was a nice experience! MB gives me really bad anxiety when I'm in there. Hannaford's has a calmness to it, lol.
Lucky!!! Hannaford's is usually so quiet and it was a nightmare because it was soooo busy!
My town as a shaws, s&s and a whole foods on top of a market basket and all of them are PACKED. I've never seen shaws so busy before. And it isn't that much more than m&b but more than I want to spend.
They had tons of signs posted welcoming all market basket shoppers and workers! They are also hiring right now. I'm sure the other stores are loving this.
Yesterday I said I would sell my kid. Today he's free. When does toddlerhood end? The not listening/hitting/tantrum phrase is driving me over the ledge. I think I'm in the wrong thread but I already typed it out.
I used singles and quarters to make up the last 30 dollars of my Jamberry starter kit.
I feed my toddler frozen waffles on the regular. As in I take them out of the freezer and hand them to him.
My house smells gross and I cannot figure out why. I'm searching inside toys with my fingers crossed that I'm not going to find some foul rotten food that one of the littles has hidden. Or worse.
We have eaten Little Caesars three times in the last week.
H told me this morning that during his parent's vow renewal/wedding whatever the clusterfuckery it is, that Herpes wants H to do a reading and have us both come up and give a speech. I really want to just say that "I don't support this union" and drop the mic.
H already told her that we would not be making a speech because kids. She seems to think that a 2 and a 4 year old would sit perfectly still in a pew surrounded by people they don't know while their parents are up at the pulpit....yeah dumbass.
I have never had Nutella and I don't plan on trying it.
You're a damn hell ass fool.
I found cookie butter at a supermarket in The Netherlands. That shit is bad news.
Oh fuck there's another one.
I never have had cookie butter either. However, I am not opposed to trying this. I just don't like peanut butter or the texture of peanut butter. I will eat apple butter and pumpkin butter.
Brought to you by the sex poll, I sort of wouldn't be opposed to giving a girl oral, if I were single, and the opportunity presented itself. Kinda always wanted to see if I could do it as well as I think it should be done.
Brought to you by the sex poll, I sort of wouldn't be opposed to giving a girl oral, if I were single, and the opportunity presented itself. Kinda always wanted to see if I could do it as well as I think it should be done.
This is precisely how I feel about it. I would be extremely disappointed if I didn't end up being good at it.
Brought to you by the sex poll, I sort of wouldn't be opposed to giving a girl oral, if I were single, and the opportunity presented itself. Kinda always wanted to see if I could do it as well as I think it should be done.
This is precisely how I feel about it. I would be extremely disappointed if I didn't end up being good at it.
Hey-ya Trudy, wink wink. We could critique each other you know.
I'd love a threesome if H didn't do anything with the other woman. lol.
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This...I think. But it would need to be like a anonymous screened woman that we would never encounter in regular life AND would not require much additional effort from me.
Maybe you should entertain some girl on girl porn @tambcat?
S/O sex and confessions...there has been more sex in this house in 3 days than in the year prior. I will shut up about this, it's just all shiny and new again.
I've never done anything with a lady before, however I do have a lesbian friend who wanted to show me a whole new world, with my other friend (who was totally down) I just couldn't bring myself to actually agree to it, even thouh I was curious. Girls just don't make me all rawr like big man meat does, the sauseej 4lyfe.